A taxi pulls up outside The NewsStand. A tanned man wearing a sombrero and Bermuda shorts climbs out. He retrieves a suitcase from the cab. He looks at the shuttered shop for a moment before removing the notice hung there. He pulls a set of keys from his pocket and unlocks the shutter. He rolls it up. He walks round the side, unlocks the door and takes up his familiar position behind the counter.
TMA is holding a Country balls/ Poland ball art contest. Rules and stuff hear if you want to join in.
1. No circle tool, all drawn by hand or mouse.
2.no pupals in eyes, no arms/legs.
3. Text has to be exact or a dramatisation.
4. Made up senarios are accepted.
5. Hats, and guns are allowed.
6. Stick to the theme.
Submissions will be juged June 15th.
Shardaniak- https://i.imgur.com/RvXmgm3.png (my favorite of his four.
Hear are some refrances if y'all don't know me very well.
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I'd also like to bring up the thrilling conclusion of my Spiderman/ Avengers Fanfic.
Edited and helped by Roman Sweden, DC Enclave, and the rest of Vault Tec.
Prologue- The night Everything changed.
It was a Friday night and tonight they were celebrating Peter’s 17th birthday and him getting his driver's license, but everything Peter knows is about to change.
MJ: So don't you think May should be back by now? Yeah, She has been gone almost 2 hours, Maybe we should go look for her? Gwen said. Babe, don't worry May probably just got caught up at the store. (Knock at door) see there she is now. Harry Osborne replyed.
A NYPD officer at the door.
Is Peter Parker here?
Yes I’m Peter.
I'm sorry to inform you but your Aunt was killed in a mugging about an hour ago.
Peter falls to the floor broken, MJ is at his side in a flash.
Thank you officer. (Closes door) I can't believe this. Harry said in a sad time as he sat next to his friend.
Everyone comforted Peter, MJ calls Tony Stark. A couple hours later, Gwen and Harry left.
Knock on the door.
Come in! MJ called.
Tony and Natasha enters.
My ребенок паук I'm so sorry. Natasha said before Hugging Peter.
Kid, I can't believe this. His mentor said.
I guess we're going to the tower? Peter asked.
Yeah kid, Nat and MJ will help you pack a bag, we'll get the rest later. Tony said in the same somber tone.
Nat got Peter's clothes while MJ grabbed a few sentimental things.
Pебенок паук where is your suit? Nat called.
Here it is. His girlfriend said handing Natasha the Spiderman suit from it's hidding place.
She means that much to you? Tony asked his broken son.
What do you mean? Peter asked.
We only tell people we care for our secret identities. His mentor explained.
So the world? MJ asked sarcastically.
Let's talk about this later. Tony said with a smile.
They get in the car. MJ sits on the rear drivers side cradling Peter's head, Peter sits in the middle, Nat sits in the Rear passenger seat rubbing Peter's back. Tony sat in the passenger seat next to Happy while texting the Avengers.
At the tower all the avengers gave Peter a group hug before he lied down on the couch.
MJ lied next to him and comforted him, Nat got on the other side of Peter with Bruce at her side. On the largest couch Thor and Hawkeye sat on either side of Wanda and Vision in the middle. On the last couch were Peggy and Cap.
The Starks lied down in front of Peter and fell asleep.
Jarvis took a picture and send it to all the avengers.
Early in the morning everyone but Peter was up.
Alright we need to do something special for the kid. Tony said.
I'll make breakfast, Peggy can you help me? Cap said.
Sure said his wife Peggy.
We should celebrate his birthday, Nat can you and Pepper stay here with me to comfort Peter? His loveing girlfriend MJ asked.
Man of iron shall eye of hawk and I aid you in moving Son of Stark's stuff here? the god of lightning asked.
Yeah, who will make a cake? Tony asked.
I'll call Peter's friends, and make the cake Wanda said.
We know what we have to do before y'all go tell Jarvis what you want to get Pete. Tony instructed.
The Avengers left and did their parts, when they were finished they all stood in front of Peter.
MJ wake him up. Tony said.
MJ kisses Peter on the forehead.
Tiger wake up, it's time for breakfast.
... To be continued
Chapter 1- The greatest birthday
Peter Parker lost his last remaining blood relative last night in a mugging, but he thought it was a bad dream. It was like living through it twice.
Tiger wake up, it's time for breakfast. Peter wakes up and panics after hearing his GF .
OMG MJ I need to sneak you out before May notices, if she finds out I'm in bed with a Girl (he wipers at the last part), Wait did we do something? Was I any good?
No, Pete we didn't, And we’re at the tower on the couch.
(Peter turns to the Avengers red)
O hi, Mr. Stark, Ms Stark, Everyone. How much of that did you hear?
Nothing Pete, we just got here. Tony reashered.
Lies Man of iron, we have been here the whole time. Son of Stark we heard you go crazy about your dead Aunt punishing you and asking your romantic partner if you satisfied her needs.
(Thor gets bad looks)
Don’t worry as I've heard mortals have problems satisfying private needs.
Not that, May is dead?
Yes kid, she was mugged and killed last night. Tony said putting his hand on Peter's shoulder.
Peter breaks down almost as bad as last night, MJ hugs him tighter as Tony squats down to so he’s at eye level with Peter.
Pete your not alone, you have all of us.
I know your all great friends but I have no family left.
That's not true, I was going to save this for later but here. (Hands Peter a copy of the adoption certificate) Peter, last night, I had the lawyers get up at midnight to write this up (They’re very good lawyers) me and Pep finalized it this morning.
So you’re my Mom and Dad now? Peter asked.
I've always seen you as a son, now it's official. His mentor said.
Tony really cares for you, and I'd love to be called your mother.
Peter hugs his new parents and MJ.
Nat brings Peter pancakes, everyone else gets a plate.
Here Pete MJ told me you haven't eaten since you shared a Sunday yesterday afternoon. (Peter blushes)
Uncle Steve (Cap) speaks up first.
Well since Tony started the birthday gift giving I guess me and Peggy will go first.
This pocket knife was a gift from Howard Stark before I went to Germany, it's only fitting your grandfathers knife becomes yours.
Aunt Peggy gives him a cookbook (Her's/ Steve's recipes)
I'm sorry but I've never really had a chance to talk to you so I just got you something practical. These recipes are some of me and Steve's Best dishes, I don't know if your aunt every taught you much about cooking but I can teach you what you don't know.
Peter hugs them.
Thanks for my knife Uncle Steve, I'd love to cook something for MJ and uncle Steve is always Telling me how you cook the best food so I'd love to learn from you Aunt Peggy. The two are now smiling like Maniacs.
Pебенок паук I have always felt bad about how that Flash kid messes with you so I had this made (She pulls out a silver belt buckle with a black widow on it) If that Flash idiot messes with you or anything click the middle of the buckle and I'll come to help you. Natasha said.
Uncle Bruce shy as ever comes up.
I.. I uhmade you this, I stitched your name into it, I hope you want to be my lab buddy.
Tony buts in.
I thought I was your lab buddy?
Dad, we can all be lab buddies, Thanks мать паук, Uncle Bruce. The two were blushing and smiling.
Thor and Loki come next.
Peter son of Stark and ребенок паук of the Nat I givith thy this enchanted necklace that gives thy access to my pop tart horde!
A very high honor, not even I am allowed in the pop tart horde, but my gift is even better behold I give thy this Looks like a normal black leather belt but in fact it is enchanted with a protection spell if you are in danger the Belt will protect you. Loki said
Thanks uncle Thor, uncle Loki the boy said.
I've never had any friends near my age to hang out with so if you want to you can, but I did get you this Golden wrist time Teller. (Funny way Wanda says watch, Her English is better than before but could still use some work)
Petter looked at it and saw an Engraving "To my little American Brother, from your sister Wanda"
Peter puts on the watch as he did the belt, belt buckle, necklace and lab coat.
Tony spoke up.
Son what did the watch say?
I'll keep that a secret. (Peter only told MJ and Nat)
Peter hugs her.
Thank you big sister.
Bucky (not understanding kids) Here Peter, here’s my old super silenced pistol (from assassin days)
I'll train you to use it, and next time that Flash a**hole messes with you put some lead in his leg.
(Gets dirty looks from everyone)
Pepper spoke up.
Pete your only keeping that if you promise to keep it in the range until your at least 19.
Pete- OK but only if Uncle Bucky can still teach me!
Tony buts in
Harry and Gwen got out of the elevator as Tony adopted Peter.
They decided to go before MJ.
We didn't know what to get you... Harry started.
Gwen butts in.
So we asked May, and she told use to make you a scrap book.
We finished it yesterday while you and MJ were on your date.
Gwen was cut off by Harry. it's pictures of all of us together, a lot of you and MJ snuggling, and a few with Aunt May in them.
Harry brings Gwen closer before saying.
We hope you like it.
Peter gets up and gives his friends a hug. Than returns to MJ.
Before May left she told me to give this to you. MJ said.
It was a letter.
"Peter you clearly love MJ and she clearly loves you. Keep her close always, one day I'll be gone but she can be there when you get old. Not that I'm dying, I hope to see you two get married and have kids together one day.
I love you forever and always Peter.
Peter tears up and shows it to MJ and the others.
MJ stands up.
I wanted to save the best for last. (Pulls up her shirt and the back of her pants down a little on her back just above her butt on her waist/ Lower back is a tattoo that says in thick dark letters "Peter's Girl" with a red heart in between the words)
Peter's eyes get big as he turned red.
You got that for me.
No, I got it for another Peter, of course I got it for you. But I haven't told my dad yet and he will probably kick me out so I'm also moving in with you!
She said this excitedly as she sat in Peter's lap hugging his neck before he kissed her on the lips (for way to long in Tony's opinion)
Tony looked scared at that last gift.
Son if you do anything with her I swear I'll kick her out!
Ok Dad, I promise not to do anything.
Peter had a family again, and a bright future with MJ. Life looked good.
... To be continued
Chapter 2- Family vacation
A couple of months have passed since May’s death, Peter’s birthday, May's funeral, and MJ moving in (she was right about the tattoo). Now Midtown high is out for the summer and Peter is going on his first family vacation since being adopted by the Starks.
Tony, Pepper, Peter, MJ, Wanda, Nat, and Bruce are on the Stark yacht about to leave when Tony turns to the group.
Alright, me and Pep are in the master cabin, Pete, you and Bucky (after DC) are next door, Next to you is Nat and Bruce, across from them is MJ and Wanda, with the empty cabin between MJ and us is for the Rogers when we pick them up in DC.
