No you must swap it now!
You may know me as the Local Councillor on the Regional Message Board who tries futilely to contain our region’s crazy torture queen and her penguin accomplice. You may know me as the graphic designer and typography obsessive in the Ministry of Regional Affairs. You may know me from serving with me in the SPSF, our regional military, or from my repeated endorsements of your nation as part of the SWAN program. You may know me from #legislators-lounge on discord or from Assembly threads on the forum.
And this is precisely why, today, I am running to be our next World Assembly delegate. Because I believe I am the candidate with the most wide-ranging and thorough involvement in our region. TSP’s subcommunities and subactivities are many and varied—which is a major part of what makes us such an amazing, robust region—and I have made an effort to dedicate myself to each one of them. I am equally happy to talk to you through telegrams as in a discord channel, and equally happy to read what you have to say on the Regional Message Board as on the forums. For the delegate, who is responsible for spiritually uniting these subactivities into one greater South Pacific, I believe this dedication to the entire region is fundamentally one of the most important qualities one can have.
The First Biscuit: Endorsement Enthusiasm
- Short Version:
I am consistently the most active and complete endorser in the region, I have the most endorsements in the region outside of the Council on Regional Security, and I endorse new nations super-quickly!
I will continue to promote SWAN, our amazing World Assembly Initiative, and I want to hold a monthly Endorsement Day to specially promote it using the WFE, flag, regional telegrams, competitions, etc. ^_^
- Longer Version:
I believe my endo-tarting credentials speak for themselves: I have consistently topped the list for most active and complete endorser in the region, with 100% of nations in TSP endorsed almost every day in the past month. Recently I’ve become the nation with the most endorsements in TSP outside of the Council on Regional Security and delegate. And I tart quickly:
Erinor (Seraph) has set an amazingly high bar during his delegacy, endorsing nearly every new nation within hours of their joining the WA, and I will not lower this bar one bit.
I’ve been involved with the Southern World Assembly Initiative (SWAN) from near its inception, having the privilege of working with USoVietnam (and constantly being wowed by his great work and technical skills). Although I initially got involved just to make graphics for the initiative’s awards, it’s become one of my favorite things to work on and participate in in the region. As delegate, I will continue to promote SWAN, and will use the office and powers of the delegate to the utmost to advance the program through the welcome telegram, any of my telegram replies and mass communications (even those unrelated to SWAN otherwise!), the WFE and flag, and the RMB. I’d like to work with SWAN planners and the LC to hold a monthly Endorsement Day, where we’d send out a mass telegram about SWAN, change up the regional graphics to promote the initiative, and possibly hold a competition for who can get to the highest number of endorsed nations by the next game update.
Erinor (Seraph) has talked about looking to, as a long-term goal, expand SWAN into a full WA ministry somewhat like TNP’s. I’d like to continue that goal, and if not having it end up as a full ministry at least keep working constantly to expand SWAN. We’ve already come so far since just a few delegacies ago, when a WA initiative was just a figment of our imaginations. 1000 is not an impossible future.
The Second Biscuit: Safe, Secure, and Knowledgeable
- Short Version:
I will step back from policy-making and act in a "founderly" manner as delegate.
I have extensive experience! My military experience prepares me to take on the region's top security role-- I served as TSP’s Minister of Military Affairs for two terms, as well as Minister of Foreign Affairs, and I was in the leadership of the resistance to the 2017 coup d'etat of Lazarus.
- Longer Version:
In the realm of more boots-on-the-ground matters, I have extensive Raiding/Defending military experience, and served as TSP’s Minister of Military Affairs for two terms. This military background has taught me many of the concepts and techniques that are also relevant for regional security matters (including influence, updates, endorsement details, and so on). I also served a term as Minister of Foreign Affairs, which contributed to my knowledge of the gameplay world. Outside of TSP, I was head of state of Lazarus—another Game-Created Region—and was involved in the resistance to the 2017 coup of its government and its rebuilding in 2018, both of which gave me much greater knowledge of how these kinds of crises occur and how to deal with them.
