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Zazumo wrote:I just threaten to steal his hat. He's secretly hiding a receding hairline...

What really?

Wow, you wouldn't have known...

But now I know what to get for his birthday!

Aerilia wrote:What really?

Wow, you wouldn't have known...

But now I know what to get for his birthday!

I was going to get him this neat salt shaker.

https://simplymylove.co.uk/pi/p/200/SCOT09_002.jpg

goodmornin yall.Now my nation is officialy a monarchy!

Tsardom of Leonlandia wrote:goodmornin yall.Now my nation is officialy a monarchy!

Yay

Zazumo wrote:I was going to get him this neat salt shaker.

https://simplymylove.co.uk/pi/p/200/SCOT09_002.jpg

That is a amazing salt shaker, and it even has his hat.

And then the day after it's your Birthday.

YAY a 2 day long party!

Aerilia wrote:That is a amazing salt shaker, and it even has his hat.

And then the day after it's your Birthday.

YAY a 2 day long party!

:O

Territorio di Nessuno I didn't know your birthday was the day before mine. My cake will be bigger than yours.

Asthea wrote:Yay

Krropezka wrote:
1. The title made you check out the factbook

2. The person that made it has put a lot of effort into the factbook

3. The person that made it is awesome

4. It made you cry

5. It's funny

6. It's a unique factbook one of which you have never seen before

7. It tells you to upvote it

8. *Tasers you*

9. It contains handy information like this one

10. It doesn't have many upvotes

Please upvote this so more people see this and admire my factbook like you just did.

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Perfect

Gives Asthea Headpats Randomly

Zazumo wrote::O

[nation]Territorio di Nessuno[/nation] I didn't know your birthday was the day before mine. My cake will be bigger than yours.

Tiramisu will always be better, irrespective of size.

>^,,^<
Alunya

Tsardom of Leonlandia wrote:goodmornin yall.Now my nation is officialy a monarchy!

Hello :D

Zazumo wrote::O

Territorio di Nessuno I didn't know your birthday was the day before mine. My cake will be bigger than yours.

I didn't know either until today.

Or that Compleanni was birthday in Italian. I like the sound of Compleanni

Aerilia wrote:Hello :D
I didn't know either until today.

Or that Compleanni was birthday in Italian. I like the sound of Compleanni

He's so multicultural.

*pelts Territorio di Nessuno with Italian stereotypes*

Aerilia wrote:Hello :D
I didn't know either until today.

Or that Compleanni was birthday in Italian. I like the sound of Compleanni

Italian is great that way. IKEA Arredamento sounds so much better than Ikea Rike, for instance.

>^,,^<
Alunya

*Watering the ceiling intensifies*

Night people please don't be mean and salty when I'm gone (⊃。́‿̀。)⊃

Zazumo wrote:He's so multicultural.

*pelts Territorio di Nessuno with Italian stereotypes*

You need to throw harder, it's not going through the water.

Actually I don't think that's water...

*pushes you in*

Alunya wrote:Italian is great that way. IKEA Arredamento sounds so much better than Ikea Rike, for instance.

>^,,^<
Alunya

Oh yes it does, you're right

Story Assignments

Greater Saint-Paul: Minuda Civil War (Talk to Minuda)
Tanabon: Mike vs the Cold Alliance (Talk to The Mike Roctafinserland)
Estantia: Hellenaica-Vapian War (Talk to Western Vapia or Hellenaica)
Deerfenland: Deerfenese Governmental Change
Dinoium: Lorigia, Roctania, Isobania, and COR closing in on ZSCO
Far easter republic: Sports Update
Lorigia: I.S.S.S New Planetary Discovery (Talk to Deerfenland and Martantaka)
The Mike Roctafinserland: Fall of Russland and 11-C (Talk to Puczovska)

DUE DATE: 21/5/2019

Lorigia wrote:Night people please don't be mean and salty when I'm gone (⊃。́‿̀。)⊃

Goodnight :D

I hope you have scary nightmares!

Osiris-rex

SNN Newsbooth
also the fall of Oskarheim

Aerilia wrote:You need to throw harder, it's not going through the water.

