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Virgolia wrote:It would be really boring if I found all of them

I would also be a really big nerd

Nerd.

Virgolia wrote:It would be really boring if I found all of them

I would also be a really big nerd

Nerd

Lerasi wrote:Nerd.

Kampf Empire wrote:Nerd

uwu

Kampf Empire wrote:Nerd

BTW. What is each of your new uh...rebels.... goals in your civil war?


Greetings, people of the East! Thanksgiving is often neglected, but, the truth is that many love Thanksgiving. November is my second favorite month. So this event is the Thanksgiving Event. A poll will be set up and a scavenger hunt will be open to the public. In this Scavenger Hunt, you will try and find specific dispatches. These dispatches will be listed below. Your goal is to find the most dispatches. When you find a dispatch, you must mention Lerasi in an Arembee Post with the link to the dispatch and the number of upvotes. If the information is correct, the dispatch will be labelled as "Found." I say number of upvotes because if someone else finds the dispatch around the same time and upvotes it, it can throw off your submission and add a layer of competition. Also it's a thank you to them for not complaining when I just throw their dispatch in here without asking. The first person to find it is the person listed as the "Finder". If all criteria is not met with the post, it will be ignored. There will be one round for every day until Thanksgiving.

The TAMDEG/TAMDEZ Archive — Virgolia
I'm Fine, I Lied, I'm Dying Inside — Kampf Empire
The Eastasian War — Terreich und Preussen
Timeline of the CE — Euricanis
Penguinism WIP — Virgolia
The Großer Constitution — Virgolia
SafeHaven Alliance — Atlia sonis
The COIA overview, WIP — Kampf Empire
Songs of TEPendence Day — Virgolia

NS Linguism Poll Results — Wiranath
War plans — Wiranath
2733 — Euricanis
1337 new posts — BearStackof2015
The Kirib (Currency). — NOT FOUND
The Schön Deal — Wiranath
My Map Version 2.0 — Wiranath
Prime Minister Luxandous — Wiranath
¡Por honor y República! — Wiranath
HonorBound — Wiranath

Valism(WIP) — Wiranath
You will never guess... — NOT FOUND
TEP Stellaris Event — Wiranath
(RP) Overview — NOT FOUND
You are Fake News — NOT FOUND
haha im so funi — NOT FOUND
Globe Valsora — Wiranath
Hellscape League — Wiranath
City of Arp (Valsora) — Wiranath
Walker Vons — NOT FOUND

GLORIAM PACIFICUS ORIENTALEM
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Atlia sonis is another nerd.

Kampf Empire, Virgolia, and Atlia sonis

Rage Mage wrote:BTW. What is each of your new uh...rebels.... goals in your civil war?

Oh right. Gotta type that up.

Global twitter

Im bored

Atlia sonis

Lerasi wrote:

Greetings, people of the East! Thanksgiving is often neglected, but, the truth is that many love Thanksgiving. November is my second favorite month. So this event is the Thanksgiving Event. A poll will be set up and a scavenger hunt will be open to the public. In this Scavenger Hunt, you will try and find specific dispatches. These dispatches will be listed below. Your goal is to find the most dispatches. When you find a dispatch, you must mention Lerasi in an Arembee Post with the link to the dispatch and the number of upvotes. If the information is correct, the dispatch will be labelled as "Found." I say number of upvotes because if someone else finds the dispatch around the same time and upvotes it, it can throw off your submission and add a layer of competition. Also it's a thank you to them for not complaining when I just throw their dispatch in here without asking. The first person to find it is the person listed as the "Finder". If all criteria is not met with the post, it will be ignored. There will be one round for every day until Thanksgiving.

The TAMDEG/TAMDEZ Archive — Virgolia
I'm Fine, I Lied, I'm Dying Inside — Kampf Empire
The Eastasian War — Terreich und Preussen
Timeline of the CE — Euricanis
Penguinism WIP — Virgolia
The Großer Constitution — Virgolia
SafeHaven Alliance — Atlia sonis
The COIA overview, WIP — Kampf Empire
Songs of TEPendence Day — Virgolia

NS Linguism Poll Results — Wiranath
War plans — Wiranath
2733 — Euricanis
1337 new posts — BearStackof2015
The Kirib (Currency). — NOT FOUND
The Schön Deal — Wiranath
My Map Version 2.0 — Wiranath
Prime Minister Luxandous — Wiranath
¡Por honor y República! — Wiranath
HonorBound — Wiranath

Valism(WIP) — Wiranath
You will never guess... — NOT FOUND
TEP Stellaris Event — Wiranath
(RP) Overview — NOT FOUND
You are Fake News — NOT FOUND
haha im so funi — NOT FOUND
Globe Valsora — Wiranath
Hellscape League — Wiranath
City of Arp (Valsora) — Wiranath
Walker Vons — NOT FOUND

GLORIAM PACIFICUS ORIENTALEM
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Atlia sonis is another nerd.