With that the trip began, originally Gwen and Harry were going to come but went on a ski trip to the Osborne family cabin in Canada. Thankfully, the change of plans allowed Bucky and the Rogers to join after their yearly DC Trip ended.
On the first day of the week, it rained so that everyone watched Back to the Future and a romcom with Adam Sandler in it, Peter didn't care for the movie but did enjoy MJ falling asleep on his shoulder before he leaned over on her head and fell asleep as well.
Day two was more exciting, everyone was hanging out on the back deck of the yacht and since it’s summer, everyone was wearing their swim suits.
Tony had on Short and a white muscle shirt, Pepper had on a sun dress, Peter came out in a pair of shorts muscles out in the open then Bruce and Nat came out, Bruce was in shorts and a t-shirt, Nat in a black swim suit she clearly had in her assassin days, Wanda just wore normal clothes, Finally MJ came out in a stunning blue bikini that perfectly showed off her tattoo, this is Peters first time seeing MJ so exposed.
MJ, you look gorgeous in that bikini.
She blushed and looked at Pete's abs.
You also look good.
So, Pete can you get my back?
Of course, babe.
Tony looked scared at this while everyone else was proud at Peter's kindness and great dating skills.
The whole rest of the day, everyone hung out. MJ mostly suntanned while Peter read a book he brought with him, when MJ wasn't sun tanning she would sit next to Peter and hold his hand as he read or rubbed his back if he was lying down.
At the end of the day Peter and MJ were in the hot tub together until Tony thought they were to close and had dinner early.
On day three, they arrived in DC and spent the day there. Picking up Steve, Peggy, and Bucky.
On the forth day, they got to the Stark's private island and hung out on the beach.
Peter, with some help from Cap, made Burgers, and made a cake for MJ with Wanda and Peggy's help.
On day five, Peter went on a hike with MJ, she tripped and twisted her ankle.
F*** my ankle.
MJ are you OK? Peter asked worriedly.
Yeah just help me up. Peter helps MJ up and she takes one step before falling, being caught by Peter.
Babe, you can't walk on that foot, I'll carry you back. Peter than gets up off his knees and lefts MJ up (standing still) and carries her back.
I'm sorry Pete, I know you wanted to take me on a picnic, but I ruined that.
No, you didn't, I'd rather carry you home and eat on the back deck than eat in the woods with you in pain.
They got back to the house and Peter called to Everyone on the back deck.
Uncle Bruce I need you to look at MJ's Foot, I think she twisted it!
Bruce meets him half way from the deck to the trees.
Sit her on the couch I'll get the med kit.
MJ looked at Peter scared.
Pete, do you think it's serious?
No babe, it's probably just twisted.
Bruce returns and looks at her ankle.
Yup it's definitely twisted, I'm going to have to set it.
MJ looks at Peter terrified, he gives her his hand and she squeezes it tight.
And there you go, just stay off your foot and it should feel better by tomorrow.
Peter picks up MJ.
Do you still want that picnic?
Of course Pete.
Peter takes MJ out to the yard and sits her down for there picnic. They just lay in the yard and talk, holding hands all afternoon.
Peter scoops her up again and takes her inside, they eat ice cream and watch a movie with Wanda. Then ate dinner after they watched a movie, MJ fell asleep. Peter noticed and turned of the movie since he was also tired, he took her up to her room.
MJ woke up for a couple of minutes.
Pete, thanks for today.
Your welcome babe, I love you.
Love you too, Pete good night.
Peter then went to his bed and fell asleep.
Day six the group took a short yacht trip to Savannah, Georgia after breakfast and spent the day there.
Day seven, after breakfast the group took a short helicopter ride to Atlanta where they boarded the Stark jet after lunch and headed back to NYC.
On the ride MJ feel asleep on Peter's shoulder, not wanting to wake her, Peter first puts the bags in the car than returns for MJ.
When he got back to the tower happy, and Cap got the bags so Peter could get MJ.
At the living level Pete lied MJ on her bed kissing her on the forehead.
Leaving with an I love you.
Before leaving MJ's bag on her bathroom counter then he went to bed himself.
Peter had gotten closer to MJ and his family on this trip.
... To be continued
Chapter 3- How things have changed
It had been 3 years since Peter being adopted by the Starks, now Peter and his friends are reliving the past.
In Avengers tower MJ, Gwen, Harry, Peter, and Wanda are hanging out in Peter and MJ's shared living room.
H- So Peter how have you and MJ been doing?
P-Good just trying to figure out where were going for college.
MJ looks at Peter angry.
MJ-Peter Stark don't lie, we already decided well go to NYU.
Wanda and Gwen laugh.
W-So little bro what is it I here about going on a pizza hunt?
P-It's a thing we've done since we were kids, we go all over the city and try to find the best pizza.
W-But doesn't it stay the same thought?
Harry butts in.
H-You would think but Pizza places open and close all the time so we have to start over Every time.
W-That makes sense, shall we go?
Before Peter can answer the intercom goes off.
Cap- We have a mission. Myself, Romanoff, Bruce, Wanda, and Tony. We brief on the way, We leave in 2 minutes.
W-Sorry guys, duty calls.
MJ speaks up.
MJ-If you need we can reschedule?
W-No I'll go with you guys another time.
After a couple of hours the group we're about to cross the Brooklyn bridge when they stop for coffee.
MJ- Pete what do you want?
It's fine I'll get it.
MJ- no Tiger I have it.
MJ gets close to Peter and whispers.
Pete I have to pee, now tell me what you want so I can get it after I'm done in the bathroom.
Harry also goes to get him and Gwen's Drink.
Gwen turns to Peter.
So what has happened in the past 3 years? Sorry I haven't been around as much as I should have, I've been busy.
P- it's cool, let me think. Well for starters Bruce finally got the courage to propose to Nat and got married about 2 years ago, Ant-Man and wasp started officially going out, Hawkeye retired shortly before him and his family died in that fire almost a year ago, and i told everyone I'm Spiderman (Tony's idea) that's about it.
G- cool, what about you and MJ? Did you finally move passed cuddling?
Peter laughs and scratches his head.
Well after Uncle Clint retired I finally talked Dad into letting me and MJ share a living room (MJ moved into Hawkeye's room). we're taking things slow, but we did start making out almost 3 years ago.
G- Bull, Peter there is no way you two haven't done anything!
P- I'm not saying if we have or haven't.
G- I knew it.
Peter smirks as MJ and Harry come back.
When the green goblin suddenly swooped down picking up Gwen, taking her to the top of the Brooklyn bridge.
GWEN! The group yelled out.
As the crowd started to panic Peter put on his suit (nano teck), he was going to rescue his friend.
SM- Don't worry Harry I'll get her.
On top of the bridge Peter fights the goblin. During the fight Peter destroys goblins masks, his mask was also broken.
GG- Peter, no this can't be happening!
P- Mr. Osborne?
NO- Your the Spiderman?
P- I can't believe we've been fighting this hole time, I can't believe you're Green Goblin!
NO- ENOUGH! Time to end this, I'm going to make you feel pain as I have say goodbye to your girlfriend Spiderman!
Norman Osborne goes to through Gwen off the bridge.
P- No wait she's Harry's girlfriend!
Osborne has Gwen over his head as she pleads for her life, he hears Peter right as she falls.
Grabs Gwen by her hand and arm before she falls, but being injured he drops her.
O- Peter help me!
Osborne grabs hold of her arms and is holding on by his feet.
O- Peter you can only save one of us, save her let me pay for my sins!
G- no Peter save him, Harry needs his Dad!
P- Calm down I can save both of you, Gwen climb up as high as you can, Norman hold on.
Peter than puts a web on Gwen's back, and webs Norman to the bridge.
P-Alright, Gwen I'm going to pull you up, than I'll need your help pulling up Norman.
Gwen looks up scared before nodding.
P- alright hold on to the rope tight.
Peter starts pulling up Gwen when he notices Norman reaching to help her.
P- NORMAN OSBORNE STOP! Your going to get both of you killed.
Norman Falls but catches himself on Gwen's leg's.
Everyone starts slipping, Peter calls down.
I can't hold both of you!
O- Good bye, please take care of my son!
Osborne lets go and Falls to his death.
Peter thanks he has her when the damage to the bridge breaks the part he is laying on, they both Fall. Peter shoots out a web to save both of them, she stops a few feet from the ground.
Harry and MJ run up, Harry puts his arms under Gwen to catch her.
MJ calls up.
Babe we got her let go!
When this happens Gwen falls limp in Harry's arms blood coming out of her ears mouth and nose.
O G** Gwen Babe please wake up, Please Gwen, Wake up!
Peter lands next to them.
How is she?
Harry puts her down and closes her eyes.
How is she, How the F*** does she look, you just let my girlfriend fall to her death! How about I throw MJ off the bridge right now?
MJ grabes him and gets between the two.
Harry your talking with your emotions, Peter clearly tried to save her goblin got in the way.
Harry looks up.
Yeah at least that peace of trash is Gone!
Harry kicks The Green goblin on his back.
You killed my dad too! What are you going to do next strangle me and kill MJ?
Harry than shoves MJ to the ground.
What the H*** Harry! Peter asked.
Harry clobbers Peter 3 times.
This is for my Girlfriend, My dad, and myself!
Peter comes back up blooded.
MJ picks up Peter.
Harry you know that Peter tried to save both your dad and Gwen! MJ reasoned.
Harry punches MJ knocking her out, as the police arrive Harry runs and jumps off the bridge being saved by his dad's spare goblin bored.
Harry yells back "Hear this Peter I will get my revenge and make you feel my pain.
Peter helps MJ up and takes her home after giving a statement to the police.
Later that night Everyone is in the main living room watching The news.
Our top story, earlier today Spiderman Or Peter Stark fraught the green goblin on the Brooklyn bridge. Now with footage from Spiderman's suit, Helicopters, and Eye witnesses that mostly back this story the avengers and police support. The Goblin kidnapped Gwen Stacy whale she was hanging out with Peter Stark/ Spiderman and his girlfriend Mary Jane Watson as well as Stacey's boyfriend Harry Osborne.
At the battles climax the goblin through Stacy off the bridge before falling himself. Spiderman saved both initially, but both sadly fail to there deaths, it was learned Postmortem that the green goblin is infact Norman Osborne. As authority arrived Harry Osborne attached both Stark and Watson before fleeing on his late father's goblin bored, Harry Osborne is still on the Loose and wanted for questioning by the NYPD.
Harry Osborne looks up from his work and throws a hammer through the TV.
