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Kronica wrote:Seeth thee at which hour the big ben dongs three times. Eke, prithee bid milkmaid to maketh some buttocks'r f'r tom'rrow at which hour the duchess cometh.

yes, my fin'st naybor i must be of! verily, i must partake of an engagement at a place far yon'd off to a land full of business and the like.
so, i bide thee fair well ti'll later time! at which we, if god and the queen will it to be, will assemble together and feats on thy crumpets and thy tea!

Marasume wrote:yes, my fin'st naybor i must be of! verily, i must partake of an engagement at a place far yon'd off to a land full of business and the like.
so, i bide thee fair well ti'll later time! at which we, if god and the queen will it to be, will assemble together and feats on thy crumpets and thy tea!

holla gentlemen, what art we talking about? i wouldst liketh to joineth thy conv'rsation

Remember, primitive weapons can't assure mutual destruction.
Remember' when a nuclear bomb is in your capital: Don't panic!

Daymonskinner

Airstrip n1 wrote:Remember, primitive weapons can't assure mutual destruction.
Remember' when a nuclear bomb is in your capital: Don't panic!

Why? Is it like mine? In a history museum? We didn't remove the ignition charge, is that good?

Airstrip n1

Does Gorge Owell of Airstrip N1 have any children?
He is long dead.
And Big Brother is a unperson.

Daymonskinner and Holdac

Lotion Empire wrote:Hello

H'ello!

Airstrip n1

Don't worry. It is not in your capital.
It only explodes when Eurasian troops are around.

Daymonskinner

Dictorotopia

Airstrip n1 wrote:Don't worry.
It only explodes when Eurasian troops are around.

So it can be disabled then by a missile or rpg?

*Holdac uses RPG*

It’s super effective!

The nuke is disabled!

Estantia wrote:H'ello!

H'ow are you?

Estantia

Lotion Empire wrote:H'ow are you?

G'ood, you?

Airstrip n1 wrote:Remember, primitive weapons can't assure mutual destruction.
Remember' when a nuclear bomb is in your capital: Don't panic!

nuclear bomb in our capital? your nuclear bombs won't even leave the island!

Estantia

[quote=dictorotopia;36454682]So it can be disabled then by a missile or rpg?

*Holdac uses RPG*

Its super effective!

The nuke is disabled!

Dam' Holdac just blew up his capital!

Dictorotopia

Holdac wrote:nuclear bomb in our capital? your nuclear bombs won't even leave the island!

It’s true, you can shoot down a nuke as it’s going up into the atmosphere, but not after. If it reaches its required height and starts flying to its target destination, it’s over.

Estantia wrote:G'ood, you?

Estantia, do you watch 𝓹𝓮𝓹𝓹𝓪 𝓹𝓲𝓰?

Estantia

Airstrip n1 wrote:[quote=dictorotopia;36454682]So it can be disabled then by a missile or rpg?

*Holdac uses RPG*

Its super effective!

The nuke is disabled!

Dam' Holdac just blew up his capital!

RPG? I think you mean cruise missiles and stealth bombers headed to your capital.

Kronica wrote:Estantia, do you watch 𝓹𝓮𝓹𝓹𝓪 𝓹𝓲𝓰?

The boxes with crosses strike again

Dictorotopia

Holdac wrote:RPG? I think you mean cruise missiles and stealth bombers headed to your capital.

Even a rpg hiting a nuke on the ground ends the nuke and the nuke won’t detonate due to how nukes work

But you see' they have been shot down!

Airstrip n1 wrote:But you see' they have been shot down!

but you see, you can't see my stealth bombers!

Kronica wrote:Estantia, do you watch 𝓹𝓮𝓹𝓹𝓪 𝓹𝓲𝓰?

Do you want a weird text war?

Holdac wrote:RPG? I think you mean cruise missiles and stealth bombers headed to your capital.

And Thus World War Armageddon has begun...

Dictorotopia and Holdac

Daymonskinner wrote:And Thus World War Armageddon has begun...

just a small diplomatic issue

Daymonskinner and Dictorotopia

Dictorotopia

Airstrip n1 wrote:[quote=dictorotopia;36454682]So it can be disabled then by a missile or rpg?

*Holdac uses RPG*

Its super effective!

The nuke is disabled!

Dam' Holdac just blew up his capital!

Nukes don’t work like that I’m afraid. Wouldn’t even detonate. But it would break

The squadron leader was a spy.

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