Ah, shuddup.

Boomer.


Greetings, people of the East! Thanksgiving is often neglected, but, the truth is that many love Thanksgiving. November is my second favorite month. So this event is the Thanksgiving Event. A poll will be set up and a scavenger hunt will be open to the public. In this Scavenger Hunt, you will try and find specific dispatches. These dispatches will be listed below. Your goal is to find the most dispatches. When you find a dispatch, you must mention Lerasi in an Arembee Post with the link to the dispatch and the number of upvotes. If the information is correct, the dispatch will be labelled as "Found." I say number of upvotes because if someone else finds the dispatch around the same time and upvotes it, it can throw off your submission and add a layer of competition. Also it's a thank you to them for not complaining when I just throw their dispatch in here without asking. The first person to find it is the person listed as the "Finder". If all criteria is not met with the post, it will be ignored. There will be one round for every day until Thanksgiving.

The TAMDEG/TAMDEZ Archive — Virgolia
I'm Fine, I Lied, I'm Dying Inside — Kampf Empire
The Eastasian War — Terreich und Preussen
Timeline of the CE — Euricanis
Penguinism WIP — Virgolia
The Großer Constitution — Virgolia
SafeHaven Alliance — Atlia sonis
The COIA overview, WIP — Kampf Empire
Songs of TEPendence Day — Virgolia

NS Linguism Poll Results — Wiranath
War plans — Wiranath
2733 — Euricanis
1337 new posts — BearStackof2015
The Kirib (Currency). — NOT FOUND
The Schön Deal — Wiranath
My Map Version 2.0 — Wiranath
Prime Minister Luxandous — Wiranath
¡Por honor y República! — Wiranath
HonorBound — Wiranath

Valism(WIP) — Wiranath
You will never guess... — NOT FOUND
TEP Stellaris Event — Wiranath
(RP) Overview — NOT FOUND
You are Fake News — NOT FOUND
haha im so funi — NOT FOUND
Globe Valsora — Wiranath
Hellscape League — Wiranath
City of Arp (Valsora) — Wiranath
Walker Vons — NOT FOUND

GLORIAM PACIFICUS ORIENTALEM
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Kampf Empire barely beating Virgolia to TDS's overview dispatch.

Post self-deleted by Euricanis.

Wut

The Holy Utopian Republic and Global twitter

Lerasi wrote:Wut

You'll see.


Greetings, people of the East! Thanksgiving is often neglected, but, the truth is that many love Thanksgiving. November is my second favorite month. So this event is the Thanksgiving Event. A poll will be set up and a scavenger hunt will be open to the public. In this Scavenger Hunt, you will try and find specific dispatches. These dispatches will be listed below. Your goal is to find the most dispatches. When you find a dispatch, you must mention Lerasi in an Arembee Post with the link to the dispatch and the number of upvotes. If the information is correct, the dispatch will be labelled as "Found." I say number of upvotes because if someone else finds the dispatch around the same time and upvotes it, it can throw off your submission and add a layer of competition. Also it's a thank you to them for not complaining when I just throw their dispatch in here without asking. The first person to find it is the person listed as the "Finder". If all criteria is not met with the post, it will be ignored. There will be one round for every day until Thanksgiving.

The TAMDEG/TAMDEZ Archive — Virgolia
I'm Fine, I Lied, I'm Dying Inside — Kampf Empire
The Eastasian War — Terreich und Preussen
Timeline of the CE — Euricanis
Penguinism WIP — Virgolia
The Großer Constitution — Virgolia
SafeHaven Alliance — Atlia sonis
The COIA overview, WIP — Kampf Empire
Songs of TEPendence Day — Virgolia

NS Linguism Poll Results — Wiranath
War plans — Wiranath
2733 — Euricanis
1337 new posts — BearStackof2015
The Kirib (Currency). — NOT FOUND
The Schön Deal — Wiranath
My Map Version 2.0 — Wiranath
Prime Minister Luxandous — Wiranath
¡Por honor y República! — Wiranath
HonorBound — Wiranath

Valism(WIP) — Wiranath
You will never guess... — NOT FOUND
TEP Stellaris Event — Wiranath
(RP) Overview — NOT FOUND
You are Fake News — NOT FOUND
haha im so funi — NOT FOUND
Globe Valsora — Wiranath
Hellscape League — Wiranath
City of Arp (Valsora) — Wiranath
Walker Vons — NOT FOUND

GLORIAM PACIFICUS ORIENTALEM
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Euricanis getting in the game with our little CE project.