LIES ALL LIES! I will continue your legacy father, and you as well as my Gwen will be arevenged! Harry returns to work on a new goblin suit.
Today Peter lost 2 of his close friends, including his best friend Harry Osborne, as well as his mentor during high-school!
... To be continued
Chapter 4 When Friends become Enemy's
It has been a few mouths since the deaths of Norman Osborn and Gwen Stacy, Now Harry Osborne has taken up the mantel of the Green Goblin and now terrorizes the city.
Peter, MJ, and Wanda are all hanging out watching NCIS, whale talking about Harry.
So your telling me he blames you for there deaths? Wanda asked.
Yup, If only I would have listened to Osborne and saved Gwen.
MJ hugs Peter.
Tiger we've been through this before, you did what was right.
Yeah but we still have no idea where he is at.
MJ looks at her phone.
Maby not look.
MJ shows Harry's text. " Meet me at my place, we need to talk.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
We use this to bring him in.
Peter than brings MJ, Wanda, Bucky, Cap, Nat, Bruce, and Tony together.
Alright Harry has reviled himself to us, so this may be our only chance to nab him for a while.
MJ and Wanda go in first, improvise an excuse. Me and Dad on the roof next door, Uncle Steve and Bucky come through the stairs,мать паук and Bruce as back up via elevator if things go south got it?
Everyone nods and goes.
Peter stops MJ before she goes.
MJ smiles and kisses Peter.
I will be!
As the elevator opens Harry smiles.
Hello MJ so nice to see you... And your Foreign B****!
MJ grabs him by the collar.
If you call my friend, and Peter's sister that again I'll throw you out that window.
Harry laughs and pulls a knife, putting it to MJ's neck.
Who invited you anyway Sacovian S***?
Because Peter knew you'd pull something like this and didn't want MJ coming alone!
Makes since, so where is your precious Tiger now?
That got him an elbow in the rib.
Harry Stabbed MJ in the knee, she moans in pain.
That's for my Dad!
Spider man and iorn man bust through the window.
O Peter you need your daddy to stop me.
He than stabs her in the other knee, getting a groan and some tears.
That was for Gwen!
The elevator dings as Cap and Bucky get out.
Even better, let me guess your мать паук is about to be behind me.
He than stabs MJ deep in the stomach, getting a scream of shear terror.
That was for me.
Harry than kicks MJ down on her knees, pulling her by her hair he puts the knife to here neck.
O Petter, this is for you!
Right before he could slice there were 9 shots as Bucky emptied his mag into Harry's legs coming closer with each shot.
Bucky kicks in the young man's ribs.
Nobody messes with my family! he said.
Nat and Bruce run over to MJ.
She smiles at Peter.
Did we get him Tiger?
Yeah MJ we got him.
Petter puts pressure on the stab wound in the abdomen, as Nat puts pressure on the legs.
Bruce looks at Harry.
Cap you, Buck, and Tony give him this!
Throw a pill.
Tony looks up.
What's it for?
It will clot the leg arteries, keep him from bleeding out.
Later at the medical wing of the tower Peter sits next to Mj's bed watching his dad on the news.
Mr. Stark what can you tell us about the mission to Oscorp?
Well we got a lead that Harry Osborne AKA the Green Goblin was there and we arrested him.
Another reporter chimes in.
A source of mine at the NYPD said there were injuries, can you elaborate?
Well our lead was a text the prisoner sent Mary Jane Watson, when she was there he stabbed her in both legs and in her abdomen, Our very own Bucky Barnes AKA the Winter Soldier put a mag in his legs.
Someone from the back speaks up.
Isn't that a bit excessive?
Let your son's girlfriend be stabbed three times then come back to me about excessive.
MJ laughs, scaring Peter.
Your dad has a good since of humor.
Bruce said you should be sedated, until morning! Peter stated.
I got bored sleeping.
Bruce said you should make a full recovery.
Did he tell you the rest of the good news?
Harry didn't puncture anything important, we can still have kids one day!
Petter smiles and scratches his neck like he does when nervous.
I didn't know you think that far ahead!
MJ smiles and grabs Peter's hand.
Of course I do Tiger, but do you know what I want right now?
Peter hangs from the calling and kisses MJ.
Yes but no, I want pizza!
No MJ, Bruce said no solids for a week.
MJ strokes his hair.
But Tiger I'm hungry! She pleads.
But ice cream isn't a solid!
Peter and MJ only ate ice cream the hole week.
Steve, Tony, and Bruce meet outside of Harry's room.
What should we do with him? Asked cap.
He isn't walking again, we should just let him go. Bruce suggested.
No, he almost killed my son's girlfriend he's going to rot!
Peter was happy, MJ was safe, and his old friend Harry was now no friend of Petter.
... To be continued
Chapter 5- You only get one family
Peter just had a fight with his dad, now he is at the steps of the Sanctum Sanctum, looking for a place to crash.
Doctor Strange opens the door to a cold and wet Spiderman holding a duffel bag, who is let in swiftly.
Strange sets Peter down on the couch as he sends his cape for a blanket, and called Wong to bring something warm.
Peter what happened? The Doctor asked.
I had a fight with my Dad and needed some space. Peter said before wrapping up in the blanket the cape had gotten.
Wong enters with some tea.
Here you are Pete, a nice cup of tea to warm you.
Peter smiles. Thanks Wong!
Your welcome, I assume you need a place to stay for a while?
Peter frowns. If you guys have room if not I'll just go to a motel.
Before Strange could say something Wong happily replied.
We have a spare room for you to stay in, MJ could stay too if she likes. Plus with us being in the middle of the city you will have a much easier time being Spiderman. Don't you agree Strange?
Strange looks up and smiles.
Of course we could always use more help here.
He Than takes Peter to the back wall of the second floor and explains.
We payed out for this two story apartment above the restaurant down stairs so no one could here our magic, consider it yours.
Peter smiles and hugs the doctor.
Gee thanks Doc, I really appreciate it!
Don't mention it now get some sleep.
Back at the tower the Starks, Bruce, Nat, Steve, and MJ we're in Peter and MJ's shared living room talking about what just happened.
Bruce was holding Natasha who was on the brink of a panic attack looked to Tony.
Stark d***it you were to harsh on the kid now he has swung off to who knows where!
Tony looks up angry.
O I was being harsh? Says the guy who put someone in the ICU for looking at your Girlfriend wrong!
Pepper puts her hands on Tony's shoulders, rubbing them.
Tony you know he was in the heat of the moment, but you were harsh on him.
Tony looks to his wife.
He could have killed someone, he could have killed MJ!
MJ looks at Tony.
But he didn't, he saved everyone from the Bank robbers, so can you shut your mouth and help figure out where he is!
Tony shuts his mouth, when Steve spoke up.
MJ what did Peter say before he left?
MJ thinks for a second.
Well when you blew up on him at dinner, I followed him here I said "Tiger you know he is just angry, just let him cool off and talk to him later, now come and watch TV with me."
He said "your right, I'm going to take a shower I'll join you later."
I kissed him and we parted ways, than I went to check on him, screamed when I noticed he was gone now we're here.
Steve scratched his head before asking.
Did his note say where he was going?
MJ frowns no it just says he would let me know when he gets there.
MJ gets a text, reads it and goes for her purse.
Was that him?
MJ frowns. No work emergency, I'll call if I hear anything.
MJ than heads to the Sanctum to Meet Peter.
Peter is unpacking his bag when there is a knock at his apartment door, he opens it to see MJ.
Babe come inside.
Peter closes the door and sets next to MJ on the couch.
Tiger you need to come home, everyone misses you!
Yeah dad sure loved and cared for me before I left!
MJ hugs Peter.
He was just worried about you, you have to at least call.
Back at the tower everyone is looking at a map with everywhere Peter may go marked.
T- alright we know our areas, now let's go find (phone rings) Speak of the devil, Pete we're are you?
P-I'm fine, I knew you have Jarvis tracking my call so I'll hurry up, I'm at Doctor Strange's place don't show up Dad good bye. (Hangs up)
At least we know he is safe.
A magic portal opens up and Peter, MJ, Wong, Strange, Wanda, Bruce, Nat, Cap, and Pepper move the couples stuff into the new apartment when Jarvis alerts Tony in the lab.
Sir, movement has been detected in your son's room.
Tomy bolts upstairs faster than in his hole life getting there just in time for the portal to close.
Tony is shocked.
Why are you all helping him?
Pepper sets Tony down on the now bare mattress of there son.
Because we all agreed he needs some space.
A few weeks later Peter is cooking lunch as MJ and Wanda come in with groceries.
Hi babe, hi sis, did you get everything?
MJ calls back.
Yeah Tiger we got everything, how is Lunch come...
Peter calls back after turning the spaghetti on the stove
He than enters the living room to see Wanda laying MJ down on the couch.
Wanda what happened? Peter asked only being ignored as Wanda puts away the Groceries.
Peter goes to check on MJ.
Babe are you OK? MJ are you OK?
He turns too the recliner Bruce gave him when he hears a loud chuckle. Nick Fury was sitting in his chair with the blinds closed, Lamp off, and strange gun on the table next to him.
Babe? Come on Spiderman you have to have a better name than that!
Peter walks over as Fury turns on the lamp.
What do you want?
Your Daddy was lieing about you being a hard man to find, all I had to do was search the shield database for doctor Strange and boom.
You didn't answer my question!
I came to talk some sense into you, Stark genuinely wants you back, haven't seen him this emotional since he learned his Dad loved him, or Pepper almost died.
Mother****** just go home!
STARK GET YOUR MOTHER******* A** IN HERE NOW, MOTHER******, COME AND SHOW EMOTIONS TO YOUR F****** BOY!
Tony comes in and says something and convinces Peter to come home (IDK whatever you think he would say)
Great now let's all go f****** home.
Peter and MJ than moved back, and Peter got closer to his Dad.
... To be continued
Chapter 6- What's Wrong with Peter?
It has been a month since Peter started Wearing the new suit his Friend Doctor Oactavious made for him, now he's not acting like himself!
MJ was hanging out with Harry and Pepper when Tony and Petter got back from there mission, so as usual the Women went to meet there Partners.
Hi Tiger how was your Trip?
Peter puts down his bag and hugs MJ, after they reunite Harry gets up to meet his Friend.
Hi Pete hope you enjoyed your trip.
As Harry hugged his friend Peter snapped and throw his friend through a wall. Everyone was shocked Pepper was so Shocked she Swore for the first time since she meet Peter.
Son what the H***! MJ got a hold of one of Peters arms and held him back.