In the end, though, I trust most of all the members of the Council on Regional Security, and I will look to work with them in my capacity as delegate. They are all far more skilled and knowledgeable than I on security matters, and I could not have more faith in them.
The Third Biscuit: The RMB and Local Council
- Short Version:
I believe that the delegate is not only a figurehead, but also the specific leader of TSP's gameside!
More experience! I have now been a Local Councillor for two terms, and I will use that knowledge of the LC to work more closely with the incoming Councillors, especially in managing continuity between incoming and outgoing Local Councils during and after transition periods.
I enjoy reading and posting on the Regional Message Board, and I'm extremely familiar with the RMB. As delegate I will continue to be an active reader and participant. :)
I will continue to push for reasonable moderation of the RMB as delegate.
- Longer Version:
I’ve now been a Local Councillor for two (non-consecutive) terms, and I will use that knowledge of the LC and relationship with the institution to work more closely with the incoming Councillors. Just coming off of a LC term, I feel quite connected to and aware of the LC’s processes, and I would like to continue to help the Council out with advice, continuity management, and any other assistance they request of me. This term, I set up a “LC Records” spreadsheet with code to automate the recording of RMB messages and a place to report which Councillor was “covering” those messages. I found this very useful—at least for myself!—in recording how much of the RMB I was actually reading and adding a bit of “competition” flair to see who could cover the most. With the assent of the LC, I would like to continue to use that spreadsheet or make a copy of it for myself to keep myself organized and on-track and record any moderation actions taken.
I am quite happy to say that the moderation efforts in the past LC term have been pretty successful at redirecting the RMB towards a more diverse selection of content and minimizing inappropriate roleplay (though of course we’re still working out RP snags here and there :P). We’re not perfect, but the situation (‘floofgate’?) has stabilized a great deal. I will continue to push for reasonable moderation of the RMB as delegate.
The Fourth Biscuit: The World Assembly
- Short Version:
I'll vote in the General Assembly according to the majority vote of the region, and follow the recommendation of the Cabinet on Security Council proposals. ^_^
More explanations! I'd like make a dispatch of different expert opinions and write a RMB and discord post explaning the situation and asking for your opinions on each WA proposal that comes up to vote.
- Longer Version:
The WA is one of the easiest and first things new citizens see on gameside after they get through Issues. We can build on that ease of access and further raise the likelihood of people getting involved by developing some more WA-focused infrastructure onsite. To that end, when there is a controversial WA vote (especially in the GA), I’d like to pull together a dispatch of different “voices” from both TSP’s WA-knowledgeable leadership and the SC or GA community offering a couple sentences of explanation each for their position on the proposal. As delegate, I will also endeavour to write a RMB and discord post for each WA vote, bringing up the topic and asking for opinions.
The Fifth Biscuit: Approachable, Fun, and Caring
- Short Version:
I will bring back Coup Tuesdays (and other silly gameside events)!
I am highly approachable, and my telegram (or discord) inbox is always open to your questions, discussions, and concerns! ^_^
I will continue the never-ending mission of integrating the gameside of our region with the off-site media, starting a program of telegramming nations directly and personally instead of via mass telegrams!
- Longer Version:
In general, I am not planning to change much about the delegacy. Change is the job of the Assembly and Cabinet; stability is the job of the delegate.
I’ve come to care deeply about TSP over the past 2+ years I’ve been here. Even when I felt I had to take a break from the Assembly for a few months, there was no question in my mind that I was sticking around (and, indeed, I soon ended up as a LC). You all are some of my favorite people on NationStates and anywhere on the internet. <3 As someone who’s been welcomed wholeheartedly into this community and found a home for myself, I aim to create that same welcoming, caring, nurturing, and encouraging environment for others, and will continue to do so as delegate.
