The North PacificBoard

(Shows the General, to his seat, and locks the extremely thick door behind him.)

General: "I understand you've called me here, Leader, to discuss, the capturing of now defunct, Wizardia?"
Leader: "Yes. And it's not quite capturing, but exploring, plowing, and doing so, as 'tourists'!"
General: "I beg your pardon, sir?
Leader: "You see...we already had enough wars in the past, and I'm not interested in losing men right now. We don't need pointless wars, like in the ancient days."
General: "Mhm."
Leader: "Have you seen the size of Puczovska???!!! They're like USSR!! You want to die today? I didn't think so. We don't need them as enemies. We need land."
General: "Okay sir. But what do you want to do then? How do you intend the army to proceed?"
Leader: "It's a big mission, and a huge undertaking, but it is important in the evolution of our nation. Our cheese industry is fairly big and growing even larger."
"And to grow that industry even more, we need more land for cattle!" Our country needs to use all of it's space, exclusively for our citizens. But Wizardia, will make amazing farmland."

(Passes the secret letter to the General, that contains all of the instructions to claim the land of Wizardia, as our own.)

General: "Thank you, Leader. Everything will be done with utmost care, and professionalism."
Leader: "I'm counting on you. I want National Rep Marek Pasternak, to know that we come in peace. We have saddled, the donkey, not the horse."
"Remember. No war. Only in the worst case scenario - Defense."
"You're free to go."

(Army Salute together. General turns to leave.)

Leader: Wait a minute General.

(Stops and looks back at Leader.)

Leader: "One more thing. If the men who fail to follow through the instructions properly, because of their stupidity; a war breaks out amongst the nations, of Strangereal, I will make it my absolute duty, goal, and priority to rip off their huevos.
"You're now free to go, General."

(Both Army Salute again. General turns, opens giant door, and leaves.)