Peter I don't know what is wrong with you but Harry is not the Goblin anymore! Peter looked at her with Evil in his eyes.
MJ I don't know what he did to you but I'll make him undo it! MJ got in front of Peter and holds him back as Harry gets up. Babe you're going to move right now! MJ doesn't move so Peter back arms her, she goes a foot off the ground and hits the couch with a thud.
Tony and Pepper run over to MJ, He checks on her than gets on the comms.
Banner get your a** down here, MJ is out Cold!
Peter turns and sees the love of his life in pain and collapses, when his suit jumps off him and bundles up.
Harry puts a vase over the substance and helps Peter up.
Peter holds MJ and cried whale Bruce checked on her.
Bruce smiles and pats Peters heard. Pete Harry is alright, and MJ has no permanent injures.
Peter hugs Bruce and holds MJ closer.
Your welcome Pete.
Tony and Harry come in with the strange suit in a permanent container.
Tony and Harry mumble a few things before Harry speaks up. We figured out that your suit was an alien parasite that provokes violence.
Peter smiles. So that wasn't me?
Tony nods. Yup, you were being controlled by the suit.
Pepper comes in with some coffee Bruce asked for. So everyone is alright now, o Tony can you Go move that couch for me?
Tony nods than turns to Bruce and Harry. Can you two help me.
They agree and left the room, Bruce turned back and said. Hay Peter, The sedative MJ is on should wear off soon!
Peter looks panicked but his Mom had a solution. Pete don't Worry I ordered a pizza, all you need to do is apologize.
Peter kisses his mom on the check and sets the pizza down right as MJ wakes up.
She was terrified when she saw him smiling, so naturally she backed away with the little energy she has.
No Pete, please stay away!
Peter frowned, and showed her the recording Tony made just in case this happened. She calmed down. So that wasn't you, and the suit was an evil alien thing?
Basically yeah, Pizza? Peter smiles.
Peter Stark you surprise and show me new things everyday.
Peter and Pepper took MJ to the Living room where they all ate pizza and watched a movie.
O Tony can you Go move that couch for me?
Tony nods than turns to Bruce and Harry. Can you two help me.
They agree and left the room, Bruce turned back and said. Hay Peter, The sedative MJ is on should wear off soon!
Alright Banner, Osborne were going to teach this Oactavious punk a lesson!
The three board a qwenjet where black widow is waiting for them to take off.
Bruce straps in next to Nat with Harry behind them.
Nat do you know what we're about to do?
Yeah a "well Respected" Scientist A hole messed with my ребенок паук, so we're going to mess him up!
Later at Oscorp.
I wonder why Mr. Osborne wants to see me at this hour?
Doc Oac enters Harry Osborne's office, but is surprised to see the green goblin.
Goblin, how are you... He is cut off by Hulk, and Iornman slamming the doors as Natasha Romanoff jumps down from the chandelier.
Hulk knocks Oac down to his knees. Harry, Tony, and Nat beat up the Doctor. all swearing at him, and getting revenge for Peter, MJ, the others, and themselves. Crippling Oac leaving him in his Lab (dragged him there), in desperation Oac puts on his robotic prosthetic arms to try and preserve his dignity.
As the Group leaves Oac bloodied by the attack he swears to get revenge! Tony calls back. Fight you later Doc Oac! Everyone Laughs.
Harry named the Alien Parasite Venom since it corrupts the host. Peter and MJ grew closer, Harry becomes a almost anti hero.
... To be continued
Chapter 7- An Asgardian adventure.
Most of the Avengers were out on missions. leaving only leaving only Peter, MJ, Thor, and Phil Coulson at the tower.
Peter is on the couch watching a movie with MJ, Agent Coulson was working on his laptop in the kitchen. When Thor came in frustrated.
There is no gift in midgaurd worth of Fair Jane! Friend Phil does thy have any ideas for a gift?
The Agent looked up from his work and rubs his temples.
Thor I have no idea, I'm not to good at dating. Why don't you ask Peter and MJ they seem to have it figured out, now I need to get this stuff done or Fury will have my head. He than returned to work as Thor grabbed a box of Pop tarts and headed over to the Young Couple.
Peter turns off the TV, knowing where this was going.
MJ smiles. So Thor what do you need to know?
Thor sits down on the recliner next to the couch eating his Pop tarts.
Where hath my manners Gone, Lady MJ dose thou want a Pop tart?
MJ smiles. No thanks, if you can't think of anything to get Jane just spend time with her.
Peter agrees. I always just spend time with MJ and we both love it.
Thor laughs. None since, I shall get a suit of armor for Fair Jane, do you two want to join me on my trip to New Asgard?
MJ looks to a grinning Peter. Alright will go, I can tell this will be fun. Peter and Thor laugh. Lady MJ you have no idea.
The two teens and the god of thunder enter the Asgardian's room, the place is beautiful and looks like a palace. On a raised platform in the far corner is a circle with symbols on it, all but MJ know it's the portal to new Asgard.
Petter grabs hold of MJ and webs her to him tight, he than webs the two of them to Thor.
MJ looks at Peter concerned. Tiger is this safe?
Peter smiles. MJ it's perfectly safe, but your first time in the bi-frost can be strange.
Thor grins. Tis true, when I first took Banner to Asgard he blacked out and was almost lost in the bi-frost, now I tie everyone to me so no one is Lost.
Thor than called his hammer Molnar and try to enter the bi-frost but failed.
Thor used his strength to break the web holding the teens to him and went to a magic mirror (Disney always intervening) after a second the god of mischief Loki appeared in the mirror.
Hello brother, Peter, and Ms MJ. Peter talks a lot about you...
Thor cuts him off. Brother Loki this is no time for small talk, I can't access the bi-frost and must return to new Asgard.
Loki smiles. Sorry brother, we had a prisoner escape the royal dungeon. Valkyrie shut down the bi-Frost before the prisoner could escape.
Thor hangs up.
Well this is a problem, no matter we shall make the armor here. Peter get me fire wood, Lady MJ can you retrieve me a box of Pop tarts from my horde?
When MJ stopped in the kitchen she saw Peter pulling a tree up the building so she detracts Agent Coulson, who had just finished his work.
Hay Agent Coulson, what's the helicarrier like? Peter said he'd bring me up there one day but haven't yet.
Phil smiles. It's pretty exciting, I'm sure Peter will show you soon.
MJ notices Peter is done and leaves. Phil shot a text to Fury asking him to help Peter out.
Back at Thor room on the balcony Thor had put the log into his Asgardian forge and made a Beautiful suit of armor for Jane Foster.
Coulson entered the balcony with a look of confusion on his face.
Um Pete, your Dad just called to ask if Thor used the stove again?
Thor laughed. Friend Stark knows I swore an oath to not touch that cooking device until Captain Rogers teaches me how to do it properly, why does he ask?
Phil turns to his phone a second than says, turn on the TV.
Thor yells In his manly voice. Ceiling voice Jarvis, turn on the image box!
The TV has a live look at the tower and from the outside the smoke and steam of the forge looked like fire.
Tony finished up his mission and raced home, as the group cleaned up the tower. When he arrived there was nothing wrong, but his gold awards we're now a hologram that Thor would replace later.
The teens we're finishing up there movie, and Phil just did SHEILD stuff.
So Thor what was that fire? Stark asked with a smirk.
Thor wraps his arm around his friend.
Man of iorn I simply tried to roast a boar on my balcony and burned it.
As for Jane she was given the armor on her next trip to the tower and wheres it on adventures with Thor.
And for Peter he learned to ask Thor what he needed help with before agreeing to help, and took MJ to the helicarrier a few days later but that is a story for another time.
... To be continued
Chapter 8- A Female Spider?
A gang has been running Chinatown the past 6 mouths, and Spiderman is about to bring them down.
And that's Spidey 5, Gangsters 0! Spiderman said mockingly. Before he moved on MJ called his Suit.
Hi Tiger, how is the Gang raid going?
Peter was punching more thugs as he moved along, whale still talking with MJ.
It's going great, do you need something?
No Pete, I just wanted to hear your voice.
MJ I know you, you normally don't call unless you need something.
MJ smiled. You got me. I need you to pick up some Milk, and some pop corn for movie night.
Alright I'll get it, love you bye.
Love you too, be safe Tiger.
I will. Peter hangs up.
Peter opened the door to the bosses office.
Mr. Chang, you should have stuck to your Restaura... Peter stopped to see a girl in a black and white hoodie tieing up the gang boss.
She finished and turned to a shocked Peter.
She rips off her mask saying. Hi Pete, I'm Spider Gwen! Peter took off his own mask. Gwen I..I thought you were dead! Peter said shocked.
Gwen smiles and said. It's a long story.
On the way back to the tower Peter stops on a roof and changes into his normal clothes and buys the stuff he needs. When he got outside Gwen had done the same, and was waiting for him. I guess we're walking back to the tower she said.
Peter smiled if you want to.
The two walked to the tower, and on the way Gwen explained everything.
I guess your wondering how I'm still alive?
Peter laughed, yeah that would be helpful.
Gwen smiled her Famous Actress like smile.
Well when Mr. Osborne was holding me hostage a strange Spider bit me, I guess it was radioactive like yours.
When I "Died" I was actually just knocked out. I heard Harry's pain and saw him attack you guys. I wanted to reach out to him and say something but all my energy was healing me I assume.
I finally came too right before the autopsy, I just left.
When I got home my parents frecked so I left and let them think I'm dead, been doing this ever since.
By the time she was done explaining they were in the elevator going up to the penthouse (floors where all the avengers live) so Peter told Jarvis to assemble everyone.
Everyone was in the living room when they got up to the penthouse, all asking questions.
Tony's hole "son what's wrong?", And Steve's hole "everyone shut up, this is likely very important!", And Nat's hole "My ребенок паук did someone hurt you?" Things.
Peter put up the milk and pop corn before returning to the group.
Everyone, I give you Spider Gwen. Gwen than stuck to the calling. Everyone was shocked, and asking Questions. Gwen explained everything again.
Harry was just sitting there shocked. Gwen walked over still on the ceiling, and replied down to his face level and kissed him before saying. Harry it's me. He smiled before she slapped him.
That's for what you did to Pete and MJ, did as the goblin, and for not telling your dad about us.
The group disbanded all going there separate ways. Harry, Gwen, Peter, MJ, and Wanda all watched a movie. And fell asleep on the couch.
Now Peter had his Friend back, a new hero to help on the field, and Harry was happy again.
... To be continued
Chapter 9- What to do on a Crime less Day?
