You are... a small handed individual..
You are part of... the democrapic fake news MEDIA...
We're gonna be winning, folks, we're winning SO MUCH.. MTEPGaaaa*!
* Make TEP Garbage Again
Ooh, isn't THAT nice.. here we see EK, one of the millionayahs and billionayahs, trying to tell us to be quiet.. While they and the 1 percent are looting every nation that should have a minimun war-age of 15 bucks... We have... to change.. our system..
Premiums on posts... GONE!
Special lobbyist viziers.. GONE!
Leather skinned overlords.. GONE!
=EST. MAY 31ST, 2019=
Welcome to El Valsora Times, the RMB's only quick recap for the most important/interesting roleplays! This dispatch is to give a tiny bit of information about this bulleting, as well as a place for you to access previous resources easily!
Because I'm not wasting my factbook space for a news bulletin that may have more than 40 issues before its end. (If not more.)
What each part of the current bulletin are about.
World News By Continent: This section gives you, the reader, highlights on the current going-ons on the world of Valsora. It is separated by which continent the specific piece of news is occurring on.
Highlights can include invasions, coups, terrorist attacks, festivals, weddings, international summits, and other events that can concern many Valsoran nations!
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Activity Meter: A meter ranging from 1-9, with 1 being no activity at all, to 9 being extremely fast activity. Valsora generally has an activity level of 4-7 as of June 1st, 2019. This section will also offer a (possible) explanation for the activity levels of Valsora.
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Mah name is Zukchiva! I'm currently a highschooler somewhere in the Western Hemishpere of Earth!
I've been in the East Pacific for my entire time in NS, which, as of now, is around a year and a half. I hold a few government positions and have served TEP for some time. I use this nation for both TEP's forum roleplay and Valsora. :)
I have many friends on this site, and I love all of them. I would do a list, but I'd forget someone and some people would be hurt at not being included. (On the forget someone part, I have a few friends who disappear for long periods of time, so I forget to add them since their names aren't prominent in my mind.)
My favorite region is obviously TEP, with UDS being runner-up. (I've been ambassador there for a long while, and the Discord community is pretty awesome, if inactive.)
Anyone have any comments on this piece of journalism so that I may add it in? :>
Guilty as char-
I mean, Wrong
Oh, Mr Trump.. This is.. uttah howagwash.. You <points> are the one meeting dictatus and monstus.. Trump is best friends.. with Kim.... Jon.... UN..
Is it wrowang to want health cayah for everyone? Guilty
Is it wrowang to want everybody in America not have to do 2 or 3 jobs to survive? Guilty
Is it wrowang to want good paying jobs and a minimum wage of 15 bucks an howa? Then I'm guilty
Of wanting nothing mowah, than a fayah and compassionate USA. Thank you
(Upper biden entrrs the room)
What he said. Except me because I was actually predident. I think.