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Cuban drink waiter wrote:A Mid Twenties Cuban man, in a waiter uniform comes over to the Tall Man

I Serve drink, What you want?

*Rolls his eyes*
Where the hell do we get these staff from?
No, not me. Him. *points to Anacin*. Him customer. Me staff. Get him a drink.
Good god, what an idiot! He's already driving me to drink.

The chairman of the board, Anacin, and Cuban drink waiter

Howdy, I’ve heard about this place and I’m here to gamble

The chairman of the board and The Sands Casino

The Sands Casino wrote:*Fortunately, stories of Slender Man won't come out for another nearly 50 years, so the croupier is not freaked out by this*
Yeah. Our Cocktail waitress disappeared about 6 months back. I think there was some confusion over her accommodation, and then we never heard from her since. Then our barkeep, Dhelerum took a break a couple of months ago. I suspect he's still in the staff room. Probably reading a book knowing him. Damn interlectuaries. Always got their noses in books. In fact, maybe he has his "nose" in our showgirl Panian. That would explain why we haven't seen her in a while either...

Danm, thats rough buddy.

The Sands Casino wrote:*Rolls his eyes*
Where the hell do we get these staff from?
No, not me. Him. *points to Anacin*. Him customer. Me staff. Get him a drink.
Good god, what an idiot! He's already driving me to drink.

C'mon man, give him a break he's new, I bet. I Haven't Seen his face here before.

The Sands Casino and Cuban drink waiter

Anacin wrote:Danm, thats rough buddy.

C'mon man, give him a break he's new, I bet. I Haven't Seen his face here before.

*Glances back at the waiter*
Just another faceless Cuban. They come over here and selfishly take low paid jobs that that right-minded Americans could, but won't, do, and think that's okay. We should send them all back to Florida, where they came from. At first it was the rich ones coming over, but this guy, hell, he didn't even have any shoes when he arrived. Damn commies trying to escape Castro, that's what the problem is.

God Tere Norld wrote:Howdy, I’ve heard about this place and I’m here to gamble

Welcome to The Sands! I hope you enjoy your vacation. We've a game of Baccarat on the go - you're welcome to join in. And if you shout loudly enough at our Cuban drink waiter, I'm sure he'll bring me a drink.

Anacin and Cuban drink waiter

The Sands Casino wrote:*Glances back at the waiter*
Just another faceless Cuban. They come over here and selfishly take low paid jobs that that right-minded Americans could, but won't, do, and think that's okay. We should send them all back to Florida, where they came from. At first it was the rich ones coming over, but this guy, hell, he didn't even have any shoes when he arrived. Damn commies trying to escape Castro, that's what the problem is

Lights A Cigar,

Well, I Hate Castro as much as you do.

Cuban drink waiter

Anacin wrote:Danm, thats rough buddy.

C'mon man, give him a break he's new, I bet. I Haven't Seen his face here before.

What do you want?

The Sands Casino wrote:*Glances back at the waiter*
Just another faceless Cuban. They come over here and selfishly take low paid jobs that that right-minded Americans could, but won't, do, and think that's okay. We should send them all back to Florida, where they came from. At first it was the rich ones coming over, but this guy, hell, he didn't even have any shoes when he arrived. Damn commies trying to escape Castro, that's what the problem is.

What do you want?Cállyate cerdo estúpido

The Sands Casino and Anacin

Cuban drink waiter wrote:What do you want?Cállyate cerdo estúpido

*Rolls his eyes*
No, not me. Him. *points to God Tere Norld*. Him customer. Me staff. Get him a drink.
And don't go speakin' Cuban. You're in America. We got American customers. You speak to them in Ame-ri-can. Good grief!

God Tere Norld, Anacin, and Cuban drink waiter

Cuban drink waiter

The Sands Casino wrote:*Rolls his eyes*
No, not me. Him. *points to God Tere Norld*. Him customer. Me staff. Get him a drink.
And don't go speakin' Cuban. You're in America. We got American customers. You speak to them in Ame-ri-can. Good grief!

Faces God Tere Norld

Would you want drink?

Cuban drink waiter wrote:Faces God Tere Norld

Would you want drink?

*To Cuban Drink Waiter*

Would you like a drink?

Anacin and Cuban drink waiter

The Sands Casino wrote:*To Cuban Drink Waiter*

Would you like a drink?

Come on, he's learning.

Looks to the waiter,

Ill have a beer, a Blatz in particular.

Cuban drink waiter

Cuban drink waiter

Anacin wrote:Come on, he's learning.

Looks to the waiter,

Ill have a beer, a Blatz in particular.

Gives him a Blatz

Anacin wrote:Come on, he's learning.

Looks to the waiter,

Ill have a beer, a Blatz in particular.

You ain't from Milwaukee, are ya?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5w7I5FJBYvI

Anacin

The Sands Casino wrote:You ain't from Milwaukee, are ya?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5w7I5FJBYvI

Yes, Yes I am.

The chairman of the board

Hey, I heard the Ruskis might be startin' a war soon. You fellas want to get the old gang back together, defend from the bar and the tables?

The chairman of the board wrote:Hey, I heard the Ruskis might be startin' a war soon. You fellas want to get the old gang back together, defend from the bar and the tables?

Damn reds. Is that Brezhnev trying to put missiles back in Cuba? Kennedy showed Khrushchev that that was no good. Ya think LBJ will do the same?
For my part, I think I've some long shifts coming up. I guess my days of fighting those damn reds are over.

The chairman of the board and Cuban drink waiter

Cuban drink waiter

The Sands Casino wrote:Damn reds. Is that Brezhnev trying to put missiles back in Cuba? Kennedy showed Khrushchev that that was no good. Ya think LBJ will do the same?
For my part, I think I've some long shifts coming up. I guess my days of fighting those damn reds are over.

NO INSULTE A MR CASTRO PORQUE ES UN CHICO IMPORTANTE.

Cuban drink waiter wrote:NO INSULTE A MR CASTRO PORQUE ES UN CHICO IMPORTANTE.

No win Sultan mister Castro pork and chicken in port?
You gotta start speaking American. What you sayin'? That an arab called Castro who's gambled away their money wants a meal? Send them to the restaurant.
Where do we get these staff from?

The chairman of the board and Cuban drink waiter

Cuban drink waiter

The Sands Casino wrote:No win Sultan mister Castro pork and chicken in port?
You gotta start speaking American. What you sayin'? That an arab called Castro who's gambled away their money wants a meal? Send them to the restaurant.
Where do we get these staff from?

In A Heavy and thick accent

Castro importent man. No Insult him

The chairman of the board

Cuban drink waiter wrote:In A Heavy and thick accent

Castro importent man. No Insult him

Don't you worry. I won't insult that Arab. As long as he's spendin' money, that's okay with me. It was Sinatra that taught me that. It was Frank that got colored folk let in here at all. This place used to be so white, you'd think it had snowed. Ya know, it was him, an' the Rat Pack, an' them other Reprise artists, boycotted all the hotels and casinos that wouldn't let colored folk through the door. I ain't got nothin' against colored folk. Well. Unless they're colored Red. Damn Reds.
You just send that Castro man to the restaurant, and we're all good.

*He lights another cigarette, then offers the packet to the waiter*

The chairman of the board

The emirate of the emirate

First World Order

gamblin

Whitcomb kingdom

Poggers.

*He takes a last draw of his cigarette, extinguishes it in the ashtray, then heads off to open the roulette table*

The chairman of the board and The emirate of the emirate

Hello...

Theberstan wrote:Hello...

*Watches as you place your chips on 11*
Good luck!

Theberstan

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