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The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:—Says something then leaves—

* Smacks your ass back into the RMB *

Kampf Empire wrote:Most assume my people are barbaric. While in comparison to some, it may seem true, but we Kampfians pride ourselves on being able to maintain order in both civilization and the wildlife. As for surprising facts, many do not know just how much we pride ourselves on our liquors and tobacco.

Question 2: For new tourists who want to come into your nation, what landmarks are there for them to discover and what else is there in your nation for tourists to experience and enjoy?

Indo-malaysian puppet

Great algerstonia wrote:Howdy, Indo-Malaysia! Good to see you interested in joining GCRs; and equally good to see you choosing The East Pacific.

https://forum.theeastpacific.com is our regional forums. You can find a whole new world of opportunity here.

https://forum.theeastpacific.com/citizenship-application-and-welcome-thread-t1652-s1170.html#p217917 Citizenship link. With a citizen, you gain several new perks and opportunities. All citizens are allowed to apply to any branch of government- our legislative branch called the Magisterium, any of our fine Ministries in the Executive Branch, including the RMB Ministry where I am minister, or the judicial branch known as the Conclave. :)

You are also allowed to vote for the WA delegate as a citizen, as well as not be banned from the region without due process from the Conclave. You can also appeal bans this way.

I hope this answered your question :)

You can feel free to telegram our fine Delegate, Marrabuk. :)

Thanks

Pragersburg wrote:Question 2: For new tourists who want to come into your nation, what landmarks are there for them to discover and what else is there in your nation for tourists to experience and enjoy?

Well, let's see. The cities of Neue Königsberg, St. Fredericksburg, Berlin, Struttgraten, and Graznia all hold their own unique attractions and regional cultures. We have several large forests along the lower Arasoctic Alps that are considered National Parks. Some peaks in the Alps themselves are open for skiing and resorts during fall and spring. In St. Fredericksburg, we have the Iron Cultural Museum, founded by Kaiser Frederick the Great after the Conquest of Texaria.

Kampf Empire wrote:Well, let's see. The cities of Neue Königsberg, St. Fredericksburg, Berlin, Struttgraten, and Graznia all hold their own unique attractions and regional cultures. We have several large forests along the lower Arasoctic Alps that are considered National Parks. Some peaks in the Alps themselves are open for skiing and resorts during fall and spring. In St. Fredericksburg, we have the Iron Cultural Museum, founded by Kaiser Frederick the Great after the Conquest of Texaria.

Question 3: What type of sports does your citizens take part in and follow?

Pragersburg wrote:Question 3: What type of sports does your citizens take part in and follow?

Football, Hockey, most basic sports. We also have our own sport that involves commanding a Kampf Eagle to perform various tasks for you.

Kampf Empire wrote:Football, Hockey, most basic sports. We also have our own sport that involves commanding a Kampf Eagle to perform various tasks for you.

Question 4: How long have you been in The East Pacific and What's your experience in the East Pacific been like?

Pragersburg wrote:Question 4: How long have you been in The East Pacific and What's your experience in the East Pacific been like?

I've been here for just under 2 years and I have seen a lot of sh*t go down. Prank coup, actual coup, trends, bans, trolls, you name it. And I don't regret a second of it.

Kampf Empire wrote:I've been here for just under 2 years and I have seen a lot of sh*t go down. Prank coup, actual coup, trends, bans, trolls, you name it. And I don't regret a second of it.

Last question

Question 5: Do you have any advice for new role players to Valsora and the region?

Pragersburg wrote:Last question

Question 5: Do you have any advice for new role players to Valsora and the region?

Either find a big ally, or make a big gun. Valsora has little room for those without protection or conviction. And for the region as a whole, RP however you like. Join Valsora if you want. Make up your own weird world. Just always remember the two golden rules:

1. Do what makes you happy.
2. Never join Grossvietnam's map

Kampf Empire wrote:Either find a big ally, or make a big gun. Valsora has little room for those without protection or conviction. And for the region as a whole, RP however you like. Join Valsora if you want. Make up your own weird world. Just always remember the two golden rules:

1. Do what makes you happy.
2. Never join Grossvietnam's map

3. Fear Kampf. No matter how much their Valsora nation is in chaos. Fear them. Always.

Rage mage wrote:

R-5: Sir. You might wanna come see this.

R-1: What do I need to...

R-6: How did that get here? Better question. How is it still intact?

R-1: We need to start at the beginning. R-3. Come take a look.

R-3: Well I’ll be. Looks like we gotta bomb of some sort. Big one too.

