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We're on the same side? WHAT???
IS THAT SERIOUSLY STILL GOING ON?
I'm at least trying to do something!
You're doing nothing but hurt our cause!
I'm being reasonable. You're not going to convince her of anything by yelling at her.
Well talking's not done anything either!
So then maybe it's not happening!
I can't believe we're on the same side.
That's because DEAR LEADER knows about this thing called INTELLIGENCE. She doesn't just blindly follow whatever moron yells at her.
It's not.
We don't have to be so hateful to each other all the time.
Ok, fine. I'll be nice to you IF you don't try to take DEAR LEADER from us.
ARE YOU IDIOTS STILL SERIOUSLY FIGHTING OVER GREATER EIREANN??? GET LIVES LOSERS!! YOU'RE FIGHTING OVER SOMEONE YOU DON'T AND MOST LIKELY WON'T EVEN KNOW!! NOT EVEN TO MENTION THAT GREATER EIREANN IS A IMPERIALIST AND YOU'RE BOTH REALLY MINOR POWERS!! How do you know that this isn't formulated by Greater Eireann to get more land for the Empire? "If I make them infatuated with me, then they'll just give me their land"! Stupid. Both of you. Does the wind whistle as it goes through your ears?
AND YOU!! SHUT UP WITH YOUR RELIGION GARBAGE!! NO ONE'S CONVERTING TO ISLAM HERE SO TAKE YOUR STUPID BABBLING SOMEWHERE ELSE!! You just can't shut up. And you think you're entitled to shove it in everyone's faces every time your dumb little flag appears on the screen.
You're all just such idiots. Maybe I'll just start my own Communist faction so I don't have to deal with EITHER of you!!
Have a look at this:
https://i.imgur.com/CWvuqaa.png
Yes, it is all part of my plan for Total World Hegemony.
JEW Volunteers and Palestineismuslim2
Beautiful, DEAR LEADER, beautiful.
> plot to get more land
> is already part of the GLORIOUS EIREANNIAN EMPIRE
We're not fighting. The JEWs called a truce because he had other things to do.
So true! He's got no authority over you at all! Don't let him make you think he does.
How do I get cure missiles?
There are three kinds of superweapons you can get (Cure Missiles, Zombie Hordes, Zombie Elimination Teams,) but in The North Pacific we are mainly concerned with Cure Missiles. These can be obtained as a result of choosing the “Research Cure” option on your zombie control page. You will gain Mark I missiles roughly 2-4 hours after the cure option is chosen. You will not be able to use cure missiles until the Mark 1 missile is available.
Each type of missile can also be upgraded to more powerful versions (up to Level 5 missiles,) which again result from keeping that option for several hours. If you change your choice frequently, your weapons will be less powerful than if you choose one thing and stick with it the whole time, so begin researching the cure early, and don't change your mind later!
Development progress of missiles depends on having a zombie population. Avoid curing your zombies down to zero early on, as that will halt your research.
How do missiles work?
Cure missiles target zombie populations and convert them to survivors. The higher rank your missile is, the greater effect it will have on the target population.
Each missile has a cooldown period of thirty (30) seconds, and if you are hit by any kind of superweapon, you cannot use your own for another two (2) minutes.
When I hit one nation, I cured several hundred million zombies, but when I hit another I only cured one million! What gives?
Missile efficiency is based on relative population. No nation can ever be cured by more than about 10% of its zombie population, and no nation can ever cure more zombies than about 10% of its survivor population - though specific proportions vary by the level of the missile, and admins may make changes to the game as they have in prior years. To maximize your effect, use the Target Lists that matches your surviving population.
To put that in numerical terms:
A nation with 100 million survivors curing a nation with 100 million zombies will cure roughly 10 million zombies.
A nation with 100 million survivors curing a nation with 10 million zombies will cure roughly 1 million zombies.
A nation with 10 million survivors curing a nation with 100 million zombies will cure roughly 1 million zombies.
A nation with 10 million survivors curing a nation with 10 billion zombies will cure roughly 1 million zombies.
A nation with 10 billion survivors curing a nation with 10 million zombies will cure roughly 1 million zombies.
As you can see, relative size counts for a lot! A huge nation trying to cure a tiny nation is a giant waste of time and resources, since they would have a much greater effect if they focused on nations closer to their own size.
This is why it's important to use the Target List appropriate for your surviving population!
Someone keeps hitting me with missiles so I can't do anything! Help!
Sometimes, well-intentioned nations will accidentally keep you from firing your missiles through their dedication to curing you. When this happens and you'd like to play actively, you should send a telegram to the nation or nations responsible. Here's a sample telegram you might send:
I'd like to ask you to stop sending cure missiles to my nation.
I admire and support your efforts to end the zombie plague and keep me safe. However, I am unable to send out any missiles of my own while yours are hitting me, and I would like to be able to help fight the zombies myself.
Your best bet is to avoid curing nations who have used their cure missiles within the last ten minutes. If you need help finding nations to cure, I recommend you read this: TNP Zombie Survival Guide.
Thanks,
YourNation
Feel free to adapt this sample telegram as you wish!
If the nation doesn't stop sending missiles at you, your next step should be to contact a member of the Surgeon General’s Office on 
Discord, who can follow up with that nation on your behalf. If that doesn't work, the Office of Surgeon General will take additional steps.
However, if you have chosen to join the zombies, and especially if you have exported hordes to other nations, our kill squads will be attempting to eliminate your zombie population, and THEY WILL SUCCEED. Everyone in The North Pacific should be working together to research the cure and send cure missiles!
Good luck, and have fun!
I love killing off Stalin's population!
I hate that guy, I'll help.
This would've helped hours ago when the zombie threat was young; that time is no more. The threat is too great, the horde too strong.
Extermination is the most efficient way to deal with the horde.
Any in need of immediate zombie extermination are welcome to telegram me for access to a secure region (Via Lactea for example)
Inaction is the first step to being overrun. It seems that your inactivity has turned your nation into a breeding place for the horde.
Fear not, you can join a region of mine where I can help cure and contain the zombie threat that plagues you.
Do you desire assistance?
No, seriously, you guys are getting overrun. And I can't join your region (border's locked), do any of y'all want to join me so I can help cure or kill the hordes in your nations?
And the Jews keep killing me!
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