Today there is surprisingly no crime, so Peter, MJ, and everyone else have the day off.
Peter woke up on the couch to the smell of bacon, Harry came out of the bathroom and greeted his friend.
Morning Peter, you are a heavy sleeper.
Peter yawned at this. What do you mean Harry?
Harry laughs. MJ asked me to wake you an hour ago, so I got Thor to wake you with his Viking voice.
Peter grins. That explained why he was in my dream randomly.
Thor calls from the kitchen. Ah son of Stark your awake! Lady MJ and Ms. Stacey we're just telling me about your last adventure as Spiderman.
Peter gets up and nudges the god of thunder. Thor keep it down you're going to wake everyone. He than went to kiss MJ good morning.
But the voice of his Father stopped him mid kiss.
Why would we want to sleep through breakfast?
Peter looked confused.
His mom gave him a hug and explained. MJ invited everyone to Brunch.
He looked around. Where is everyone?
MJ smiled. Everyone is taking care of there assignments. Nat and Bruce are on pancakes. Us, Harry, Gwen, and Wanda are in charge of Bacon. Cap, Peggy, and your parents are on eggs. Thor is doing pop tarts.
After brunch the group split apart.
First the couples went on a double movie date, before helping doctor strange move some stuff.
And training Gwen with help from Bruce and Nat.
Finally it was late enough to start cooking Caps famous Burgers, and The TBT chili- Thor, Bruce, Tony chili (t. Names are swappable)
After dinner everyone went to bed. Peter lay in bed the love of his life fast asleep at his side, he wished and thought about what if everyday was like this.
... To be continued
Chapter 10- Doc Oac's Revenge.
It's been a few months since the avengers had there day off, now only the two spider members are technically "off" and on a double date.
so Peter how did you get reservations? Harry asked.(fancy Italian restaurant)
Simple I had dad bye the place.
Harry laughs until Gwen gave him a bad look.
He means we reserved mouths ago, and made sure we would be free.
Later they were seated and enjoying themselves when Doc Oac through a car through the window, but the heroes saved there dates.
Hello Spiderman, SpiderWoman I'm just hear for some revenge!
He grabs Harry and MJ before leading the heroes to an abandoned Oscorp warehouse by the river.
They fight and Gwen Frees Harry.
Well I was aiming for her the hole time.
The doctor than flung MJ around like a rag doll with his robot arms.
Peter panicked. Let her go Doc, I'm the one you want!
He dropped her and she moaned in pain.
Peter ran to her side and checked on her, before giving her carefully to his friends.
Ok Doc, do your worst. Peter closed his eyes and waited for the worse, but he only heard Bucky's mag emptying and his dad's repulsere blasts.
He opened his eyes to see his father.
Dad, we need to get MJ help!
Tony noded in agreement.
After some Wakandan medical voodoo is preformed MJ doesn't die from likely Broken bones and shattered organs, if this was realistic.
MJ wakes up. I just had the strangest nightmare!
Peter smiled. I bet. They than lived as normal as anyone who is a superhero and there long term serious partner can. (Lots of kidnapping, and danger)
... To be continued
Thanks for the support. I'm out of idea's, plus I like 10 (well technically 11 if you count the prologue) I originally planned for 10 to be honest.
But look if demand is high enough I'll make a volume 2 or something.
Thanks for all the support. -Christian Confederation.
PS- if y'all are inspired to do art for this, let me know and I'll add it in at an appropriate spot.
PPS- sorry for parts that could use more detail but don't, I mostly blame this on crashes and several times of having to redo entire chapters when I had one sentence or so left.
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•The Wolf Clan denies to break any treaties regarding OSN.
•Revolt going on in The United Federations against the Founder.
•Abydos region claims to turn into a defender region.
•New Supreme Chancellor elected in Aukumnia.
In reply to our previous issue, one of the TWC officer said,"the wolf clan did not break the armistice. The region was refounded, not "captured" "taken" or any other more action packed wording. That is all. Novus Lucidium actually broke their treaty with us as they prefer to deal with fascist regions like kaiserreich and its puppet state OSN."
In response Novus Lucidum Founder,Odinburgh, said, "Untrue. The evidence showing direct proof was published a few weeks ago. It's not true we had any previous dealings with Kaisèrreich. As for OSN they were an ally long before Novus Lucidum existed and before becoming an ally to The Wolf Clan when all of my region members were in The Radiant which was in control of another fascist that was it's founder. "
Odinburgh further stated that they left twice to start up a new region and here they were in a new region again since late last year.
"This misconception that we are fascist is false and will continue to fight this fake narrative of me and my region.our friends in the OSN are not fascists. Novus Lucidum is firmly against fascism." said Odinburgh.
At last the nation claimed, in a dispatch, to bring out an official Condemnation against TWC.
We will try to cover more on this article, in the next issue.
The residents of The United Federation have united against their Founder, accusing him of dictator.
Last week, the protesters urged the public to withdraw their endorsement from the founder and in return, endorse one of their recognised candidates.
We tried to gather the backstory from Dabberwocky, one of the residents of the region,he said, "There is this YouTuber called SpikeViper. He has a NS account, which is Vooperia. In one video, he asked his subscribers to create an NS account and join his region, The United Federations. This caused a spike in the region's population. SpikeViper also has a discord account and a discord server, which is called SpookVooper."
As per reports, Vooperia and TUF (The United Federations) were doing well for the first few months. Vooperia had become the WA delegate for the region. Vooperia had also elected some ROs to govern the region. However, Vooperia wasn't active on NS. This caused some nations to question whether Vooperia was fit to be the delegate and representative of TUF to the world.
Further, Dabberwocky said, "However, a month ago, Vooperia did something that enraged the nations on the NS TUF Discord Server (which was separate from SpookVooper). Spike (Vooperia) "disowned" the server and announced all lore in the server unofficial. This affected many, but not all members of TUF. However, as many admins and ROs were in the server, they decided to make a new region, separate from TUF. The new region named Urana Firma (UF), quickly grew as many people from TUF transferred found in the factbook. I suggested to make an SC proposal to condemn Vooperia, but after many tries with Wunderlightia, we gave up. So, we tried to make Marxist Germany the WA Delegate of TUF. Marxist Germany and I have also started to TG the nations whom have endorsed Vooperia, to convince them to withdraw their endorsement. I also created the factbook above for the same purpose. This worked fairly well. as Vooperia lost about 20 endorsements in two days. While Vooperia has yet to lose WA Delegate status, he will soon."
In a startling twist of policy, the region of Abydos, long hailed as one of the most politically dynamic regions on NationStates, has suddenly turned Defender. This new development comes on the heels of a series of radical changes out of the region.
Qon the regions 5th Grand Luxarch and highest in command announced today in a new decree "The Defense Guild of Abydos shall act only as Defender for all joint operations abroad. When acting independently, Abydos shall be regarded as an Independent Defender. This shall mean that our primary purpose abroad is to defend a region against militaries seeking to raid the region, take temporary control over a region to repair damage and changes caused by raiders in the past, and work with and coordinate defense operations with other like-minded defender organizations."
This news as surprising, given the regions history of generally supporting raiderism and its history with regions such as The Wolf Clan.
As Abydos turns over a new lead militarily, the region has also experienced a host of other chances. The return of the regions first High Priest Requiemis after a three month politically motivated Exodus that left the region understaffed and low on activity. With the return of Requiemis, Grand Luxarch Qon appointed him as High Oracle of the regions Oracles Guild.
The Second Grand Luxarch, Hydoria also returned to Abydos today, marking the first time he has resided in Abydos since his resignation and eventual death back in October 2018.
With all of these changes Abydos has a long way to roar back to life. The Abydos Conclave still remains under-staffed, and a host of other Guilds remain vacant. Grand Luxarch Qon has his work cut out for him but transforming the foreign policy of Abydos is a step in the right direction. Seeking defender allies will be his next step.
On the first of this month, a new Supreme Chancellor was elected, shaking Aukumnian politics at its core. This new Supreme Chancellor was built on the basis of the departure of Retiva, the former Chairman of The Imperial Front and one of the leading political figures of the region. He departed the region due to real-life concerns, but he still desired to see the political success of his movement continue beyond his presence. Thus, he promoted Prozera, one of the Imperial Councillors of his party, to the position of Chairman, and exited the server. Prozera swiftly took charge of the party and registered for the Supreme Chancellor elections, which were due to begin within the hour. The election was now a rush to see if Prozera could hold the same political popularity that Retiva once did and hold his own within this heated election.
The election lasted forty-eight hours and saw a turnout of forty-two voters, the highest in Aukumnian history. The results were released, and, to the surprise of much of the region, Prozera won with a six vote lead. Red (Gil Lodihr), the Chairman of the Aukumnian Freedom Party came in second place, and Actobere, an independent candidate, and Eagle (North Havenlock), the Aurelian Reformist Party's fielded choice, both tied for third with four votes. Prozera had served once before as the leader of the Imperium, but he failed to do anything substantial, now only time would tell if this term would be any different for him.
Immediately after the election ended, Prozera took his oath and put into place the first actions of his administration. He began with a restructuring of the Cabinet, which sought to streamline some of the processes and stamp out many of the overlapping duties which existed between Ministries. He completely abolished the Ministry of the Interior, and split its duties among the Ministry of Justice, a former Ministry, and the Ministry of Recruitment and Ministry of Culture, both new.
To the surprise of many, the often-partisan Prozera appointed a Cabinet which had one person from each party and an independent, effectively leaving only one position filled by a member of his own party. From here, he began by throwing his Cabinet into action. He made sure that each of them created some sort of bodies under their Ministry and appointed offices below them to handle tasks that they could not, and he ensured that each Minister had a plan for the actions they would take in the coming term.
Prozera implemented a new system which no prior Supreme Chancellor had ever thought of: Executive Reports. He promised to release an Executive Report at the end of each week, detailing the actions taken by his Cabinet that week and the plans for the following week. After forty-eight hours in the office, he released his first Executive Report, detailing the actions taken by his rather active Cabinet within a Weekly Bulletin which he sent out.
Last new weekly bulletin detailed all of the news from the prior week, but it also contained the much-anticipated Report. The report detailed a rather active Cabinet. Not a single Cabinet members had accomplished nothing and all of them had rather ambitious plans for the coming weeks. From here, there are two possibilities: either Prozera will go on to lead the most active Cabinet in Aukumnian history, or his ambition will turn to null as he runs out of steam. Only time will tell which comes to fruition.