Lerasi wrote:Euricanis getting in the game with our little CE project.

Easy pickings.

Atlia sonis

Welp.

Good luck boys, I lucked out with one point.

Lerasi and Global twitter

Lerasi wrote:

Greetings, people of the East! Thanksgiving is often neglected, but, the truth is that many love Thanksgiving. November is my second favorite month. So this event is the Thanksgiving Event. A poll will be set up and a scavenger hunt will be open to the public. In this Scavenger Hunt, you will try and find specific dispatches. These dispatches will be listed below. Your goal is to find the most dispatches. When you find a dispatch, you must mention Lerasi in an Arembee Post with the link to the dispatch and the number of upvotes. If the information is correct, the dispatch will be labelled as "Found." I say number of upvotes because if someone else finds the dispatch around the same time and upvotes it, it can throw off your submission and add a layer of competition. Also it's a thank you to them for not complaining when I just throw their dispatch in here without asking. The first person to find it is the person listed as the "Finder". If all criteria is not met with the post, it will be ignored. There will be one round for every day until Thanksgiving.

The TAMDEG/TAMDEZ Archive — Virgolia
I'm Fine, I Lied, I'm Dying Inside — Kampf Empire
The Eastasian War — Terreich und Preussen
Timeline of the CE — Euricanis
Penguinism WIP — Virgolia
The Großer Constitution — Virgolia
SafeHaven Alliance — Atlia sonis
The COIA overview, WIP — Kampf Empire
Songs of TEPendence Day — Virgolia

NS Linguism Poll Results — Wiranath
War plans — Wiranath
2733 — Euricanis
1337 new posts — BearStackof2015
The Kirib (Currency). — NOT FOUND
The Schön Deal — Wiranath
My Map Version 2.0 — Wiranath
Prime Minister Luxandous — Wiranath
¡Por honor y República! — Wiranath
HonorBound — Wiranath

Valism(WIP) — Wiranath
You will never guess... — NOT FOUND
TEP Stellaris Event — Wiranath
(RP) Overview — NOT FOUND
You are Fake News — NOT FOUND
haha im so funi — NOT FOUND
Globe Valsora — Wiranath
Hellscape League — Wiranath
City of Arp (Valsora) — Wiranath
Walker Vons — NOT FOUND

GLORIAM PACIFICUS ORIENTALEM
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Euricanis getting in the game with our little CE project.

Virgolian monopoly comin back as participants fight for the last dispatch

Lerasi wrote:Virgolian monopoly comin back as participants fight for the last dispatch

Love you bb Danelaw Scandinavia

This is a portion of Talitoa's criminal,I made this to denounce his crimes against humanity and I hope the international community will bring him to justice and give him the punishment he deserves.

List of some of the crimes Talitoa has commited:

1.Genocide
1.a During the Yugoslav wars,it was reported that Talitoa killed between 4.5 and 7.8 million slovakians with a knife.
1.b On the event of the 156th Sminishian war,Talitoa killed 6.7 million Sminishians,3.2 were just kids.
1.c Talitoa killed 5,000 Virgolian kids,because "they didn't like kiwis".


Talitoan troops shooting at unarmed sminishians.

2.Kidnapping
2.a Talitoa has reportedly kidnapped two dogs.
2.b Last week Talitoa repeated this crime,this time,he kidnapped a cat and an old man.


One of the dogs kidnapped by Talitoa.

3.Public indecency.
3.a Talitoa has been seen Jaywalking.
3.b Talitoa showed his foot in public.

[ADULT CONTENT]

Talitoa's foot.

4.Assault
4.a Last night,I thought I would be safe,But I was wrong,Talitoa appeared out of nowhere and destroyed my noggin.


Weapon used by Talitoa.

5.Smuggling
5.a On 12/3/2018, Talitoa tried to smuggle illegal memes into EU territory,fortunately he was stopped by the local authorities.


Ship used by Talitoa to smuggle memes.

6.Perjury
6.a Talitoa Swore he didn't commit any of these crimes,which is a lie.


My message for Talitoa.

7.Ethnic Cleansing
7.a Talitoa killed every rat in his house because they were "dirty" and "a plague"


Tom the rat,Who died at the evil hands of Talitoa,is just one of his many victims.

8.Mental manipulation
8.a This the second time I write this list,the first time Talitoa used something to manipulate me and forced me to delete it.


Accurate representation of what Talitoa did to me.

9.Incitement
9.a Talitoa has incited peaceful nations to "attack" other nations.

