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Greater banitia wrote:Geez...What's with the regional poll choices? Where is Wolf of Wall Street? Deadpool? etc

Zazumo wrote:

Did you expect the Snek to have good taste in movies?

As I said in TRR
page=rmb/postid=37712685

Greater banitia, Zazumo, and Aerilia

Dar es saalam

Theborngorilla wrote:I am good. How are you doing today?

Not too badly. A quick evacuation of the office due to a heavy odor of Natural Gas in the office park. They say it probably just "blew in".

I want to know where, so I can buy the property oozing Methane, sink a well and get rich!

Alunya

Palutenia wrote:Can snakes even watch movies?

They can but the 3d glasses can be a hassle.

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:As I said in TRR
page=rmb/postid=37712685

Not incorrect.

Zazumo wrote:They can but the 3d glasses can be a hassle.

He should try Gorilla tape, that will hold them on

Alunya and Zazumo

Libertandonien

Zazumo wrote:Danke!

Did you expect the Snek to have good taste in movies?

Me too :D

East supple lund

Private Alexis Ackerman had never seen such a large invasion force assembled in one spot. The Neo-Supple Lundian government was eager to get this war over with, and in their infinite wisdom had decided a decisive knockout blow was the way to proceed. With the Democratic Faction providing security in occupied areas, the Supple Defense Forces were now able to utilize their full might against the enemy.

Nurth supple lund was known for being rather mountainous, something that had severely hindered Supple progress. But now, it provided an advantage as Supple forces dud into the high ground, giving them an excellent view of their target: Shandy Sands, the last stronghold of the Old Government Faction. Once they took this area, the Old Gov’s powerbase would collapse, effectively ending the war in Nurth Supple Lund.

Ackerman walked past a row of YEET-240s, a rarely seen weapon system outside of East supple lund. Named for its whopping amount of 122mm rocket barrels, a single unit held an unheard of 240 barrels, hence the name. Usually situated on the Friently border in case of an attack, high command had decided they’d be better used up north. Thus, they were painstaking moved through the rough and ragged terrain until they were in position. They would provide tremendous fire support in the upcoming battle.

Ackerman continued to walk, strolling past a group of NSL Rangers. Clad in “Ranger Armor” and wielding laser rifles, they were part of the newly formed 501st “Lazor Division”, an experiment unit with high end laser weaponry. Well trained and equipped, they would play an important role during the fighting.

As Ackerman continued to walk, she noticed a pair of troopers wearing the first generation of Supple power armor, a massive armor system. These men towered about their fellow soldiers and carried heavy weapons with ease. Ackerman stared in awe, not paying attention to where she was walking. She nearly went headfirst into another power armor clad soldier, barely moving out of the way in time. He turned to regard her, his metal helmet shimmering in the sunlight, before joining his two companions.

As Ackerman reached the end of the Supple encampment, she walked towards a lone guard tower, climbing its many steps until she reached the top. She reached the top floor, where a radio and pair of binoculars awaited her. She would help direct the artillery onto the base below. And they had plenty of artillery to spare, mortars, howitzers, rocket artillery. How could anyone survive the bombardment to come? As she looked down into the valley, she wondered what the enemy soldiers were doing at this very moment...

Zazumo wrote:Dinoium sorry to break it to you like this. But we know the afro is fake. Plz take it off it's distracting.

Never. Once a hippie, forever a hippie. >:(

Zazumo, Aerilia, and East supple lund

East supple lund

Dinoium wrote:Never. Once a hippie, forever a hippie. >:(

Once a hippo, you mean.

East supple lund wrote:

Private Alexis Ackerman had never seen such a large invasion force assembled in one spot. The Neo-Supple Lundian government was eager to get this war over with, and in their infinite wisdom had decided a decisive knockout blow was the way to proceed. With the Democratic Faction providing security in occupied areas, the Supple Defense Forces were now able to utilize their full might against the enemy.

Nurth supple lund was known for being rather mountainous, something that had severely hindered Supple progress. But now, it provided an advantage as Supple forces dud into the high ground, giving them an excellent view of their target: Shandy Sands, the last stronghold of the Old Government Faction. Once they took this area, the Old Gov’s powerbase would collapse, effectively ending the war in Nurth Supple Lund.

Ackerman walked past a row of YEET-240s, a rarely seen weapon system outside of East supple lund. Named for its whopping amount of 122mm rocket barrels, a single unit held an unheard of 240 barrels, hence the name. Usually situated on the Friently border in case of an attack, high command had decided they’d be better used up north. Thus, they were painstaking moved through the rough and ragged terrain until they were in position. They would provide tremendous fire support in the upcoming battle.