Last week an attempt was made by Consular to condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors, o oldest and closest allies of many regions like Europeia. The proposal received significant support from many individuals as well as small regions, along with the initial support of a select few large regions such as The South Pacific and Osiris. However, support for the condemnation soon collapsed following the discovery that Consular had fabricated evidence against the LKE. This was uncovered by none other than Europeia's own Chief of State, Kuramia. Attempts have been made to condemn Consular in return, though most have been struck down as being 'tit for tat' motions.
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Written by Greater Saint-Paul
Minudan Civil War
(Cohorse, Minuda) - In the past few months, a fierce civil conflict has shaken Minuda. The country had been divided in provinces, each one abiding by either of three factions: The Nationalists, who fight to keep the current Minudan government in power, and holding an authoritarian republic. The provinces who are part of it include Minuda, Timor, E. Timor, N. Timor, P. of Farengarth, Porice, Kamali, Valencia, Feuders, Wolenchia, Morrowind, Metalslavia, Western Metalslavia, Sorrowylde, KOTUCOMAK, Farce, Javarski, Kornilov Raiders, Moriche Kanate, Komoros, Bronx, W. Blackacre and Eastern Blackacre, making the faction the most powerful by far; The Communists, who fight to install a communist dictatorial regime with a strong authoritarian hand in Minuda, which consists of the province of Karpachia, having the least members of the factions; and lastly The Rebels, who are a group of unaligned provinces who fight for independence under a monarchy. They consist of Bangalore, Waupun (province), The Urgench Border Clans, and the Khanate of Khun. None of the factions were reported to have religion as an influence in their government.
“Many people have been just as fueled by the war as there are people that haven’t. While most of the Rebellions have a high support ratio, so do those within the Timor and Minudian provinces. On the other hand, most of the supporters of Minuda that aren’t Timor and Minuda don’t like the war, especially other ethnic groups living inside the rebel states. The same goes for Karpachia” affirmed strategist John César from the Paulistian Army.
As of the time this is being written, only skirmishes have occurred, including Battle of Waupun, fought between Minuda and Warsaw-Halicz against Waupun (province), with victory of the latter; Battle of Bangalore City, who’s belligerents were Minuda and Bangalore, ending in a crushing Minudan Defeat; Battle of Urgenchia, which is ongoing and is being fought between Minuda and The Urgench Border Clans; and finally, The Great Khanate invasion, fought between Minuda, Sorrowylde, East Blackacre, Valencia against the Khanate of Khun. The last two battles are ongoing at the time of this article’s production.
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Written by Estantia
Asthea Acts Upon 'Arvest
(Griswall, United South Osean Federation) - The Farming Society in Asthea, with harvesting season in sight, have made the decision to sell any plants harvested in the season at the lowest price.
In Asthea, harvesting season is when farmers in the east of the country collect what they have planted on the first month of the plantation season. There's been a dramatic rise in the amount of plantation this time around, which unfortunately means that there is a lack of storage for the harvested plants.
The Asthean Farming Society has concluded that the harvested plants to sell it at the lowest price, starting 1 Asthean Dollars (A$). Among the wide range of plants are:
The world-renowned Asthean Golden Wheat is also being sold. If harvested it can output a gold quality of rice!
However, transportation from major cities to the Eastern towns with large farms remains a low 50 Asthean Cents (ac).
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Written by Deerfenland
New Chilovker Takes the Gold in Basketball
(Daishi (呆市), African Strand) - The Olympic Delegation from The Austria of New Chilokver has taken the Gold Medal in the event of Basketball over the Delegation from The Peaceful of The Mike Roctafinserland. This tournament lasted for a total of five days with every nation partaking in the events. The New Chilokver delegation pulled out an early 88-62 win over the delegation of The Southern Osean Kingdom of Asthea before besting the delegation from The Fascist Irony of Union of Austria-Hungary 52-38, then beating The Monarchical Empire of Greater Saint-Paul 80-50 in a shootout. Then, they bested the delegation from the African Strand 106-96, then they bested Roctania 89-71 in the Gold Medal Game.
Throughout the tournament, the top scorers included the Chilokver Point Guard who scored 45 of the 81 points in the finals, Donovan Jones from the African Strand who hit a record amount of 43 three-pointers, and Zakaria Fallah and his partner, Ambe Jalla. The Central Osean Republic was owned by the African Strand, but the two scorers scored 28 of the 30 points that COR scored in that ballgame.
The African Strand took the third-place Bronze Medal in their 81-77 win over The New Oseanic Power of The Islands of Tonga. The Islands of Tonga put together an incredible tournament beating The 🐶🐱🐯🐴🐗🐮🐷🐭🐹🐰🐻🐨🐸🐼 of Queen Yuno, Mzeusia, The Tiny Meme of Waupun Island, but losing to Roctania 92-74. The top scorer for the Islands of Tonga was their shortish-Point Guard, S. Ton'gia.
The African Strand took an easier and more cruise-filled road to the Gold Medal Game. They bested The Constitutional Kingdom of Xagill 93-79, the Collapsed Nation of Central Osean Republic 97-30, and The Kingdom of Western Vapia 88-67 before falling to New Chilokver. Roctania bested The Federation of The Soviet states of Europe 3 103-93, The Republic of The Wiganese Islands 104-92, and Tonga 112-74 in their reign of terror.
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Written by Deerfenland
Civil War in Central Osean Republic Over
(Dumbekolobwe, Central Osean Republic) - Former COR President Semenova has fleed to The Peaceful of The Mike Roctafinserland after the new dynasty chases her regime out of the Republic. Neba Angula chased the numerous Russian Soldiers out, and then has burned parts of the city of Obnirga. The presidential house takes down the royal blue and white, and higher the former colours of the Kimbu Dynasty. The citizens of the city, Russian and African, all bow down to the flag, and the new Dynasty of the Central Osean State, the Angula Dynasty, takes power.
Recently, African Lord Neba Angula launched many campaigns to chase the Russian and Lorigian soldiers out of ZSCO-former-strongholds. The terrorist organization has gained control of many more of these strongholds. Then, recently, Neba Angula launched many bombing raids over Roctanian cities such as Ithuba, Sitesisa, and even the capital, Okusha. 1,983 Roctanians died in these raids.
The new African Lord has also been seen burning down the flags of Isobania, the African Strand, Roctania, Lungha, Raccooniah, and Lorigia. The new dynasty also openly supports the work that the Zyfaqir State of Central Osea has been doing. He has also sent numerous troops to massacre various Lorigians that live near the border.
The citizens of the state live in constant fear and worry. Many make the risky move to flee and try to escape into the borders of Roctania, Lorigia, Sawtooth Badlands, Metropolitan Israel, the Central Osean Tribal lands, and some even try to make the journey to Al Qatif. Some actually made it to new homes for new lives. Some escaped to Lorigia, but couldn't speak the language. And some were cut down.
As a result, the Roctanians, Lorigians, and Isobanians did their best to push the Central Osean Republic forces back to the former capital city. Then, in a desperate attempt to slow down Isobanian reinforcements, the ZSCO terrorists massacred thirty soldiers in an Isobanian military camp. After the soldiers were captured and massacred, the ZSCO terrorists strapped bombs to their chests and those blew up in the middle of camp. When they got back, the ZSCO militants massacred the captured Isobanian soldiers.
As a result, the Isobanian military ordered a gas attack over numerous COR cities. Thousands to tens of thousands of people died in the gas attacks. Only 200 of which were terrorists. Women, children, and men were all killed. Innocents that survived all either moved to North Osean Tribes, neighboring countries, or went to Drasyll. The cities were left in ruins. The African Strand announced the condemnation of the Theocracy of Isobania for an unneeded attack over innocents.
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Written by Tanabon
A Real Cold War
War is certainly a big thing as of late on Strangreal. Mike, a large nation in a powerful alliance declared war on the cold alliance. Those who responded were the ✠Cold Federation✠ of Libertandonien, the Armed Republic of Marasuma, and the Democratic Federation of Kirostan.
Many nations supplied both sides, the biggest contributors being Tanabon and East Supple Lund. In the war, the Mike Roctafinserland, otherwise known as Roctania, won a victory and gained territory. The leader of the nation claimed that she "thought it was a defeat, but I suppose there is always a next time."
The nations had been at odds for some time now, and thought it's boiled over once, there is no telling if it might happen again. Nowadays, the Cold Alliance is led by Lapathiya and the alliance members are Moisus, Libertandonien, United Confederate States, Vlorania, Osiris-Rex, Taehsitara Island, Esonian Empire, Nation of Greenland, and Moravian-Silesian Federation. The pending members are Bluhemia, Saeythia, and Oxjler. The allies and associated states are the Soviet States of Europe, Tsardom of Leonlandia, and Malrish.
The Mike Roctafinserland, otherwise known as Roctania, has a close friendship with numerous nations and just came off another war with the Central Osean Republic. The nation has joined the elite club of nations that have battled an alliance of nations and have won the war to tell the tail.
The Cold Alliance has become one of the biggest third-world alliances in Strangereal right now and has won a place of mainstream alliances with the OSEAN, Pax Havenica, Warsaw Pact, and the Elysium Federation.
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Shronok and Hermes express
The latest Force Flyer is out!
Power, Heart, and RGBN - Changing and Developing! Judge and Prosecutor elected! Carropia fired, replaced by Loomburg! GOSSIP! GOSSIP EVERYWHERE! Pride Month celebrated in Force!
This last month, the courts had elections. New faces abundant, all but one of the contenders were fresh to the Judicial system. We had Spoonifo, Yours Truly The Chariot, and Southern Cross running for Prosecutor, and Zamperial, Caduceo, and Carropia running for Judge.
I, not being one to mince my words, will state that the debates showed the aspiring Judges’ inexperience. Carropia did not answer in the debate, while Caduceo and Zamperial, both my good friends, thought that the Judge had any business repealing Bills for any reason other than unconstitutionality. Political powerhouse Libertatis Regalis thought this so egregious that he voted for the candidate who had not answered at all, Carropia, and an abnormal amount of abstains were lodged. The Prosecutor debates were much more dull. Textbook answers to textbook questions from both The Chariot and Spoonifo made the election results determined by past actions.
Wait… where’s Southern Cross? Well, it turns out, Southern Cross, otherwise known as UNPoopburg, a nation banned in Force, registered through his status as a citizen in RGBN. Lashnakia, unhappy, let Southern Cross retain his citizenship but barred him from taking any position in Force.