R-1: What kind R-3? Is it an immediate danger?

R-3: I doubt it’s anything too bad. Besides. Why would any one....oh f*ck! Everyone get back!

R-1: Squad! Fall back! R-3 what’s the situation?

R-3: My geiger counter just spiked....Computer. Get me data on this.

R-1: Should we call for evac?

R-3: Phew! No. We are good.

R-1: Care to explain?

R-3: It’s a nuke alright. But...something drained it. It’s armed and everything. But the uranium in the thing is not good enough for use in these things.

R-1: Who would launch such a defective weapon? Are they doing this for laughs?

R-2: Well. It might not have been bad when it was fired. It may have wound up in the same...place...the ship went to and got its nuke ability removed.

R-1: If there was a nuke launch we would have detected it hitting this thing. I don’t think this came from the original disappearance. Unless the higher ups missed something. Wait. We’re nukes even common place back then?

R-6: Unknown sir. Where did this thing come from?

R-3: Lemme check...it’s got markings from...Easario? Why would they nuke a random ship? On top of that a foreign nations military vessel?

R-1: Command! We have a WMD on the ship. Armed but not dangerous. Presumed launched by Easario some point after subject originally went missing. Request information as to why the WMD was fired.

Command: We read you. We will try and recover the answer. Unfortunately it may take time. We will have to use official channels. Keep looking.

R-1: Got it. Squad! Move out. Continue searching.

*Begins striking the ship with multiple missiles*

Rage mage

Free day in PE

Kampf Empire wrote:Either find a big ally, or make a big gun. Valsora has little room for those without protection or conviction. And for the region as a whole, RP however you like. Join Valsora if you want. Make up your own weird world. Just always remember the two golden rules:

1. Do what makes you happy.
2. Never join Grossvietnam's map

I made an armor of allies that was essentially impenetrable until you isolate me, which you managed to do once, and EK managed to do another time.

Wersh wrote:Like who now?

"............"
"How long have you been here?"

New maiya

One green nation wrote:

Head Trainer: So everyone go get changed into your jumpsuits. Joanna as soon as you get back, jump in the pool and pretend to drown.

All One Greenians go and get changed.

Minutes pass and Lisa is the first out of the changing rooms, She lines up beside the Head Trainer followed by Peter, Sam and Jack.

Head Trainer: For someone who hates water, you seem pretty keen Lisa.

Lisa: I want to get this one out of the way Sir, so I can complete the Handling of panic and disorientation straight after.

Head Trainer: Good, Dedication that's what I like to see.

Moments pass and Joanna swims to the center of the pool, and starts fake drowning.With the rest of the team queued up waiting.

Head Trainer: What are you waiting for Lisa. your the first out, your the first to save Joanna.

With that Lisa dives into the pool, gets to the surface gains her bearings. And breast strokes over to Joanna. places her hand under Joanna's chin. not knowing how to swim while holding someone, goes under the water for a breif moment. Then resurfaces still holding on to Joanna's chin, she begins to paddle one arm and kick like crazy.

Sam to who's listening: The Head Trainer is counting down, he didn't mention a time limit.

Head Trainer: 3... 2....

Lisa reaches the side of the pool by the time the Head Trainer reaches count of 2.

Head Trainer:
Good you just made it. Yes everyone there is a time limit, you will continue this not knowing the time limit. NEXT.

Joanna swims back to the center of the pool, Starts fake drowning and the head trainer blows a whistle this time.

As soon as the whistle is blown, Peter jumps straight into the pool and freestyle strokes over to behind Joanna. holds her chin and begins to backstroke back to the side of the pool.

Head Trainer:
12.. 11.. 10..

Peter makes it back to the side of the pool by the time the head trainer reaches 10.

Head Trainer: Very good peter, your time in the OGA specials has paid off. NEXT

Both sam and Jack make it with the same time count of 8.

The Head Trainer waits for the team to all complete this part of the rescue training before again explaining the help and huddle position.

Head Trainer: OK ALL OF YOU will get into the pool, while the waves are throwing you about you will swim towards each other once together you will link arms so you are able to use each others buoyancy floating on your back to stay afloat It would also be an idea to have the weakest swimmers in the center of you. you will float around like that for 2 hours. I will come back when the time is up.

The Head Trainer waits for everyone to enter the pool. The wave machine kicks into action.

Lisa spots Sam and makes her way over to him, Jack and Lisa make it to Sam at the same time while Peter is just swimming around watching where people are, ready to join the end. Sam, Jack and Lisa are huddle together waiting for others to join before they link arms.

