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The Filippinas wrote:That's interesting, I had always thought you were a Christian... what is your religion?

One that thinks that Christmas isn't a Christian holiday, since it is an adaptation of Saturnalia, a Roman festival during the winter solstice, that was reskinned to fit into a "Christian" framework.

Xandev, The Filippinas, Omiri, Proctethia, and 2 othersSteampunk engineers, and Bilvok

The Solar System Scope wrote:Hi, Si ^-^

Hi sweetheart!
*holds mistletoe over your head and smooches*
:3

Proctethia wrote:Whatever you want!

Oh okay!
*pulls out a pair of diamond earrings*
Yay! These will be perfect for when I actually build up the courage to go get my ears pierced :p

Si-topia wrote:Hi sweetheart!
*holds mistletoe over your head and smooches*
:3

Mrrmph~ *smooch*

Amerion, Si-topia, Xandev, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers

Merry Xmas TSP!

Love,
Don Marrabuk
Horsefather

Xandev, Fihami, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

is it possible here to attack someone’s nation?

Xandev and Steampunk engineers

Nouvelle australie

Attacking countries in NationStates doesn't exist sadly.

Steampunk engineers

Doddering old duffers

Amerion wrote:Is it safe to call gingerbread *man* a man when there is no distinguished sugary treat where their special part should be?

Absolutely not. Obviously it's a gingerbread androgyne.

Amerion wrote:*violently shakes Steampunk awake to say that I accidentally killed Santa with expired milk*

Well it's about time. Finally, Mrs. Claus can live her life with Erik. Santa hasn't had time for her in hundreds of years, more obsessed about what Sally and Johnny are doing alone in their rooms than spending time with her. So is it her fault that one day a handsome, charming elf on the production line caught her eye? Surely you can't blame her for smiling back at him every time she went past, and there's no fault in her deciding to spend more time on the factory floor. She was only being a good wife, helping supervise the elves for her husband, even as he never came to bed night after night. And if it got a bit dull on the floor all day, it was natural that she would talk to the workers, and if she happened to enjoy the company of one over the others, well that's just how it works sometimes. With all of the added responsibilities, wouldn't she need an assistant now? Of course, that assistant would need private meetings with her to go over urgent and pressing business, and of course those meetings could get intense (because she cares so much, you see), so it's no wonder she and Erik were always breathless when they got back after their meetings. Santa, growing more jealous, began to spend more time with her, feeling her growing distant. Then came the great news!

But nine months later, she gave a great shout, and from her womb Santa baby popped out. Only it was rather small, and had pointy ears: the elves watching close ceased in their cheers. Enraged and upset, Santa shouted and huffed, but it was Christmas Eve and animals still had to be stuffed. So he said he'd be back with divorce lawyers in tow, and headed with his sleigh into the cold winter's snow. Mrs. Claus cried, but Erik did not come, he was headed away to the place he came from. Alone and afraid, she knew it was all over, but come Christmas morning, Santa hadn't made it past Dover. What's this? She thought, looking at the news. A video of Santa's corpse had thousands of views! He'd fallen over and crumpled his suit made of silk, for someone had given Santa expired milk! And so in the North Pole, where the ice now thaws, the new Santa's name is Miss Christa Claus.

Amerion, Aumeltopia, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Nouvelle australie wrote:Attacking countries in NationStates doesn't exist sadly.

then why I'm preparing for war?

Steampunk engineers

Nouvelle australie

Statwo wrote:then why I'm preparing for war?

The events that you decide to do in issues don't actually let you do anything, they only change your statistics.

Edit: All NationStates is, is just picking what you like most and then seeing the results through stats and graphs.

Steampunk engineers

Doddering old duffers wrote:Absolutely not. Obviously it's a gingerbread androgyne.