Talitoa wrote:Tumbleweed empire, attack.

Undeniable proof

10.Property Damage
10.a Talitoa intentionally destroyed a door and didn't pay for it.
10.b Talitoa has broken the legs of multiple slaves of Wiranath.


The destroyed door's wife,mourning for the loss of her husband.

11.Heresy
11.a It's a well-known fact that Talitoa is a cultist and a satanist.


The price Talitoa will pay for his crimes.

12.Hacking
12.a The images in this list used to be hosted in Tinypic until Talitoa took it down to hide the truth.
12.b It is a well-known and established fact that Talitoa has hacked the FBI and other government agencies to sell this information to scientologis trying to hide illegal acitivities.
12.c When Nationstates struggled on April 20th everyone said it was because of the influx of new nations caused by Deruuu, but it was actually Talitoa's fault,Who tried to take it down to delete the evidence of his crimes.

Leaked image showing Talitoa hacking into Tinypic to bring it down.





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Talitoa
This is DEFINITELY GOING ON MY LIST!


Greetings, people of the East! Thanksgiving is often neglected, but, the truth is that many love Thanksgiving. November is my second favorite month. So this event is the Thanksgiving Event. A poll will be set up and a scavenger hunt will be open to the public. In this Scavenger Hunt, you will try and find specific dispatches. These dispatches will be listed below. Your goal is to find the most dispatches. When you find a dispatch, you must mention Lerasi in an Arembee Post with the link to the dispatch and the number of upvotes. If the information is correct, the dispatch will be labelled as "Found." I say number of upvotes because if someone else finds the dispatch around the same time and upvotes it, it can throw off your submission and add a layer of competition. Also it's a thank you to them for not complaining when I just throw their dispatch in here without asking. The first person to find it is the person listed as the "Finder". If all criteria is not met with the post, it will be ignored. There will be one round for every day until Thanksgiving.

The TAMDEG/TAMDEZ Archive — Virgolia
I'm Fine, I Lied, I'm Dying Inside — Kampf Empire
The Eastasian War — Terreich und Preussen
Timeline of the CE — Euricanis
Penguinism WIP — Virgolia
The Großer Constitution — Virgolia
SafeHaven Alliance — Atlia sonis
The COIA overview, WIP — Kampf Empire
Songs of TEPendence Day — Virgolia

NS Linguism Poll Results — Wiranath
War plans — Wiranath
2733 — Euricanis
1337 new posts — BearStackof2015
The Kirib (Currency). — NOT FOUND
The Schön Deal — Wiranath
My Map Version 2.0 — Wiranath
Prime Minister Luxandous — Wiranath
¡Por honor y República! — Wiranath
HonorBound — Wiranath

Valism(WIP) — Wiranath
You will never guess... — NOT FOUND
TEP Stellaris Event — Wiranath
(RP) Overview — NOT FOUND
You are Fake News — NOT FOUND
haha im so funi — NOT FOUND
Globe Valsora — Wiranath
Hellscape League — Wiranath
City of Arp (Valsora) — Wiranath
Walker Vons — NOT FOUND

GLORIAM PACIFICUS ORIENTALEM
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Terreich und Preussen has found the final dispatch!

Don't | Dead
Open | Inside

Don't open, dead inside.

Don't dead, open inside.

Lerasi wrote:Terreich und Preussen has found the author of the final dispatch, but the race is still on!

How is the race still on?

This list compiles aspects of TEP I’ve seen for certain nations. These aspects have been GREATLY EXAGGERATED FOR COMEDIC EFFECT! Some nations I’ve left out due to risk of misinterpretations or anything I write here being perceived as an insult. If you are on the list and if one of my things truly offends you to the point where you need to hang me for crimes against you and your family....

Just deal with it.

La xinga
1. Smashes that like button in the face
2. Can’t grammatically interpret “Rage Mage”.

Kampf Empire
1. Iron
2. Iron
3. Bath Water
4. Iron
5. Sith Inquistor
6. Iron
7. Shouts a lot
8. Screw it. Civil War!
9. A brick with Writers written on it hits you in the face

Great Algerstonia
1. Changes flags like a teen girl trying to find the right dress.
2. Has two modes: Silly-Serious and Death

Pakitsk
1. Is obsessed with spinny chairs
2. Is Texan....I’m sure you get the rest
3. His mortal enemy is some dude named Leaderjoseph stalin.

Zukchiva
1. Ummmmmm.....
2. Former map man.
3. DO NOT BELIEVE THE NAYSAYER! THE MAPMAN WILL ALWAYS BE MAPMAN!!

