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Velly wrote:So is the update here now? :)

It is.

Lorigia and Velly

Aerilia wrote:There are 117 million lakes larger than 0.002 km2 in the world

I don't know where you will start to look.

I'll probably close my eyes and point the tail randomly on the map.

Zazumo, Aerilia, and Lorigia

Aerilia wrote:Doing the daily TNP crossword puzzle?

4 down is Pallaith

Or was it finishing your 18,000 piece jigsaw puzzle?

Oh yes my Jigsaw puzzle. I'm only 17,999 pieces away from finishing it.

Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, Lorigia, and Fizban

Estantia wrote:*goes to middle of room to enjoy both sides*

^-^

*puts on country music in the middle*

Muhahaha

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:I'll probably close my eyes and point the tail randomly on the map.

And it's...

Heaven Lake, that doesn't sound too bad

It is in North Korea though, so I don't think the internet connection will be that great...

Zazumo wrote:Oh yes my Jigsaw puzzle. I'm only 17,999 pieces away from finishing it.

You should live steam it, I would totally watch it.

If you're lucky there might be two pieces that are already placed together.

Zazumo, Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, Fizban, and 1 otherEstantia

Zazumo wrote:*yawns*

What was I doing?

Existing.

Zazumo, Aerilia, and Lorigia

Zazumo wrote:Oh yes my Jigsaw puzzle. I'm only 17,999 pieces away from finishing it.

But technically if you hold every piece individually you’ve solved the entire puzzle

Zazumo, Aerilia, Lorigia, Advancia-Sizzletown, and 1 otherStyrica

Aerilia wrote:*puts on country music in the middle*

Muhahaha

>~<

Zazumo, Aerilia, Lorigia, and Styrica

Time to go to sleep, so goodnight everyone!

I hope none of you get robbed while I'm gone, it'll be interesting to watch...

Zazumo, Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, Fizban, and 2 othersEstantia, and Styrica

Aerilia wrote:You should live steam it, I would totally watch it.

If you're lucky there might be two pieces that are already placed together.

Not a bad idea. But first let me finish watching this exciting video.
https://youtu.be/PLOPygVcaVE

Aerilia wrote:Time to go to sleep, so goodnight everyone!

I hope none of you get robbed while I'm gone, it'll be interesting to watch...

Gnite!

Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, Lorigia, and Styrica

New Chilokver wrote:It is.

Thanks!

Styrica

Lapathiya

Tsardom of leonlandia wrote:Preparations for the coronation
It has been few days since Alexander has been elected as emperor of the new union. One of the first objectives of the new union Parliament is to organize a grand coronation. The best musicians, cookers and event makers have been hired to make the coronation as fancy and grand as possible. Every person, both in the empire and the world, can watch the ceremony on TV or visit the capital. The event is open for all. Alexander personally wants Miruma, Moisus and Lapathiya to come. Any other nation wanting to come is invited too! Further news will come shortly.
Libertandonien

Err actually, Alexander personally wants Lapathiya to stay the heck away :P

I’ll still show up though, just to annoy him

Moisus nice work! I’ll respond when I get a sec.

Velly

I am no longer updating the map. Or, I stopped updating it a year ago, but people keep asking for places on the map, hence this disclaimer. So you'll have to go find whoever actually takes map requests these days, I don't know whom.

Here are the maps of Puczovska and other nations.

-
If anyone would like to stake a claim in for some land on the map then TG New Trisone, Edwerlantin, Puczovska, Angshire, Lotion Empire, or British Bayonet

Claims must be:
A1. Reasonable enough to be put onto the map. No beginner nation will be the size of Puczovska, or higher, for their claim. If you want more accurate claims and you have Paint.net, beginner claims have a limit of 30k pixels at the equator. Unless you give up land from your main nation, your secondary nation will have to be at 15k pixels or less.
A2. Picky is good. Feel free to request changes to borders if you aren't happy with them.
A3. This map's planet is the same size as Earth, so I won't be making the map any bigger. If Earth can fit 200 nations, so can mine.
A4. I am not adding new territory to the map. Use the existing land more efficiently and we won't need any more.
A5. Existing nations on the map cannot claim unclaimed land (except in exceptional circumstances).
A6. Not Glacea nor any body of water.
A7. If a returning member to the map then for x being your old nation size in pixels upon removal: New pixel claim limit = 0.5(x - 30k).

Map removal is strictly allowed to only happen when the following criteria are met:
B1. AFRP, or Away From RP (not RPing for 25 days, 20 days in the case of people on other RMB maps)
B2. RMB RP Ban (if one clause states "therefore, the RMB Cartography Staff shall remove <nation> from the map")
B3. Cease to Exist (when the nation dies in the 28th day. Exceptions apply.)