~ Aumeltopia (Somyrion)
Local Councillor (April - present)
Member of the Ministry of Regional Affairs
Minister of Military Affairs ×2
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Southern Progress Party member
Forum and Discord Administrator of Forest
Citizen of Lazarus
Founder of Meihua
Governor of NSToday (NationStates Today News Organization)
Skollvaldr family member (not IC-related)
Council of Natives member, Celestial Being, Sovereign (in exile), Convenor, and Grand Commandant of the LCA of Lazarus
Foreign Minister, Forest Keeper, Culture Minister, and Cartography Officer of Lazarus
Founder and Commander of Solidarity
Fearless Raccoon of the Biscuit Warzones :P
Speaker, Forum Administrator, and Chief Justice of the Free Nations Region
Home Minister of Sweden
Current Active Nations:
I assume you're talking about the whole NPO/Feux/Adytus fiasco. I would act much as Seraph did. To be honest, most of that situation was not for the delegate to handle -- it was a policy response for the Cabinet and MoFA to handle (as they did). The delegate just needs to be knowledgeable about the situation and keep people calm and informed.
The matter is complicated by the fact that I was Minister of Foreign Affairs at the time, but if I were in the place I am today, I'd probably post a message to the effect of "I'm greatly concerned by the situation and hope to hear the Cabinet's response as soon as possible".
Endotart just as much as I have been already, combined with the tools of mass telegrams and the monthly Endorsement Day that I mentioned in my campaign! I don't think you'll find anyone more dedicated to bringing our endorsements way up :P (Though, of course, I can't promise that our WA numbers will cooperate.) The higher the delegate and CRS's endorsements are, the higher we can raise the cap. And believe me, I know how nice it is to have the cap raised <.< >.>
Chocolate. The more chocolatey the better. Chocolate pudding ice cream is ideal.
Well, if we're going for the best ice cream imaginable... triple chocolate, peanut butter (or almond butter is even better), and chocolate pudding ice cream with brownie/fudge swirls and peanut butter cups can't be beat.
I doubt this actually exists, so I usually make do by combining chocolate fudge brownie and peanut butter ice creams.
Fly the biscuit flag!
Or just add a biscuit to your flag!
Or, I can personally make you a biscuit flag to your specifications ^_^
Hype on the RMB! Post the campaign dispatch, make Aumeltopia puns, have fun!
Change your pretitle to "🍪 Aumeltopia for Delegate" or anything including a 🍪 :P
Upvote this dispatch!
Congrats Aumeltopia, Delegate-Elect of the South Pacific!
That was one hell of a battle but despite hiccups and madness and shenanigans on both sides, you pulled through and deservedly won. I know you'll be a fantastic Delegate and I'm anxious to see how far you take the office in the next 6 months.
Just don't coup, please, after this election I really don't have the energy to fight over a GCR. :P
*Slides over from the right while Marco slides over from the left*
*We give you a pat on the back and a wide grin*
Congrats! It has now ended!
*Marco stuffs the graham crackers into his mouth*
"Roavin Rages: "UNFAIR ELECTION! I DEMAND RECOUNT!"
"Roavin Calls Shenanigans; "I've Been Cheated!"
"Boss Baby: Roavin No Longer #1"
"Trash Panda Gloats; TSP Loses All Class"
"What Happened: How Rigged Election Won TSP's Worst Trash Panda Top Spot"
"Awfultopia Pays Off Citizens; Bribery In Recent Election?"
Oh no no no no...that song will be stuck in my head forever now. Nooooo...
...I really do need to learn to stop defying you...
Thanks everyone! ^_^ Time to make those campaign promises into action! :P
Well, as I said on discord, it's been quite an honour to run against you. You were almost certainly the best opponent I've ever had. Even with all the weird things and uproars and so on, you remained completely positive, fair, and reasonable. I see why you're such a great government official and politician even better now 😅
That was an incredibly tense and close race. Thank you to everyone who voted in the election! The fact that we can have elections like this and come out all friends (mostly :p) is what makes me proud to be a South Pacifican ^_^ Democracy at its finest.
Does this mean I can Endorse Aumeltopia again? I removed mine earlier when he went over the 400 cap.
Seconds ago: Aumeltopia was endorsed by The 🍪 Aumeltopia for Delegate of Volaworand.
Time to get to work folks!
Seconds ago: Volaworand changed its national nation type to "Endorse Aumeltopia".
my favourite bonus track. it feels much like a demo...v unpolished but charming in its own way