Just this month, incumbent Minister of Culture, Carropia, was removed from his position by Lashnakia. Carropia nominated his most trusted and hardworking member of the Ministry, Loomburg. Carropia in general completed few things in his term as Culture Minister, yet left many long and tough projects in the wake of his removal. According to inside sources, Carropia constantly came up with new ideas, but was also limited by time to complete them and stretched himself and his resources thin. While Carropia takes the majority of the blame for the lack of production coming from the Ministry, he also called out a few of his CS employees, he claims that they barely did any work (except for Loomburg) and rarely checked in and reported their progress. One might argue that these CS employees are volunteers and shouldn’t have many responsibilities, yet government officials are also volunteering their time to do work and oversee their ministry. According to Carropia there is a lack of respect for the time and effort our government officials put into their work. Do you agree? Do you have any interesting stories you want published? Make sure to message me your thoughts on discord.
The Heart government has been dissolved again, following a totally inactive government, a trend which has been going on since December. But this time the colony has been downgraded to an Elevated Province. This means that for the first time in a long time, the Territory has been assigned a governor. This is a major event as it shows that due to lack of activity, the region has fallen. Although not all hope is lost as the former Prime Minister of Heart has been appointed Governor in Heart and is hoping to rebuild Heart back to its glory days.
- Failure to do such jobs will Result in
your governorship being revoked after
a 2 day warning period and being taken
to court for Nonfeasance after refusing to
cooperate at all.
- 5 And 6 can be ignored if valid reason
is given for not being able to do that job,
I.E Real Life Issues, at the Minister of
Internal Affairs's discretion.
The region of Power has undergone many different changes recently with the new. The newly appointed First Minister Aglore as well as the Governor Salibaic have worked hard on the region and we at the Force Flyer hopes to its continued success.
RP this may has been more active so let us see what we have in store.
Renegalle defends Amblin after a joint Salibaic and Elysium invasion of which both Elysium and Salibaic withdraw from the war. This also led later to one of the precursors of the sanctioning of Salibaic by Renegalle.
There has been a UN vote in order to search Renegalle for illegal atomic weapons that violate UN resolution #3. The vote failed after Renegalle put severe pressure on Salibaic for lying about how Renegalle had atomic weapons. This, in turn, led to a vote to make Salibaic an untrustworthy state in the eyes of the UN. Both votes failed but did show divide between many allies of Salibaic.
The Imperial Alliance has been disbanded after many nations started to abandon the ideology of this alliance. This has meant more nations are more vulnerable to invasion and economic war.
A major war almost happened after the communist superpower of Great Sibir started the Internationale Alliance of which other communist nations were reluctant to join. This alliance sparked fear into nations such as Elysium who are extremely anti-communist and then Salibaic who is a monarchy also is staunch anti-communist as they put it “could threaten Salibaic into falling apart”. This ended up becoming a major issue with Salibaic and Elysium exchanging threats over this new Alliance. In the end, nothing happened although the war had been proposed but Great Sibir has Defensive Pact with Renegalle, which prevented war.
The nation of Salibaic has issued the world’s first Universal Basic Income for all adults over the age of 18. This is a major stepping-stone in world equality as Salibaic is now leading an example that other nations should strive for although Salibaic is also aiming to copy the Rengalle economic success with its nationalization of key industry such as Power and Water.
The annexation of Kardros by Salibaic has started as Salibaic wishes to control the nation. In return for this $600 Billion shall be handed out to nations with mass poverty such as Elysium. This has not come without controversy but with its support by Renegalle the annex has made it through its process. In sacrifice for this Salibaic has to give up land next to the nation of Seoul-Pyongyang.
This is all for RP this month. Remember to read next month's issue!
Between Force's few territories, RGBN has always been one of the most active, even surpassing Force itself in its RMB activity. The Cabinet of RGBN has decided to take it to the next step, with Renegalle requesting RGBN to be elevated to a Colony. Its elevation status is currently pending, and this led the Force Flyer team to interview RGBN's President, Minor North West Ko.
[Greetings! So can you tell me more about what RGBN is currently working on/prioritizing?]
MNWK: Oh definitely. RGBN has always been a fun kind region prioritizing in rp and chill rmb conversation. Our first priority right now is revitalizing the rmb via introducing rp prompts that people can [jump] in on if they are interested
[I see, that is quite interesting. So from a scale on one to ten, how active do you refer RGBN as?]
MNWK: Before it was an active 9 when we were actively doing more or less everyday. Now it's more of a 3 to 4, but I'm hoping it'll increase back to a 7 during the summer
[Can you briefly run us over the currently occupied government positions, how active they are, and what they do?]
MNWK: Well besides me, Shenifar, and Reegalle there's Tengania as Minister of Roleplaying and Betelgeuse Alliance as Minister of Activities. Though both aren't as active, I'm sure they have their reasons. Minister of roleplaying is supposed to collaborate with the minister of activities in establishing rping events as well as fun activities the region can do as a whole.
[Approximately speaking, how many active citizens does RGBN have that did not come from Force?]
MNWK: If we're talking about before Force came to make us into a province, I'd say that there were 8 people , including me, that were active in RPing nearly everyday. Afterwards I'd say that there are now around 3 to 4 active members of the RMB. We'll see if that numbers continues to rise.
We thanked Minor North West Ko for his time and we're happy to report that at the time of this article's release, these plans can be considered a success. The first RP prompt was released on the 9th of June, and it jump-started the regional roleplay to be extremely active on the RMB, and it continues to be so today.
Commemorating the Stonewall riots that occurred near the end of June in 1969, the month of June was known as Pride Month, 30 days in which people - regardless of their race, gender, physique, sexuality, religion, ideology, and anything else really - could express their love and support for themselves and each other.
This Pride Month, Force has shown their support for the LGBTQIA+ community in many ways. The first and most notable is our flag, created by Caduceo, which sports the rainbow colors of Pride Month in the background of the classic Force flag. This was also used for the Discord server icon, with special thanks to the persuasion of New Legland. Force's Elevated Province of Power followed soon after with a Pride variant of their flag, made by Salibaic. Besides the flags, the Force Flyer, if you've noticed, also had a subtle Pride change, with a small rainbow arching across the crown. The people of Force also celebrated Pride Month in their own ways, with Zamperial, Mokkland, and Caduceo changing their profile pics with a rainbow-colored overlay. Elysium, whether it was jest or not, changed his to the different versions of the Straight Pride flags, and there's nothing wrong with that since after all, Pride Month is about love and support! We'd also like to take this moment to give a shoutout to Skuta! Welcome to the family!
In conclusion, everyone deserves to give love and to be loved, no matter who. How about you? How did your Pride Month go?
Skuta sent “Victory Royale” after getting laid.
Well, juuuuuust about laid. With his new girlfriend
(?? Skuta you need to update me)
sending him messages like [REDACTED],
he will be soon.
FORCE IS OFFICIALLY TAGGED BY ANIME.
AND HAS FORCE-CHAN AS A FLAG
IN ZONE. AND IS NOW TAGGING WITH FORCE-CHAN. AND
HAS EMBASSIES WITH THE GLORIOUS NATIONS OF IWAKU.
AND Renegalle NOW HAS ASUKA FROM EVA AS A PFP IN
DISCORD. FORCE IS ON AN UPWARD TREND.
A thread containing the best of Force has been posted by our lovely
Minister of Communication, Caduceo. You can find it right here
and contribute to it by signing up in our forum
and joining our Discord.
(Pssst… don’t tell anyone, but word in the army barracks
has it that… Renegalle’s a noob at R/D? What were they doing
over in the NPA?)
> Caduceo, Minister of Communications - pays everyone cookiessss
> The Chariot - did a efficiency last month, did a las mimute dis month
> Salibaic - was this month's most effisheunt
> Carropia - waz good Jesus
> Spoonifo - .-.
> Elysium - scared of ads
In Prime Minister's Office Press Release, information regarding the work of past month, June was reported.
The PMO actively participated in Regions Assembly affairs, including discussions upon resolutions and meeting with the Foreign Ministry to finalize the region's decision upon different issue.
The PMO also played a major role in the appointment of Awell Islands as Attorney General of Regions Assembly.
As per Awell Islands, "It is India's role to main peace and balance in the International Community, and I will surely strive hard to fulfill my duty as Attorney General."
Apart from Regions Assembly schedule, the PMO also actively participated in meetings for an active speaker in the parliament and the pending bills.
On 1 July 2019, 3 PM IST, a nation, Dhramkot, from Pirates of India, all of a sudden jumped to India and endorsed India3778 and got endorsed back immediately, implying that both the nations were active at the same time, though, this was noticed many times before as well.
The above incident may not seem much strange, but what was strange is, the suspected raider nation India3778 endorsed every other nation and got endorsed back, was not much behind WA Delegate's endorsement count. The moment it got endorsed by another raider Dhramkot, India3778 started withdrawing it's endorsements from other nations in hope to upgrade itself as the nation with most endorsement.
But within few minutes the Regional Defence Siren went up and Dhramkot was forced to flee to it's home region.
As per reports, India3778's IP address matched with another notorious nation of India, deleted by Moderators a month ago, due to rule-breaking.
As per Foreign Minister, Hindu Mahasabha, "We were keeping a close eye on the nation as soon as we caught it's IP address. We were also stunned by it's strange application for Citizenship and Visa, as they contained some weird answers. Upon asking to join the WA, the nation said it's afraid to join the WA. Not only this, upon personal conversation it seemed the nation was ready for a temporary WA tag, only for the sake of Citizenship. It is obvious that the nation joined the WA just to try it's luck on raiding India, but was unsuccessful".
Upon further enquiry, Hindu Mahasabha said, "We have much more evidence like similar writing styles and mistakes of the nation when compared to our archive of 'Deleted Nations of India' , currently we have sealed the evidences related to nation and the investigation is still going on, hopefully more information will be revealed in the coming days"
Indian Foreign Minister and Ambassador to Regions Assembly, Hindu Mahasabha recently denied to support a bill regarding a request to establish a Military Alliance for RA Members.
The Bill was presented in the forum, last week, is still in discussion.
As per Hindu Mahasabha, "We are still discussing and trying to understand the concerns of the proposer of the bill, but one thing is sure, we won't support the Militarisation of RA. It was formed as a diplomatic platform and not as a Military Alliance. However we will surely discuss the matter with other regions and understand their view point."
The Bill presented a request for creation of Board of Defence to carry out Military Operations, which was not welcomed by India. Apart from the defence point the bill also contained a proposal for creation of a Joint Intelligence Network, which was supported by India.
Prime Minister Awell Islands also supported Foreign Ministry's statement.