OOC: I'm using the abbreviations I mentioned before.
All NMns hear the HT's words and go to get changed.
Hark: So we're basically fake rescue this Joanna person who's fake drowning in, what, fake jumpsuits?
Apoya: Relax, Hark, you'll be fine, and also the jumpsuits probably aren't fake.
Darius and Liyesta hear Lisa pacing out of the women's changing rooms, and understand what she says to the HT.
Liyesta: Why can't you be like Lisa? She can't swim-
Apoya: Well, not exactly, but she's not experienced in water skills...
Liyesta: ...but she wants to get Help & Huddle done and over with. You should have that attitude Hark.
Harks sighs, while the rest of the One Greenians start to finish changing into the jumpsuits.
Hark: Fine, if you wish.
Hark gets changed very quickly, leaving the other three bewildered.
Darius: Well, come on, let's get out there and fake rescue Joanna who's fake drowning in-
Apoya (drily): Yeah, we get the idea, Darius.
The rest of the New Maiyans change quickly and walk out of the changing rooms to see Hark lined up behind Lisa, Peter, Sam and Jack.
Apoya: (to Hark) Hmm. I thought you were just kidding.
Hark: Apoya...
They see the One Greenians go, one by one, into the pool to "rescue" Joanna who is "drowning", until it is Hark's turn.
Apoya: Come on Hark, it's your turn to "save" Joanna's life.
Hark: Well... OK.
Hark climbs into the pool, and does a rough front crawl (or freestyle stroke) to Joanna, quicklygrabs her arm, and does an improvised one-armed breast stroke back to the edge. He doesn't even hear the HT until he reaches the surface, when he hears "4".
OOC: I call the freestyle stroke "front crawl".
Apoya: Nice! That improvised breaststroke was quite good, you know.
Hark: Thanks. Liyesta, I think you're up next.
Liyesta jumps into the pool, and does a well-practised front crawl to Joanna (who has started "drowning" again). He treads water while he hesitates for a second, then grabs her arm as well and does a rough front crawl back to the edge by the time the HT has said "9".
Darius: Good work Liyesta. Time for me to brace myself...
Darius climbs into the pool and does a backstroke to Joanna (bumping into her as he cannot look forward while backstroking), while Apoya mutters to himself "why is he backstroking?!". He, like the two before him, grabs Joanna's arm and backstrokes again to the edge, bumping into the edge of the pool. He climbs out at the count of "6".
Apoya: Well, that was, err, creative.
Darius: Let's see what you do, then!
Apoya pencil dives into the pool and does a perfect butterfly stroke to Joanna, and without hesitation, grabs her arm and swiftly backstrokes to the edge, pulling out of the stroke just before the wall (unlike Darius) and briskly climbs out just after the HT says "11".
Hark: Nice Apoya!
Apoya: Thanks. What's up next, I wonder?
All NMns patiently wait while the Evri-ians "rescue" and re-"rescue" Joanna. When the HT orders everyone to form the huddle position, all 4 climb into the pool. Apoya goes to join Peter.
Apoya:(with an accent) Wait is easy, mm?
Meanwhile, Hark joins Sam and Darius joins Jack, and Liyesta links onto Hark.
Hark: The water's so warm now!
Liyesta (grinning): A lot of people have been in here.
OOC: Your turn Evrigenis!

One green nation and Evrigenis

Kampf Empire wrote:* Smacks your ass back into the RMB *

Damn. Well, I tried. Anything new?

Aivintis wrote:I made an armor of allies that was essentially impenetrable until you isolate me, which you managed to do once, and EK managed to do another time.

I caused all your allies to abandon you o<o Are you ready to forget and move on?

Aivintis wrote:Midnight snack.

depends on the context

The Solar Ottomans wrote:depends on the context

*Cooks some Solar Ottomans*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Cooks some Solar Ottomans*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DrGHQ7Heuc

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Cooks some Solar Ottomans*

I do hope you killed them first. Adrenaline makes living things much worse.

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:Damn. Well, I tried. Anything new?

Lotta new nations

Kampf Empire wrote:Lotta new nations

Thanks, Reddit.

Kampf Empire wrote:Either find a big ally, or make a big gun. Valsora has little room for those without protection or conviction. And for the region as a whole, RP however you like. Join Valsora if you want. Make up your own weird world. Just always remember the two golden rules:

1. Do what makes you happy.
2. Never join Grossvietnam's map

Well thankyou for your time and patience with me, I'll right up our interview and once I'm done, I'll send you the transcript, if you think it's good, then I'll send it to my publisher

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