Actually I don't think that's water...

*pushes you in*

:<

It feels like water. It also ruined my phone like water.

G'night RMB
Krropezka Going To Bed
Remember To Anger Maalamfold!

Raccooniah wrote:Because of all the wars within itself.

Wut

Zazumo wrote::<

It feels like water. It also ruined my phone like water.

Oh so it must be water then

My mistake, I'm not sorry

Aerilia wrote:Oh so it must be water then

My mistake, I'm not sorry

*grabs floaties*

I guess the pool is open.

Conservadoria

Latest article published by the Conservadorian Government:

"Democracy in a nutshell"

Official Declaration of the Legality of Nuclear Proliferation
Official Government News Source
May 19, 2019 | 5:27 AM PHT


A dozen Type C-2 Nuclear Weapons at a ConservaInc missile facility. Photographer: Alan Pallet.

Following new legislation in Conservadoria, the production and proliferation of Weapons of Mass Destruction, preferably hydrogen-based, within the nationstate is now permitted and protected by law by the Constitution.

This official document declares that Conservadoria, a powerful conglomerate of 6 major corporations and 5.3 million subsidized bussinesses, amassing 15 million employees domestic and abroad, now has the capacity to produce it's own nuclear arsenal, only to be used for the Conservadorian interest of peacekeeping and national defense.

Only businesses with the permission of the central government have the rights to create their own stockpile of nuclear weapons and it is each organization's responsibility to protect and safe keep their own nuclear recipes and private documents from espionages attempted by rival companies.


Corporations permitted by the central government to legally acquire nukes are the following:

> ConservaInc
> Sky Incorporated
> ConservaOil
> Valour GreenWard
> Sapien Galactica
> The Conservadore Post
> McLoonard Enterprise



Be advised that the Non-Aggresion Principle is still in strict motion and entities supporting or causing actions against infrastructures privately owned by a corporate enterprise or a non-hostile nation should be subject to forced bankruptcy with non-liquedation of assets.

[ - - - - FIN - - - - ]


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Montarc wrote:

Josef Benedek sat in his chair, the same chair all heads of State sat in, well, metaphorically. Since the Presidential Building was demolished during the Coup. Nevertheless, he sat in his metaphorical chair, everything looking about the same as during the last Republic, luckily enough the off-compound storage facility came in handy for storing those architectural documents.

President Benedek sat, drinking the preferred drink of Montarc, it's famous tea. He looked out the window that looked out over the capital, Komsa. He could see it all, the Republican Guard Barracks, the Industrial Sector, the plaza holding the new memorial to the Yugobatanian Crisis, and the Market and Service Sector.

Benedek was soon met with a knock at door, "Come in."

The aide spoke after entering, "Sir, may I congratulate you on your Presidency, and I have several documents for you to opinionate. Also sir, The Department of Foriegn Affiars would like to know if there's anything you wish to do, same is said for the Department of Espionage and Underground?"

"Thank you," he said, taking the papers, "Tell the DFA that I would like to speak to our neighbors in German Holy Roman Empire, and ask the DEUM why our operative hasn't reported in from Yakuvony."

"Yes sir, good day."

The President sits, going through papers. He confirms the status of the Presidency to Congress, allows production of new rifles, and writes a condemnation of Ahurr.

Ahur
[nation]German Ho=y Roman Empire[/nation]

A message arrives to the OSEAN Headquarters, it reads:

Montarc, by a majority vote of 70.3%, will stay in Yugobatania and continue coordinating the efforts there. However, Montarc will not contribute any more troops or naval assets in the area, but will continue supplying our troops.

Glory to the Republic


Hong Kong Empire
New Chilokver
Tommatito
Antiyard
Waupun Island
The Islands of Tonga

[SR RP]
The Tongan Population did a massive vote on military staying or leaving and coming back to the Isles. Here is the vote after a new King got put into power: 20.9% say yes to 80.1% say no> its done guys The Isles of Tonga is out of the yugobitanian war The Tongan had a great time but we are tired.

The Islands of Tonga wrote:*smacks coconut at confed*

*Launches 2k coconuts at Tonga with catapults*

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