Well it's about time. Finally, Mrs. Claus can live her life with Erik. Santa hasn't had time for her in hundreds of years, more obsessed about what Sally and Johnny are doing alone in their rooms than spending time with her. So is it her fault that one day a handsome, charming elf on the production line caught her eye? Surely you can't blame her for smiling back at him every time she went past, and there's no fault in her deciding to spend more time on the factory floor. She was only being a good wife, helping supervise the elves for her husband, even as he never came to bed night after night. And if it got a bit dull on the floor all day, it was natural that she would talk to the workers, and if she happened to enjoy the company of one over the others, well that's just how it works sometimes. With all of the added responsibilities, wouldn't she need an assistant now? Of course, that assistant would need private meetings with her to go over urgent and pressing business, and of course those meetings could get intense (because she cares so much, you see), so it's no wonder she and Erik were always breathless when they got back after their meetings. Santa, growing more jealous, began to spend more time with her, feeling her growing distant. Then came the great news!

But nine months later, she gave a great shout, and from her womb Santa baby popped out. Only it was rather small, and had pointy ears: the elves watching close ceased in their cheers. Enraged and upset, Santa shouted and huffed, but it was Christmas Eve and animals still had to be stuffed. So he said he'd be back with divorce lawyers in tow, and headed with his sleigh into the cold winter's snow. Mrs. Claus cried, but Erik did not come, he was headed away to the place he came from. Alone and afraid, she knew it was all over, but come Christmas morning, Santa hadn't made it past Dover. What's this? She thought, looking at the news. A video of Santa's corpse had thousands of views! He'd fallen over and crumpled his suit made of silk, for someone had given Santa expired milk! And so in the North Pole, where the ice now thaws, the new Santa's name is Miss Christa Claus.

O.M.G.

This. Is. Gold.

Aumeltopia, Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Amerion wrote:O.M.G.

This. Is. Gold.

Eh, 7/10 I’d say.

Amerion, Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

How do you peeps feel about the WA issue?

Amerion, Aumeltopia, Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers

Merry Christmas, TSP!

Amerion, Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Proctethia wrote:Merry Christmas, Si!
*hands you your presents*

Good job, :)

Amerion, Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Doddering old duffers

Amerion wrote:O.M.G.

This. Is. Gold.

Thanks! Next stop: certified double platinum.

Drystar wrote:Eh, 7/10 I’d say.

I would have it ranked about a 6/10. I didn't think to start rhyming until halfway through, and there was a bit of a time crunch since presents opening was starting soon. The rhyme choices were lazy in places and the story line could use tightening, but I did give back points for a smidgen of creativity and a dash of naughty humor. You don't just have to use nutmeg and cinnamon to spice up the holidays.

Drystar, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Esoteric cowboyist-primitivism

Happy Holidays everyone! Got my first Easter Egg Issue today :D

Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

I'm very excited! I got Doctor Who: Survival* for Christmas! Me and my family will be watching it in 34 minutes!

*I also got other things including the Doctor Who DVDs: An Unearthly Child, The Daleks, The Edge of Destruction and all of Series 1 (2005).

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:Good job, :)

Thanks!

Doddering old duffers and Steampunk engineers

Hi, Steampunk engineers! Hope you're having a splendid Christmas!

Doddering old duffers and Steampunk engineers

Steampunk engineers

Guten morgen TSP! Is everyone having a fine day?
:D

Saciu wrote:Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!!
*throws stollen at you*

Sancturia wrote:MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! :D

Merry Christmas!!!!!
*firmly attaches mug of hot chocolate to your hand*

Proctethia wrote:1) Sometimes...
2) Done?
3) Yes, everything!
4) 08:29

1) I guess...
3) oh, well thanks
4) slowly takes away your clock

Mapico wrote:Merry Christmas!:)

Merry Christmas to you!
*hoses lebkuchen upon you*

Aenglaland wrote:Merry Christmas TSP!

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!
*rains gingerbread cookies over you*

Chunrraka wrote:the Republic Federal of Chunrraka
wish you merry christmas.

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!
*hits you with Christmas pudding*

Lily pad nation wrote:Mele Kalikimaka Is the thing to say!
During such a lovely winter’s day!
Merry Christmas everyone!

