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Ambassador of the unf

Hello Everyone,
I am the Ambassador from The United Nations of Freedom with which your region has embassies with. Though I am not going to reside in this region permanently, I will from time to time stop by to see how things are going. If you have any concerns, wish to move to the UNF, or need anything from us at the United Nations of Freedom, please contact me immediately.

Sincerely,
The United Nations of Freedom Dunder mifflin inc

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Elsa the snow queen

I wonder what you said. Hopefully you did not ridicule my artwork.

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A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE AGAINST Elsa the snow queen

IN THE COURSE OF INTERNET EVENTS, IT BECOMES NECESSARY FOR SOME TO DISSOLVE THE POLITICAL BANDS THAT HOLD THEM TO ANOTHER AND CREATE A NEW FORM OF GOVERNMENT, THUS, FORT COURAGE DECLARES INDEPENDENCE AGAINST QUEEN ELSA OF ARENDELLE AND AGAINST HER STUPID IDEOLOGY OF MONARCHY, THAT ONE PERSON COULD BE GREATER THAN OTHERS AN ENDOWED WITH A DIVINE RIGHT OF LEADERSHIP. THUS, because
-She usurped our Borders
-She did not gratify our sexual appetites
-She did not approve of execution without trial
-She did not allow our police to kill people at lesure
-She ordered us to give our citizens a fair and equal trial
-She prevented us from levying taxes on people of different sexual orientation
-She banned our Congress from meeting
-She taxed us without representation
-She built ice castles without our approval
-She sent armies of snow golems and marshmellows to harrass us
-She stationed snow monsters in our homes
-She required us to respect her young Sister
-She put us through an eternal winter
-She banned our liberty of speech
and she usurped the power of the government, a government whose consent only comes from the governed, thus we DECLARE INDEPENDENT FROM QUEEN ELSA AND ALL HER MINIONS

SO HELP US GOD.
Signed by the Tribal Council of Fort Courage
-SIGNED AND ATTESTED

~President Little Bear, of the Shawnee
-Sasoon, Secretary General of the Council
-Mingo Nuts, delegate from the Shawnee
-Scoundrel, delegate from the Chichisaw
-Chicanaga Choo Choo, delegate from the Chemhuevi
-Mingonia, delegate of the Cherokee
-Big Bear, delegate of the Wyandot
-Little Snake, delegate of the Huron
-Little Fish, delegate of the Sioux
-Screamer, delegate of the Creek
-Chubby Bear, delegate of Choctaw
-Wild Eagle, delegate of the Hecawi
-Geronimo, delegate of the Apache
-Ninwatui, delegate of Qahahtika
-Praun van Braun, delegate of Bierlanden van Grun
-Edward Snowden, delegate of Sydlandia
-Crips and Stones, delegate of Bludhavan
-The Nerd, delegate of Yoloswaglandia
-Andrew Burger, delegate of Evieg
-Daniel Boone, delegate of Boonesboro
-John Jones, delegate of Salem
-Capt. Wilton Parmenter, delegate of Fort Courage

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Post by 1st oreos legion suppressed by Elsa the snow queen.

1st oreos legion

DEATH TO QUEEN ELSA! DOWN WITH HER!

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Post by Hombertian freedom warzone patrol unit suppressed by Elsa the snow queen.

Hombertian freedom warzone patrol unit

Just following eveyone else....

Down With The Queen!

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Post by Stellar aethian legion suppressed by Elsa the snow queen.

Stellar aethian legion

Elsa the snow queen wrote:I wonder what you said. Hopefully you did not ridicule my artwork.

That's what I tried to do but unfortunately words can not describe how horrible your "art" is.It is not even about taste in art anymore.Who you are, what you have done, what you are doing is freakin horrible.
Bye Queen El Sucks

Elsa the snow queen

Wow, everyone is so nice today ;)

Armed snowmen of queen elsa

Here reporting for duty ma'm.

Elsa the snow queen

Thanks, I'll be in the Free Pacific for a spell

Marshmallow here, ready to serve the Queen!

Elsa the snow queen

Hello and welcome, Marshmallow. Seems the Free Pacific does not really like us but neither does the Fort Courage dezines as well.

Well, they seem to be comparing us to Great Britain, which I have to say I rather like. Elsa seems to be King George III in their view as well. That of course makes no sense, as King George III actually held very little power. It was Parliament making the decisions.

Elsa the snow queen

I am going to start a regional recruitment system to try to gain more members.

Elsa the snow queen

Yay, first member, welcome Dementor

Fans of frozen cereal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVAVsCvUtwo

Snow forts

GO AWAAAAAAY!

(Not you.)

Elsa the snow queen

Please pay a royal tax of 0.800 bitcoins to queen Elsa. Thanks

Ludwig v beethoven

Dum Dum Dum Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!!!!!!!!

Elsa the snow queen

Ludwig v beethoven wrote:Dum Dum Dum Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!!!!!!!!

Hello

Ludwig v beethoven

Can the great musician Beethoven compose anything for her majesty, the Queen of Snow?

Oh look at that

Hi, I'm Olaf, and I like warm hugs!

The duke of weselton

What's brown and sticky?

The duke of weselton

A stick.

Elsa the snow queen

Ludwig v beethoven wrote:Can the great musician Beethoven compose anything for her majesty, the Queen of Snow?

Play your best song and I will reward you greatly

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