Note: The staff updates the map once a week, every Saturday. Because of the week long intervals, it is possible someone may have claimed land you wanted before the next update is released. Please plan accordingly.


Map Version: 226

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the Pucz."

Read factbook

Lorigia, Libertandonien, Moisus, and Velly

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:D:

Fine, there's plenty of lake in the world!Nah, i only did it for the insurance.

>->
<-<

Sure.

Log 12 Day 2- Dumb Lotion this night did well with confusing people - so much so, that some people genuinely thought Dumb lotion was drunk. Will continue this night and probably get kicked by the mods on discord

Lorigia, Moisus, Miruma, and Lapathiya

Aerilia wrote:

And it's...

Heaven Lake, that doesn't sound too bad

It is in North Korea though, so I don't think the internet connection will be that great...

I could always swim to china for that.

Lotion Empire, Aerilia, Lorigia, and Estantia

Lapathiya wrote:Err actually, Alexander personally wants Lapathiya to stay the heck away :P

I’ll still show up though, just to annoy him

Moisus nice work! I’ll respond when I get a sec.

Velly

I am no longer updating the map. Or, I stopped updating it a year ago, but people keep asking for places on the map, hence this disclaimer. So you'll have to go find whoever actually takes map requests these days, I don't know whom.

Here are the maps of Puczovska and other nations.

-
If anyone would like to stake a claim in for some land on the map then TG New Trisone, Edwerlantin, Puczovska, Angshire, Lotion Empire, or British Bayonet

Claims must be:
A1. Reasonable enough to be put onto the map. No beginner nation will be the size of Puczovska, or higher, for their claim. If you want more accurate claims and you have Paint.net, beginner claims have a limit of 30k pixels at the equator. Unless you give up land from your main nation, your secondary nation will have to be at 15k pixels or less.
A2. Picky is good. Feel free to request changes to borders if you aren't happy with them.
A3. This map's planet is the same size as Earth, so I won't be making the map any bigger. If Earth can fit 200 nations, so can mine.
A4. I am not adding new territory to the map. Use the existing land more efficiently and we won't need any more.
A5. Existing nations on the map cannot claim unclaimed land (except in exceptional circumstances).
A6. Not Glacea nor any body of water.
A7. If a returning member to the map then for x being your old nation size in pixels upon removal: New pixel claim limit = 0.5(x - 30k).

Map removal is strictly allowed to only happen when the following criteria are met:
B1. AFRP, or Away From RP (not RPing for 25 days, 20 days in the case of people on other RMB maps)
B2. RMB RP Ban (if one clause states "therefore, the RMB Cartography Staff shall remove <nation> from the map")
B3. Cease to Exist (when the nation dies in the 28th day. Exceptions apply.)

Note: The staff updates the map once a week, every Saturday. Because of the week long intervals, it is possible someone may have claimed land you wanted before the next update is released. Please plan accordingly.


Map Version: 226

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the Pucz."

Read factbook

Thanks

Lorigia, Moisus, and Lapathiya

The mike roctafinserland wrote:I warned you. The Imperial Republic Avuron formally declares war on the nation of Aylwater for animal endangerment, abuse, and disrespecting the national animal of the glorious dominion that is Avuron. Be prepared, 💪 😤

Oh god...

The mike roctafinserland wrote:

for no particular reason, these two people loved each other. I don’t know what their names are, so let’s say Zazumo for the female partner and Aerilia for the other female partner. They loved each other, very much so.

And one day, they were kissing. In a park, and kissing. A kid runs by them and farts. They get up in disgust but immediately resume kissing. Now some people may call this lewd, but I prefer the term ‘scientific.’

A bird flies by and poops on a kid (Aylwater) riding on a red bike. This bike is important later, so remember it. Like seriously, remember it, it’ll be a while until you hear of it again. So the kid gets angry, understandably so, and throws the red bike at the bird. The bird disintegrates, and that’s the last we ever heard of the bike.

Moving on, hippos are chunky. Like huge and chunky. There’s many hippos here. Where’s here? Here is now and when. The When is now here and why we exist in the present. That didn’t make since? Well it’s supposed to, you’re just not advanced enough.

And finally, I eat toes.

I have a spare bike.

Oh yeah,hello RMB! As of right now,Hippos are pounding into my house,and I'm trying to dial Territorio di Nessuno for help.

I dEcLarE WAr On The mike roctafinserland FOr deCLAriNG WAr oN EverY onE.

Aylwater, Lorigia, The Black Cathedral, and Lapathiya

Aylwater wrote:

Oh yeah,hello RMB! As of right now,Hippos are pounding into my house,and I'm trying to dial Territorio di Nessuno for help.

Ignore them, you will be fine.

Hopefully...