Ackerman continued to walk, strolling past a group of NSL Rangers. Clad in “Ranger Armor” and wielding laser rifles, they were part of the newly formed 501st “Lazor Division”, an experiment unit with high end laser weaponry. Well trained and equipped, they would play an important role during the fighting.

As Ackerman continued to walk, she noticed a pair of troopers wearing the first generation of Supple power armor, a massive armor system. These men towered about their fellow soldiers and carried heavy weapons with ease. Ackerman stared in awe, not paying attention to where she was walking. She nearly went headfirst into another power armor clad soldier, barely moving out of the way in time. He turned to regard her, his metal helmet shimmering in the sunlight, before joining his two companions.

As Ackerman reached the end of the Supple encampment, she walked towards a lone guard tower, climbing its many steps until she reached the top. She reached the top floor, where a radio and pair of binoculars awaited her. She would help direct the artillery onto the base below. And they had plenty of artillery to spare, mortars, howitzers, rocket artillery. How could anyone survive the bombardment to come? As she looked down into the valley, she wondered what the enemy soldiers were doing at this very moment...

Da na now now
Da na now now now
Da na now now
Da na na na na na now

Dar es saalam, Aerilia, and East supple lund

North armatas

Operation Sea Shield 2
With renewed effort by certain Elements, to disrupt Free Shipping the Goverment of the Confederall Republic, has decided to reactivate Operation Sea Shield under the Title Operation Sea Shield 2.
Simmillar to its First Mission, it is once again deployed to Combat Piracy in the Erinevo Sea.
the Confederall Goverment, Invites other Nation to join in, into this endavour.
Operation Himmelsgewitter
Operation Himmelsgewitter is the largest Electronic-Warfare Training Exercisse conducted by the Confederall Army Command, combing Assets from all Branches, Naval, Airforce, Landbased, Airmobile, etc.
The Focus will be on Supression of "Red Forces" Electronics, Radars, Sensors, etc while simultaneously safeguarding "Blue Forces" Installations and Assets plus their own Electronic Capabillities.
SAA Forces are using newlly Aquired E-4 Hrimphantoms, as their Primary EW Plattform, another new additions are new STM-356 Anti-Ship Missiles from the same Missile Fammilly as AMs new ATGM.
These Anti-Ship Missiles are Superior to their Predecessor in manouverabillity, effectivnees of payload and Penetration of Defenses. Preperations were going on behind the Scenes for a considerable Amount of Time now, and the Confederall has finally set out a Timetable and started the Exercisse a Week behind Schedule.
A large Fleet Element has left Harbour and is heading for the Exercisse Area accompanied by multiple Airwings from both Navy and Airforce.

Dar es saalam, Aerilia, Varola, East supple lund, and 2 othersWarsaw-Halicz, and 5 Kingdoms of Britannia

Ahhh it's so good to have comms power to supre... cough talk to the masses.

Zazumo, Dar es saalam, Aerilia, North armatas, and 2 othersEast supple lund, and Wing dings gaster

Wing dings gaster

Sundred wrote:Ahhh it's so good to have comms power to supre... cough talk to the masses.

...

Sundred and Aerilia

Palutenia wrote:He should try Gorilla tape, that will hold them on

Enough Gorilla tape up and down his length, and you’ll have a nice walking stick.

>^,,^<
Alunya

Valentine Z, Aerilia, Varola, and Wing dings gaster

Greater banitia

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:As I said in TRR
page=rmb/postid=37712685

Amen Brother!

Territorio di Nessuno and Wing dings gaster

Alunya wrote:Enough Gorilla tape up and down his length, and you’ll have a nice walking stick.

>^,,^<
Alunya

"Hey honey, do you still have the tape- *GRRR* AAAAAH"

Classic!

Wing dings gaster and Outergalactic banking clan

Greater banitia

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
YOU ENDORSE ME
AND I'LL ENDORSE YOU!

What is this?

It is the season of love, with Valentine's Day right around the corner. As such, we are throwing together this even to encourage all of you to share the love and endorse your heart out!

~ If you are not already a member, join the World Assembly (WA).
~ If (or once) you are a WA member, endorse Delegate McMasterdonia and Vice Delegate Francois Isidore.
~ Then, proceed to Linkendorse all other WA nations in The North Pacific.
~ Finally, post on the regional message board and send telegrams to encourages others to do all of the above.

What if I don't beleve in Valentine's Day?

