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The sands casino clerk

The Clerk comes out of the break room

Bribillichnoveroloriland wrote:I was always confused by baccarat. In the Motherland, we simply don't play it. I have looked at the rules you've posted in your rule book, and it seems there is some missing information. What are the card totals for either hand? As much as I like betting, it appears that there is a dearth of information in your poll description. As such, unless you can explain this, I will not be gambling this week.

The clerk gives him a pleasant smile

“Well, it’s a pretty simple game once you’ve played for a while, so don’t worry.”

The chairman of the board

Playing settlers of catan has prepared me for this game. I am ready.

Khwhp

Of middle earth wrote:Playing settlers of catan has prepared me for this game. I am ready.

*Watches as the shooter throws the craps dice*
Not heard of that game. I take it you've been getting some lucky dice throws in it though?

Of middle earth, The chairman of the board, and Khwhp

I bless the sands down in africa.

Nevertopia wrote:I bless the sands down in africa.

*Peeps out the door, just to be sure*

Yup. Still in Vegas.

Of middle earth and Dhelerum

The Sands Casino wrote:*Watches as the shooter throws the craps dice*
Not heard of that game. I take it you've been getting some lucky dice throws in it though?

Luck is a fickle mistress, for now she smiles on me. *tries to lean smugly against the wall, but fails.

The Sands Casino wrote:*Peeps out the door, just to be sure*

Yup. Still in Vegas.

yeah, you can smell the desperation

Post by Las hispania suppressed by a moderator.

Whitcomb kingdom

Good afternoon!

The chairman of the board

The chairman of the board

Whitcomb kingdom wrote:Good afternoon!

Welcome to the Sands!

Whitcomb kingdom wrote:Good afternoon!

It's Mr Whitcomb again! Long time no see. Martini?

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Post by Hardbassschool suppressed by The chairman of the board.

Joe Biden won the 2020 U.S. Presidential election with 38.7% of the vote. The vote was heavily split between three major candidates; Donald Trump (22.6%), Joe Biden (38.7%), and Howie Hawkins (32.3%). Jo Jorgensen's campaign did not appeal to voters; she recieved only 3.2 percent, the same percentage as undecided.

While only a small percentage of the vote were Libertarian, all of the people who voted libertarian played a factor in deciding the election. Minosa, a Libertarian voter who changed his vote to Green, acknowledged early on that Jorgensen's campaign was pooched, and switched his vote to Green. Furthermore, apparently Iraq under Saddam Hussein is voting Libertarian.

In terms of the total vote instead of percentages, Joe Biden received 12 votes; Howie Hawkins received 10 votes; Donald Trump received 7 votes; Jo Jorgensen received 1 vote; and there was 1 undecided voter.

This was a historic loss for the incumbent president, with President Trump placing third in the popular and electoral college vote. The U.S. House gave the victory in Joe Biden, since he won with only 220 electoral votes. Howie Hawkins became the first third party candidate to gain any electoral votes in over 50 years, winning 185. Donald Trump won 133. Jo Jorgensen won 0. Much of Howie Hawkins' electoral vote share came from the west coast, where he won Oregon, Washington, Hawaii, and California. Further, he also won New York and Florida. All this means that Donald Trump finished 1st in terms of states won, while Joe Biden finished 2nd and Howie Hawkins finished 3rd.

This totally-not-biased-due-to-the-left-wing-tilt-of-NS poll is brought to you by the Government of Katanar!

A man walks in and goes over to teh slots he keeps checking hois wacth after every spin

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Post by Evilligia suppressed by The chairman of the board.

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 ┃ ┃  ╰━▅╮ by pasting
 ╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ him in 10 other
  ╰╮ ┳━━╯ regions or he
 ▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ will never be a meme
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Dominon of newfouland and labrador

Victorian era rp 2

How do i gamble

The chairman of the board

Whitcomb kingdom

The Sands Casino wrote:It's Mr Whitcomb again! Long time no see. Martini?

Sounds good, I appreciate it.

The chairman of the board

Dominon of newfouland and labrador wrote:How do i gamble

Here, let me show you the slot machines. They're easy to get a hang of, and great fun.
What you do, is you put your dime in here, then pull this handle to start. You pull the lever again to stop a wheel. The idea is to get three symbols of the same colour showing, or three of different colours.

The chairman of the board

Hey Dhelerum, can you mix Whitcomb kingdom a martini? You've got that magic that I just don't.

The chairman of the board

Whitcomb kingdom

The Sands Casino wrote:Hey Dhelerum, can you mix Whitcomb kingdom a martini? You've got that magic that I just don't.

I'd be pleasured with a drink from anybody!!

The chairman of the board and The Sands Casino

Whitcomb kingdom wrote:I'd be pleasured with a drink from anybody!!

So what have you been up to in your time away? You been traveling?

The chairman of the board

Post self-deleted by The Sands Casino.

The Slender, Tall Man Walks back into the main hall,

A bit quieter than usual, eh? I Bet, uhhh, 50 on the blackjack table.

The chairman of the board

Dominon of newfouland and labrador

Victorian era rp 2

SLENDERMAN AHHHHHH
What is next Siren Head
Plays 100 blackjacks

Anacin wrote:The Slender, Tall Man Walks back into the main hall,

*Fortunately, stories of Slender Man won't come out for another nearly 50 years, so the croupier is not freaked out by this*

Anacin wrote:A bit quieter than usual, eh? I Bet, uhhh, 50 on the blackjack table.

Yeah. Our Cocktail waitress disappeared about 6 months back. I think there was some confusion over her accommodation, and then we never heard from her since. Then our barkeep, Dhelerum took a break a couple of months ago. I suspect he's still in the staff room. Probably reading a book knowing him. Damn interlectuaries. Always got their noses in books. In fact, maybe he has his "nose" in our showgirl Panian. That would explain why we haven't seen her in a while either...

The chairman of the board, Anacin, and Cuban drink waiter

Cuban drink waiter

The Sands Casino wrote:Yeah. Our Cocktail waitress disappeared about 6 months back.

A Mid Twenties Cuban man, in a waiter uniform comes over to the Tall Man

I Serve drink, What you want?

The chairman of the board

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