Last week in major protest against Hindu Mahasabha Government, Berahampur Local Muslim Population demanded for a separate country.
The locals were supported by a violent Militant Organisation, Al-Akbara-Mujahiddein.
Last year Berahampur locals drives out the minority population of Hindus and Christians in a civil war
The Government has responded by deploying two companies of Army.
Income Tax officers of Neo Kerala have arrested a city based businessmen, Justin Willion for evading taxes worth $ 201 Million by fraudulently issuing invoices of Input Tax Credit (ITC) without actual supply of goods.
The Central IT Neo Kerala Commissionerate has arrested a city-based businessmen in the textile industry, the third richest businessman of Neo Kerala, who were involved in tax evasion, the Finance Ministry said in a statement.
"Searches were conducted at several places during which various incriminating documents and evidences were found. During investigation, it was revealed that the businessmen had floated multiple entities for issuing such fake invoices," it added.
Further investigations are underway and the quantum of evasion is likely to go up.
1. The theorem that you read today as Pythagoras Theorem was first given by an Indian Mathematician Baudhyan, and that too 500 years before Pythagoras.
2. India has the second largest pool of Scientists and Engineers in the World.
3. India has the fastest growing telecom market in the world with the lowest call rates.
4. Some more facts:
38% of the doctors in USA are Indians.
12% of USA scientists are of Indian origin.
36% of NASA Employees are Indians.
40% of Microsoft Employees are Indians.
5. Not all Indian Foods are spicy.
There are some tasty and healthy foods too like Idli, Dhokla, Poha, etc. India is also famous for it's sweet desearts.
6. Cricket is like religion for us. It's a part of our everyday life. You will definitely see cricket playing on every street, every park and every locality.
7. India isn't a hot and humid country. Ever been to Shimla or Manali? The temperature varies widely from region to region.
8. India is the most diverse country on earth where local language and culture changes after every 100 Km.
9. Tea is the most famous beverage of India. The variety of tea is countless.
10. Hindi is not the only language of India. We have over 2000 recognised languages and 15 Official Languages.
11. 99% of the spices and pulses that you get are from India.
12. India has the world's second largest English speaking community.
13. The USB Drive and Pentium Chip were invented by Indian Scientists.
14. Untill 1896, India was the only source of Diamonds for the world.
15. India has never invaded any country in it's history, instead gave shelter to War refugees from all over the world.
16. Indus Valley Civilization is one of the oldest Civilizations and Hinduism is the oldest religion of the world.
Circular No : OWAD/2019/July/001
●The Office of the WA Delegate wishes to thank Bengal for his services to India in various capacities and roles over the years. He has resigned due to personal reasons but Government of India continues to hold him in high regard.
●Just like Fiedel Castro was to Cuba, guiding and showing the right path to the nation's government even after stepping down from his office, Comrade Bengal is to India. Comrade Bengal shall continue to be India's Fiedel Castro and the Office of The WA Delegate shall always look upto him for guidance in future as well.
●Subsequent to Bengal's resignation, it is hereby notified that Prime Minister Awell Islands shall discharge duties of the Speaker of India in addition to his own duties till alternative arrangements are put in place.
Before we begin...
there are symbols that link to certain things.
A ??? link will take you to a Wikipedia article.
A ???? link will take you to the encyclopaedia of the Crazybloxian Empire’s government portal.
A1. Empire Wants A Spy Satellite Around Your Homeworld
Crazybloxian Empire is considering the placement and construction of 10 cross-universal tunnels, tunnels capable of transporting matter to different universes, along with hundreds of spy satellites, guarded by thirty Constance-class light frigates.
The plan is to spy on various nations such as Amenria, Pan-Asiatic States, Siwale, and possibly more targets. The spy satellites will be designed by the Lemuria Spaceflight Corporation, a subsidiary company of the Lemuria Corporation, Crazybloxian Empire’s largest conglomerate.
It is expected that the project will cost 470.78 million sliding doors, as the Crazybloxian Empire begins to collect massive ammounts of data to allow the Lemuria Corporation to advertise to people on foreign worlds, and also the data can be used for blackmailing other nations into submission, rather than the deployment of large numbers of navy ships.
The spy satellites are technically spaceships, however they have a crew of only 21 each, as the majority of the space on the satellite or ship consists mainly of servers. Since it is currently still impossible to transmit data between multiple universes, the satellite will have data ports that can connect to around two Praslin-class memory ships and a single port for Constance-class light frigates.
Crazybloxian Empire has designated the plans for the spy satellites Operation Crazy Spies. Multiversal tunnels will not be needed for another two nations which the Empire will also spy on. Two nations, called Atretia, and Saberoga, both moderate-autonomy puppets of Crazybloxian Empire, to be plotted to avoid any revolution, and ensure it’s constant obedience.
The deployment is underway currently.
The route has been changed in response to the incident, to throw off any Dresien ships trying to sabotage the route. Crazybloxian Empire has threatened to organize an invasion force of 6,000 ships in order to invade the Dresien Empire shall it intend to continue the operations.
The Harmonia-Frankiat Space Route makes the Lemuria Corporation a profit of around 1.167 billion SD or around 14.004 billion NSD yearly, making it the most profitable route. 600 Harmonia-class civillian transport ships are posted on the route.
Concerning the ships from Dresien Empire
Markings on the ships have indicated that the ships are Unstoppable-class frigates, using outdated missile systems. The names of the ships are unknown, however 10 frigates were sent to intercept the ships but they unfortunately escaped using FTL drives before the ships arrived.
For security, ten Supernova-class escorts will escort all of the ships for security and the CSS Lemuria and CSS Death to Renegalle will be posted at Harmonia and Frankiat respectively, for three months. Further investigations are underway as of right now.
109 ships and 200,000 soldiers along with 1,200 tanks just launched an assault on Arbuchta settlements near the north pole of Mars. This assault has been supported by other militaries from other nations on Earth, including Bramista, Drehenden and Ubiquitarés. The forces attacked Fondue, the main settlement on the Arbuchta colony.
Arbuchta is a nation that has taken over around one-eighth of all land on Earth and is officially named the Arbuchta Empire. It’s extreme militarism and extreme ideology forced Crazybloxian Empire and other nations on Earth to impose sanctions, and there has been a moratorium as Arbuchta Empire is not allowed to run any colonies.
The settlement laid 27km off Crazybloxian territory on Mars, which has been left mostly in ruin, however with a still functioning area, as Crazybloxian Empire has moved it’s capital to Harmonia in the past. As of now, the death toll of the assault on Fondue has reached up to 50.6k on the Arbuchta side, and 15.6k on the Crazybloxian side. 195 tanks have been destroyed in the fighting and 680,000 civillians have died on both sides, Arbuchta accounting for around 510,000 of the casualties.
Arbuchta units have launched a minor offensive on Fremier, a Crazybloxian city on Mars, but the attack was quickly repelled. Crazybloxian Empire is sending the CSS Hopeful Brightness, a laser ship to annihilate Fondue completely.
The Arbuchta Empire soldiers have also been sighted abusing Crazybloxian soldiers captured during the war, beating them and allegedly torturing them. No detailed accounts have been collected yet, as the assault is still in it’s early stages.
The project is expected to cost 6.6 billion sliding doors to complete, and will take around 12 years to complete the space station. The Lemuria Corporation has planned to build a spaceborne mall in the space station, which would be called the Frankiat Sphere, by the Lemuria Corporation and the government.
Both the Lemuria Corporation and the government have decided to collaborate on the project, as the Lemuria Corporation is itself owned by the government, and focuses more on public benefit rather than profits.
The R/D battlefield has recently been stagnating, and that it was promised that the NPO’s removal from power in The Pacific would make a tsunami-sized ripple in the history of Raiding and Defending.
There is a legitimate cause to topple the NPO, since they have been involved in many, many, illegitimate and harmful activities, including an attempt to invade TNP and overthrow the delegate (c. 2016-2017), and it’s occupation of [region]St. Abbadon[/region] (unknown year), it’s role in inciting the Lazarus Civil War (c. 2015-2017), and it’s attempt to subdue Lazarus and instate the NLO (New Lazarus Order), and many more.
In The Pacific, the NPO (New Pacific Order), continues to hold a grip over the region, uninterrupted by defender regions. But there still is hope to restore the democracy. Crazybloxian Empire has plans to send around 161 spaceships in orbit around NPO, to collect information that may be forwarded to Galiantus III, the TITO (Thousand Islands Treaty Organization), the defender force of Ten Thousand Islands, and others more.
In recent years though, Crazybloxeha Groetu has denounced, and repeatedly insulted the NPO in her speeches of support of the North Pacific and other defender governments. Known NPO operatives and officers are banned from the Crazybloxian Empire. She has issued around 11 speeches between 2050 and 2060 denouncing the NPO.
On the beaches, large ammounts of plastic, leftover cans, and lots of dead fish caught by the tourists, along with flags planted everywhere that say "Death To Renegalle". The government has commended such behaviour, noting that it is another form of sabotage and disrespect against Renegalle. The Navy plans to commision 60 Kylast-class trasher ships which will be used for dispersing large ammounts of space junk throughout the orbit of any planet.
Kylast has been designated a trash planet, where unrecyclable waste will be dumped, until the trash is enough to form a layer on the planet 79km deep. Forces are planning to invade the planet of Kylast shortly, and transport it’s citizens to concentration camps in LKO (Low Kylast Orbit).
Broadcast equipment quickly sent images and news of the event to Renegalleans, along with a 27-minute long torture porn[???] film of a Renegallean being tortured, having been rated RENE by the Crazybloxian Council on Content Ratings, RENE content being available to all as Anti-Renegallean propaganda.
The beaches mostly affected were Fratsket Beach, with around 639 kilograms (1,408.7 pounds), and Ghombus Beach, with around 460 kilograms (1,104 pounds). The cleanup operations on the island will be conducted by Crazybloxian Empire, after the planet is taken by Crazybloxian forces, and will be used as a test planet for experimental weapons of the Empire.
Empire Orders Four New Supercarriers
The management officials of the Crazybloxian Space Navy have ordered four Lemuria-class supercarriers from the Lemuria Shipbuilding Corporation, another subsidiary of the Lemuria Corporation.
The deal is expected to cost around 601.62 billion dollars and was agreed on in a meeting between Crazybloxian Empire navy officials and the high ranks of the Lemuria Shipbuilding Corporation. The ships will take around 17 years to build. The names of the four ships are expected to be the CSS Praslin, CSS Conscience, CSS Guillotine, and CSS Marching Unto The Future.
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