Afreecan, Americaversion2, Amithria, Anarchismistan, Annlouise, Apax baberd, Apreana, Apsalandian empire, Avoss, Azur coast, Bassicalystraw, Beichen, Berniesanders is dad, Bhsblvdv, Billyboboe, Binatochi, Birkshire, Bloodbatha, Bonesestandia, Brexico, Buroznon, Capirion, Carneydonia, Chaoist free temples, Chinallo, Cloon kay sark, Combucosti, Dakshin india, Darn place, Davenstan, Deezonia, Demo troplenia, Dicastan, Dies, Drag g nation, Dystopian police-military state, East chine, East godorkiantrojec, East standa, Elswhere, En cheng, Endavil, Ethan the great, Eugeneics, Fairbury, Falklands islends, Fangrar, Federal empire of the chinese empire, Fexd, First fenrirnia reich, Fith soviet union, Florida people, Foreign origins, Franzeland, Furryoverlords, Gambitustan, Gingerislande, Gironis, Go buck yourself, Gods beautiful nation, Golden sand, Grapefruite, Greater conioningas, Great nam, Great turks, Grim grove, Guls sand, Gummy bears, Hand corick, Hermpais, Highlandsss, Holycr ap, Holy saints, Iachon, Independent state of tasmania, Indiazhumbo, Isla rhodesia, Isla spirit, Israel again, Jenn, Jericho marsh, Jewros, Jibania, Kaiken, Kakawaka, Kambava, Kidin islands, Land of irony, Land of the dudes, Laughterearion, Lianiana, Llacken teger, Loyal papal servant 33, Lumpybumpkin, Lunesie, Maligaon, Mandolan, Marinxa, Megladon, Memelamd, Menardian, Mensdast, Modedonmunnid, Mondiah, Musicmaker, Mwerethos, Nameca, Natmel, Natonan, Neeldesia, New spodia, Niblandia, Nihhon hikikomori kyokai, Nivisurailro, Numpy, Nurmana, Oh I love butter, Oiubab, Ok boommer, Ok boommers, Osamabin laden, Ottomanturks, Overlord74, Pardasta, Peoples state america union, Peru again, Pope innocent the 3rd, Preomecan empire, Ramdomland, Ratyukivka, Rauhanmaa, Reformed criminals, Reformed domallegus dan, Ret4rds, Reyai, Rheinland-pfalz-westfalen, Rodovna, Saint joho stances, Saint kus viseatanumpance, Saint monte cristo, San paolo, Silphox, Sirictius, Sity isla, Southern mirura strait, South money, S paul, Stass corva, Stass evia, Stass frii, Steezy yeezy cheesy, Stephanie mills, Stoopad, Straight out the projects, Sue-ellen maccarthy, The biblical republic, The commonwealth of yorkshire, The danube-, The grand cape, The greater arab-nazi reich, The microwave nation, The overarching, Thers luka, The slav dominion, The subjects of poulta, The union state of america, The united homies, The united states of constitution, Toots, Toseongyang, Triandia, Tundakia griobac, Uklingana, Ukrgo, Ukusach, Undinki, United arab nazi federation, United democratic peopleis, United iraqi nation, Unitedrepublicnation, Veliky rossiya, Vile orokanime, Vulangate, West chine, Wolgan, Yang20, Yeetusfeetusdeletus, Yet another fail, Ze new incan empire, Zila, Zwazilas wes,

You should still do all of the above! Why? As you may know, The North Pacific is currently ranked #2 in the World for average number of endorsements.

Nobody likes being second, and we are hoping to bring The North Pacific to the #1 spot. This will only be possible through coordinated community effort, and we hope that this event will help facilitate exactly that.

Achieving the first place in the world rankings requires that we both increase the total number of WA nations in the region,and that each WA nation gives out at least an extra 100 endorsements to other WA nations. You can contribute to the community effort by joining the WA if you are not already a member, endorsing as many other WA nations as you can, and encouraging other nations to do the same. With your help, we can make our region the #1 region in the world!

Through cooperation and a little bit of hard work, we hope to reach our regional goals by the end of this event. And as a reward for all this work, nations that actively participate in this event will win a large variety of awards! So get to it - join the WA, and Linkstart exchanging endorsements right away!

How long is this event running?

Endorse Your Heart Out! will run for two weeks, starting on February 11th and concluding on February 25th. Update: The event has been extended and will conclude on February 29th.

What are the regional goals?

For this event, we have two sets of regional goals, which together will help us reach our ultimate goal of making The North Pacific #1 in the world rankings for average number of endorsements.

The first set of regional goals aim to increase the total number of endorsements exchanged within The North Pacific.