Aylwater, Lorigia, and Fizban

THE AZEN MONARCH ABDICATES THE THRONE --- 10:39 PM --- PRINCESS PAULINA TO TAKE THE THRONE

The process was simple. So simple that the whole country either was in shock or was in a state of denial or was not informed of the abdication.

And for Natalia, it was a relief that came so late but felt so good anyway. She only had to make a short speech on the radio and on television before finally going through the ceremony. It lasted only an hour, and after she gave away her powers and her throne to her daughter, she and Paulina retired secretly to a restaurant that one of her friends owned just a few kilometers away from their residence.

As they ate, Paulina was relieved that her mother chose to eat with her after the whole thing in private. Nobody else but Natalia's friend, the security detail, and Paulina's guard, a certain captain named Hernando Cortes, was with them.

Later, they returned to their residence to rest. And as Paulina slept, Natalia focused on getting a ticket back to the Empire of her wife.

Rynese Empire

Territorio di Nessuno, Aylwater, Lorigia, Rynese Empire, and 2 othersThe Black Cathedral, and Lapathiya

Lapathiya

Azenyanistan wrote:THE AZEN MONARCH ABDICATES THE THRONE --- 10:39 PM --- PRINCESS PAULINA TO TAKE THE THRONE

The process was simple. So simple that the whole country either was in shock or was in a state of denial or was not informed of the abdication.

And for Natalia, it was a relief that came so late but felt so good anyway. She only had to make a short speech on the radio and on television before finally going through the ceremony. It lasted only an hour, and after she gave away her powers and her throne to her daughter, she and Paulina retired secretly to a restaurant that one of her friends owned just a few kilometers away from their residence.

As they ate, Paulina was relieved that her mother chose to eat with her after the whole thing in private. Nobody else but Natalia's friend, the security detail, and Paulina's guard, a certain captain named Hernando Cortes, was with them.

Later, they returned to their residence to rest. And as Paulina slept, Natalia focused on getting a ticket back to the Empire of her wife.

[nation]Rynese Empire[nation]

Azen monarch abdicates throne...

*Palpatine voice*

Good, good...

Azenyanistan and Lorigia

Lapathiya wrote:Azen monarch abdicates throne...

*Palpatine voice*

Good, good...

But the monarchy is still there

Lorigia

Western Vapia wrote:But the monarchy is still there

Not for long ;)

Lorigia and Miruma

Sartinaynia wrote:

Walking with Tanya, Rose soon noticed a change in the scenery that surrounded them as they entered another section on the city as the number of people went down significantly, the few remaining much differently dressed, and a the structures that surrounded them began to look to be in a much better condition. "I wonder why.." Rose asked herself, but she didn't care, for no longer were the people staring, shouting or trying to touch her, instead, they took steps to avoid contact with her. Rose couldn't help but smile at the gesture as Tanya pulled her even closer and covered her from the blazing sun, "My dear Lady Taniyaa, thank you" she replied softly, her voice still somewhat shaky from the earlier encounter.

Suddenly, to Rose's surprise, Tanya takes a turn and enters a building pulling Rose with her, and as they come through the doorway, they are greeted by the scent of flowers, many many flowers. Overwhelmed by the amount of beautiful flowers, Rose let's herself be dragged along throughout the place by Tanya as she looks at the myriad of flowers, one after the other prettier than the preceding. "How can there be so many, and so different?" she curiously asked herself, thinking back home to Sartinaynia, where flowers were abundant, but of very limited types. While Rose is distracted, Tanya suddenly stop, almost causing Rose to crash into her, narrowly avoiding the collision. Turning to look at Tanya, Rose is greeted by a large bouquet of beautiful roses, white in color and wonderful in scent, and as Rose is staring in awe at the display, Tanya explains their meaning, but Rose doesn't listen, she's already in love with their beauty, "Roses back home aren't white, but these... are beautiful" she thinks to herself as she accepts the gift from her love with her free hand, pulling them close to her chest, "Thank youu, my dearest Lady Taniyaa" she says quietly yet happily, her own appreciation very clear in her voice, "they are beautiful, I di-" she stops herself as Tanya places her lips on her cheek again, losing her words completely, but she felt much better.

Still holding her new flowers to her chest, Rose and Tanya left the flower shop, and within short, they arrived at a large building, "We have reached this place, Rose, let's come in, the auction will begin" Tanya's words left Rose somewhat confused, "Auction? What is auction?"