Kilkire
1. Irish...nuff said

The Angel of Charity
1. Is scarier than Kampf
2. Floof
3. Has the ability to erase one from existence

Osterreich und Ungarn
1. Has a lot of land? I guess.
2. Likes meetings
3. Created Honorism

Shavara
1.

talks like this
2. It’s time for bed.

Slagenseter Forn
1. gots dem big gunz

Rage Mage
1. Has the marvelous ability to piss people off by accident
2. Is concerned at how much they monitor banned nations.

The Death Syndicate
1. Has Slaves

The Cult of the Great Cthulhu
1. Giant squid
2.Many targ...I mean eyes
3. Smells like fish.

Wersh
1. Has a big island
2. Tells crazy stories

Peatiktist
1. Flag reading failed
2. Creator of the PCU. Peatikist Character Universe

Marrabuk
1. Horses
2. MOAR ENDORSEMENTS YOU LAZY PLEBS!

Wiranath
1. Makes a puppet for every time someone misspells his name.
2. Has a serious issue with putting so much time into Dispatch Hunting.

The waaa
1. Mentally Unstable
2. Will most likely nuke the world due to the nuke button not being purple, resulting in him punching it.

Dreamersistan
1. Spider Lennies
2. Mysteriously vanished, the RMB has entered the dark times....
3. Out lord and savior has returned!

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich
1. Florida Gator Ks.
2. Can’t read a map to save his nation
3. Has once started a war due to Fact 2.
4. Has a perfectly normal bible that no one should worry about.
5. Can’t finish RPs to save his life.

BearStackof2015
1. Refrigerator?
2. Likes stacking bears

New Union of Sovereign Soviet Republics
1. To war! But not with these people...
2. Screw it. Let’s go capitalist! Hail Kurikia!

Grossvietnam
1. Lives in space

Talitoa
1. Really wants on this list.
2. War criminal

The Holy Utopian Republic
1. Is...um....yeah I got nothing
2. Wants to go on a Liberation Crusade

Levantin
1. Well sh*t.

Brethren
1. Dragons

Golbad
1. TRADE DEALS ANYONE!?
2. Believes Phoenixes are part of the Ragean workforce and are up for contract.

Volinovia
1. You want some corn? Got lots of corn here...
2. Hey Kampf, check out my cross.
3. Soccer Mom of TEP

Euricanis
1. I actually have nothing for this one that’s relevant.
2. Da fuq do you want?
3. Oh I’m SOOOO sorry! Did you NEEEED something?

Plazland
1. Anime Waifus

Nova-Columbia
1. Old-new map man
2. Screw it. Name change! Hail Krionik

ArenaC
1. CLOUDS!!
2. WIND!!
3. RAIN!!!
4. LIGHTNI-AAAAAAHHHHH!
5. snow
6. Rumors have spread that Dr. AC has walked into three fences and two electric fences because he missed the door due to staring at the sky or his phone radar. These rumors are unconfirmed.

Kaliento
1. Gots me some OIL!
2. NEEDS ME SOME MOAR FISH!
3. Screw it. Name Change! Hail Meddacah
4. Gotcha Slat.

Rangan
1. Worst person in existence
OOC: This nation is my puppet!

Danelaw Scandinavia
1. Scandinavian...I guess.
2. Pianos? I have no idea where that came from. But Distro thought that it was key to Danes smash intro card

Aslaconrad
1. Thought he could avoid my list

Haviluthen
1. Religious...persons... I think.

Ruseniya
1.Wanted to be on list
2. Thinks 1. is cringy.

The Remnant of the Enclave
1. AMERICA IS PURE!
2. HAIL THE PRESIDENT!

Virgolia
1. He's... there....I guess.
2. Is the Talitoan war crimes archivist.

Imperfeudal
1. You are here now

Warris : I want the real main account.
Lerasi : I said the real main account.
Aivintis: Perfection.

The Militarius Imperium
1. Needs bread
2. Capitalism

Merlovich
1. Gonna need to think of good one here...

Encurage
1. Wait this guy isn’t even here anymore.

The Solar Ottomans
1. Weed Cards

Kylondia
1. Heard he’s a wonderful guy!
(Current puppet.)

Technocratic Tagalog
1. Poison...I think. Or is that Centralist?

Distro-Spartica
1. Super Smash NS Bros Ultimate! Waluigi is STILL not in the game!

Read factbook


Made edits.

Alright. Time to do the thing.

Euricanis wrote:How is the race still on?

He didn't send the link as of that post. Now he did and Round One is complete.

Round Two comin up.

Lerasi wrote:He didn't send the link as of that post. Now he did and Round One is complete.

Round Two comin up.

Now that I know it exists from the beginning...

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