[background-block=#265780][hr][center][color=dfecff][size=100][b]Endorsement goals[/b][/size][/color][/center][hr][/background-block]

Goal 1

Reach 270,000 endorsements

Goal 2

Reach 280,000 endorsements

Goal 3

Reach 290,000 endorsements

Goal 4

Reach 300,000 endorsements

Goal 5

Reach 310,000 endorsements

Goal 6

Reach 320,000 endorsements

Goal 7

Reach 330,000 endorsements (this will bring us to #1 in the world rankings)

Goal 8

Reach 340,000 endorsements (this will help us create a buffer in the world rankings)

If every WA nation increases their given endorsement count by 50 nations, we will reach Goal 8 by the end of the event. You will need to endorse enough nations to account for any nations you are already endorsing that might CTE during the event. For this reason, we'd recommend endorsing at least 100 more nations.

The second set of regional goals aims to increase the total number of WA nations in The North Pacific.

[background-block=#265780][hr][center][color=dfecff][size=100][b]WA Membership goals[/b][/size][/color][/center][hr][/background-block]

Goal 1

Reach 1,425 WA nations

Goal 2

Reach 1,450 WA nations

Goal 3

Reach 1,475 WA nations

Goal 4

Reach 1,500 WA nations

Goal 5

Reach 1,525 WA nations

Goal 6

Reach 1,550 WA nations

Goal 7

Reach 1,575 WA nations

Goal 8

Reach 1,600 WA nations

You can help us reach the WA membership goals by encouraging other nations to join the WA, either through telegrams or by advertising this event in the regional message board.

Are we any close to achieving these goals?

We will be periodically provide progress updates through posts on the regional message board, as well as telegrams to all nations in The North Pacific. In the meantime, you can track our progress towards the regional goals using the graphs below that update autocally every day. (You can click the images for interactive versions of these graphs.)

LinkLink

What do I get by helping us achieve our regional goals?

You help make our region safer and stronger! But that's not all: We have two sets of incentives to further motivate everyone to help us meet our regional goals.

First, by actively participating in this event, you can win some of the most valuble NationStates trading cards for free!

~ Throughout the event, we will run a daily lottery awarding a legendary card to a winner selected from among nations endorsing at least 90% of the WA nations in the region.
~ At the end of the event, we will run a single-day lottery awarding to distribute a large number of legendary cards (10 cards per achieved regional goal, for a maximum of 160 cards if all goals are achieved) to winners selected from among all WA nations in TNP that won an individual prize during the event.
~ At the end of the event, we will gift an epic card to each WA in TNP nation that won an individual prize during the event.

Second, we have a large set of individual prizes for your bling collection. You can see the table below for details, and you can use the scoreboards linked at the top of the dispatch to track your progress towards winning these individual prizes.

[background-block=#265780][hr][center][color=dfecff][size=100][b]Individual prizes[/b][/size][/color][/center][hr][/background-block]

Increase endorsed WA nations in TNP by 25

Increase endorsed WA nations in TNP by 50

Increase endorsed WA nations in TNP by 100

Increase endorsed WA nations in TNP by 200

Increase endorsements given to nations in TNP by 400

Endorse 30% of all WA nations in TNP

Endorse 60% of all WA nations in TNP

Endorse 90% of all WA nations in TNP

Endorse Delegate McMasterdonia and Vice Delegate Francois Isidore

RMB Hero: Advertise the event on the RMB

WA Recruiter Champion: Recruit new WA nations!

Are there any additional materials I can use to improve my performance?

The WA Development Program has a lot of information that you can use while participating in this event. In particular:

Who is running this event?

Endorse Your Heart Out! is an event sponsored by the LinkMinistry of Culture of The North Pacific. For any questions, please contact Minister of Culture Prydania or Delegate McMasterdonia.

This dispatch is updated automatically on a daily basis. Please do not edit manually.

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Last Day!

Territorio di Nessuno, Varola, and East supple lund

“Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind" - Albert Einstein

Outergalactic banking clan

Promotion Of Recycling bill means it was not thing if os wow took so long to get to this point i shocked it was not already a thing

Prez harry s truman and Self regional

Stone ira wrote:Emu’s!!! Take cover!

welp i gone now

Stone ira

Makersaulache

Ometa wrote:i took 3456789o0 years to get back here cause i had lunch at galatic mcdonalds

Wow funny haha

How to lower income tax?

Makersaulache

Ometa wrote:they mustve added stuff

Shat up

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Lol, my bad. I meant account.

You missed a double post

Aerilia and Outergalactic banking clan

Makersaulache

Loli county wrote:You missed a double post

Someone wants to be an admin

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Good thanks, you?

Chilling in class

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