"Auction? What is an auction?", asks Rose, as she shows such a confused look, opening her mouth a bit. Tanya looks at Rose, trying to say it as simple as possible. "It is an event where people compete with each other to buy what its sold by bidding, or you can say offering, higher price. The one who offers the highest price wins the objects," said Tanya as slow as possible, She must know. The Hallway to the auditorium is a long, gold, royal one. Big Shiny Chandeliers floating above Rose and Tanya, High-End Businessmen and Businesswomen discussing and chatting while servants are walking quick all over the place, doing their best for servicing the customers. "A Wine Your Highness? This Wine is imported from The Lotion Empire, Kabirsk Region. This has the best-," Without a word, Tanya immediately grabs the glass of Wine, chugging it all down, in one sip. "Thank you servant you may go-" said Tanya's finger indicates him to leave Rose and Tanya's sight. This...might help me overcome what happens... The Empress looks at the curious Rose on what just Tanya's Drink, "It is called an alcoholic beverage, knowing you...I don't want you to drink that, trust me." Tanya holds their hands a tidbit tighter.

After that interaction, Tanya and Rose go to the auditorium. They can see a queue forming for businessmen to enter the event, holding a ticket. But because Tanya is an Empress, therefore, VIP and also extended to Rose, they enter the auditorium immediately, sitting with Rose on a balcony near the stage. "Rose, this is the place where the auction will happen, I asked you for your voice to be in absolute minimum alright? This is a very formal event and so a lot of courtly manners involved, but I trust you will enjoy this," said Tanya to Rose...Tanya really can't contain herself now, and she gives a wet kiss to the cheek, "I always love you alright Rose," She doesn't know why she utters that last sentence...her instinct maybe starts to kick in.

After the auditorium is full, An Opening speech is done by the lead organizer of the event, talking about their gracious Lord Jingo, and thanking sponsorships and everyone involved. The Speech only takes a few minutes before the actual event begins. The auctioneer, which is a white-bearded man comes up to the stage. Finally, one by one, items are coming out from the back, most of them accompanied by videos about said items that can be seen from Titantron. Most items that are sold include Watches, Vehicles, Paintings and Others. Tanya takes note on a more unique item, like Namako Remastered 4k Rendition, Dakimura of The Empress Sagiri, An Ancient Pot from Hong Kong Empire, The First Ever Lotion Products. Tanya considers most of the items sold here are boring though, considering she has a much rarer collectable than whatever it sells here. Unit no.78...no.79... Tanya's face start to sweat a bit, no.84....85... Her hands start to sweat, barely gripping Rose's, 98...99...no.100...

After Unit no.99 finally sold, The Auctioneer screams, "AAAAAANDDDD WELCOME TO THE MAIN SELLING POINT FOR THE NIIIGHT," like an announcer before a boxing match. The Audience claps furiously, even a couple of them also screams. "We know Ladies and Gentlemen can't wait for this one! So We'll give you..." Drum stringing is heard, lights are dimmed before item....no items, finally brought out to the stage. The audience barely see anything, they can see four limbs, brown skins, and hair... " Sentient Beings!" and instantly the lights are back on.

Before Tanya and Rose, a line of humans and demi-humans are seen. Most of them are humans, but nekos and kitsunes are also seen on the stage. All of them are chained, their bodies...unclothed... seen by the whole hungry audience. Their face, some tried to give a menacing look the human, but most of them are either closing their eyes or shaking in fear. "This...Life Beings are still fresh just shipped today by the Great Empress Tanya herself! Bring Her Royal Highness her applauds!" The Audience stands up and looking to the balcony where Tanya and Rose sits and giving them much applause. Tanya barely lifts her hand, receiving their beloved affection, she doesn't want to face her loved ones right beside her.

"These Units are special! They can help Mister and Misses on your own farm, factory, or your household!" The Auctioneer walks toward to one of the chained nekos, "Nekos are special though, here they have...sensitive...neural system located in her ears-" The auctioneer touch her ears with a stick, causing The Neko to scream...out of pleasure or out of fear, her face seemingly red "- and her tails, they are perfect for your mature entertainment industry or for your...personal benefits, Hey! We all don't judge here!" The Audience laughed, Tanya still stands cold in her place. "So...this chick A...who wants to buy...Number 6787 opening in 5000 Regas! 45 6000! 8901 15000 Regas! Come on don't hold back-!"

This goes on for almost an hour, Some of them just walks away still in chains after they are sold, another fell down motionless, a Neko is scratching her way out of the chain when she found out the buyer is a seemingly depraved person. She causes such a ruckus a guard have to electrocute her, making her fainted and helpless. All of them are finally sold...Tanya looks at Rose, holding both of her hand, tears formed..."Rose, I can explain-"

Azenyanistan, Kyoki Chudoku, The akhara islands, Friently, and 7 othersLorigia, Rynese Empire, Warsaw-Halicz, Sartinaynia, Libertandonien, Utopicican, and Kuniand

Lapathiya wrote:Azen monarch abdicates throne...

*Palpatine voice*

Good, good...

Gasp! A communist state!

*prepares war justification*

Lorigia, Estantia, Lapathiya, and Utopicican

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