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*launches gingerbread men/women at you*

Si-topia wrote:Good morning TSP and Merry Christmas!! Hope you all got what you asked and wished for this year ⭐

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*fires gingerbread house out of a cannon towards you*

Aidenfieeld wrote:Good morning, and merry Christmas, everyone! ^-^

Morning und MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!
*shoots some stollen at you with slingshot*

Marrabuk wrote:Merry Xmas TSP!

Love,
Don Marrabuk
Horsefather

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!
*beats you on the head with candy cane*

New Jaedonstan wrote:Merry Christmas, TSP!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shoves Christmas donuts onto your face*

Esoteric cowboyist-primitivism wrote:Happy Holidays everyone! Got my first Easter Egg Issue today :D

Happy holidays
*hands you some stollen*

Proctethia wrote:I'm very excited! I got Doctor Who: Survival* for Christmas! Me and my family will be watching it in 34 minutes!

*I also got other things including the Doctor Who DVDs: An Unearthly Child, The Daleks, The Edge of Destruction and all of Series 1 (2005).

That’s cool

Proctethia wrote:Hi, Steampunk engineers! Hope you're having a splendid Christmas!

Hallo! I am indeed having a splendid Christmas (Sorry it took a while to respond, was responding to all these other posts)
:P

Aenglaland, Amerion, Si-topia, Midand, and 6 othersMarrabuk, Lily pad nation, Doddering old duffers, Mapico, Proctethia, and Esoteric cowboyist-primitivism

Steampunk engineers wrote:Guten morgen TSP! Is everyone having a fine day?
:D
Merry Christmas!!
*throws stollen at you*
Merry Christmas!!!!!
*firmly attaches mug of hot chocolate to your hand*
1) I guess...
3) oh, well thanks
4) slowly takes away your clock
Merry Christmas to you!
*hoses lebkuchen upon you*
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!
*rains gingerbread cookies over you*
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!
*hits you with Christmas pudding*
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*launches gingerbread men/women at you*
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*fires gingerbread house out of a cannon towards you*
Morning und MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!
*shoots some stollen at you with slingshot*
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!
*beats you on the head with candy cane*
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shoves Christmas donuts onto your face*
Happy holidays
*hands you some stollen*
That’s coolHallo! I am indeed having a splendid Christmas (Sorry it took a while to respond, was responding to all these other posts)
:P

4) I am the clock! 18:31...
5) It's okay!

Midand, Doddering old duffers, and Steampunk engineers

Wafflewaffuru

Merry Christmas everyone 😊

Aumeltopia, Midand, Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers

Steampunk engineers

Proctethia wrote:4) I am the clock! 18:31...
5) It's okay!

4) Hmmmmmmmm
5) Oh, I just realized I forgot something
important!
*shoves Vasilopita at your face*

Midand, Beepee, Doddering old duffers, and Proctethia

Steampunk engineers

Wafflewaffuru wrote:Merry Christmas everyone 😊

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*forces a Christmas lollipop into your mouth*

Midand, Beepee, Lily pad nation, Doddering old duffers, and 1 otherProctethia

Doddering old duffers wrote:Thanks! Next stop: certified double platinum.

I would have it ranked about a 6/10. I didn't think to start rhyming until halfway through, and there was a bit of a time crunch since presents opening was starting soon. The rhyme choices were lazy in places and the story line could use tightening, but I did give back points for a smidgen of creativity and a dash of naughty humor. You don't just have to use nutmeg and cinnamon to spice up the holidays.

I was going to say I noticed a change part way through when you started to get rolling. I’d give the second half a much higher score

Aumeltopia, Beepee, Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers

Doddering old duffers

Drystar wrote:I was going to say I noticed a change part way through when you started to get rolling. I’d give the second half a much higher score

Sometimes you just have to get in the groove and work backwards.

Drystar, Beepee, Lily pad nation, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers

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