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*raises a different flag for a change of pace*

2019 moving right along

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The endless enigma

The Endless Enigma is ranked 169,318th in the world and 35th in The Watchtower for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -12.65 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

The endless enigma wrote:The Endless Enigma is ranked 169,318th in the world and 35th in The Watchtower for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -12.65 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Are you sure you're not from The Pacific? :P

The Watchtower has become a co-signer with over 20 other regions to "stand united against the evil scourge known as 'marsupials'". Let's protect NS from these dangerous pests.

The following regions stand united against the evil scourge known as "marsupials" and vow to take the necessary actions to stomp these vile creatures out of existence and send them back to the depths of hell from which they came:

the West Pacific
The East Pacific
The Pacific
Lone Wolves United
Commonwealth Federation
Montealba
The New European League
Calefacta Aquas Piscinae
The Mystical Council
Craigs Communist Union
Liberty and Freedom
Submarine Dongle Communications Cable
Grace
Angulisitate
Suburbia
The Watchtower

These disgusting creatures, which shove their under-developed neonates into belly sacks lined with fat, are responsible for an untold number of diseases and wars. In addition to being revolting, marsupials have been vocal proponents of:

- Patricide
- Matricide
- Fratricide
- Infanticide
- Non-alcoholic cider
- Child slavery
- Nazism
- Mallorea and Riva
- Arembee spam
- the Golden State Warriors

Finding none of these stances to be anything less than absolutely repulsive, these regions stand opposed to the marsupial menace and ask other regions to join in our cause by signing on to this statement.

Read dispatch

Will you look at that! I need to add a few regions to that list!

A flying turtle

*a flying turtle slowly flies over The Watchtower*

Marijuana cocaine land

A flying turtle wrote:*a flying turtle slowly flies over The Watchtower*

Hejsjjajajajjahrusmhauajqhuahdysmsyehh

A flying turtle

Marijuana cocaine land wrote:Hejsjjajajajjahrusmhauajqhuahdysmsyehh

I said the exact same thing last week as I gazed out across the Missouri Ocean.

The Black Necromancer wrote:2019 moving right along

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Curiously, I have a telegram from 15 years 43 days ago, and the sender nation is still around at 35.7 billion population. It was a reply as to whether or not their region (at the time New York) needed liberation at the time.

Watcher1 and The newsstand

Asian Sky wrote:Curiously, I have a telegram from 15 years 43 days ago, and the sender nation is still around at 35.7 billion population. It was a reply as to whether or not their region (at the time New York) needed liberation at the time.

One of my sleeping puppets still has TG from Francos Spain (if those things are kept once a nation CTEs.) I also have a puppet with a TG from Berhampore when he was delegate of TWP. Cheese and bread! Those are also 15+ years old.

The newsstand

Read all about it!
- We've an Imperial Gazette
- The seventh DRF Chronicle
- The twenty-fifth Force Flyer
- Not just any truth, but the Union Truth
- Top interviews in Gameplay Magazine. And cookies too!

Poker faces on - it's ♠♥Hold'em ♦♣ at the Sands

Trouble

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In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:

**Sets up a table of muffins, butter, jam, pancakes, bacon, ham, scrambled eggs, strawberries, Hershey's kisses,coffee, tea, and hot chocolate**

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MORE

Not Great Patrick wrote:MORE

The Year in Fractions today: we are approximately 222/271 through the year.

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Gypsy Lands wrote:In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:

**Sets up a table of muffins, butter, jam, pancakes, bacon, ham, scrambled eggs, strawberries, Hershey's kisses,coffee, tea, and hot chocolate**

Thank you kindly, I always enjoy breakfast, served anytime!

Read all about it!
- The Levellers release a new LP in the Levellers Chronicle
- In the beginning was the word - U.C.E.O.T.W. Times
- Thith ith the THTHI Times
- They're Independent
- Bursting with personality - Gameplay Magazine
- We're living in interesting Times
- Lame ducks surveyed in the FCN Times
- All change in the DRF Chronicle
- Weathering the storm in the Westphalian Post
- Power is Crystalised in NS Today: https://nationstates.news/
- Get your Daily Line and place a sports bet

Christmas is coming! Get involved in the preparations.
Showdown! Vote in Planet X's Versus Series
💀🐙🍬🕷 Spooky Slots 🕸🍭🐲👻 at the Sands

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Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

The Black Necromancer and Jolly ole saint nick

Jolly ole saint nick

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Dash away, dash away
Dash away all!

The guardian of secrets

No worries, Nick. I will tell no one which direction you headed. Your secret is safe with me.

Jolly ole saint nick

The guardian of secrets wrote:No worries, Nick. I will tell no one which direction you headed. Your secret is safe with me.

Ho! Ho! I leave trails across NS wherever I go!

The Watchtower hereby applies for membership in The Crimson Order.

Press Release


From the Office of The Grand Inquisitor of The Sacred Order
The West Pacific
February 5, 2020

Greetings to all Friends and Members of The Sacred Order of The West Pacific,
May the Sun shine down upon you with the Abundant Blessings of Max!

As was announced on January 23, 2020, Reformation of The Sacred Order was Initiated by The Grand Inquisitor.
And now the time has come for the Three Phases of Reform to begin:

Phase One: Reformation
Phase Two: Reorganization
Phase Three: Ascension

High upon the Sacred Mountain, The Grand Inquisitor entered his mountaintop retreat to meditate and prepare for the coming Reformation. As Betelgeuse dims in Orion and the Sacred Numbers aligned in the first Palindrome Day in 909 years on 02/02/2020, a day of Wealth, Abundance, and New Beginnings, The Universe provided ample Confirmations and Agreements that the time of Reformation has arrived. That time is Today, a Master Number day on the Calendar. 

"I, Westwind, Grand Inquisitor of The Sacred Order of the West Pacific, hereby Invoke the Fourteenth of the The Thirty-Six Stratagems of Ancient China; Jiè shī huán hún (借屍還魂/借尸还魂) which is to:"

"Take an institution, a technology, a method, or even an ideology that has been forgotten or discarded ....
..Revive something from the past by giving it a new purpose or bring to life old ideas, customs, or traditions and reinterpret them..."

The Sacred Order of The West Pacific was built upon Foundations and Ideals that pre-date The Sacred Order. Thus, The Seven Concepts shall remain in our Heart through this Reformation:

The Guidance of Max and Admin
The Primacy of Game Mechanics
The Authorities of Delegates and Founders
The Sovereignty of Regions and Nations
The Rights and Obligations of Rebellion
The Necessity of Activity in it's Many Forms
The Harmonies and Diversities of Communities

All with Respect and Thankfulness for NationStates Creator Max Barry, the Beneficent actions of his Administrators and Moderators, and all Players that have Enlivened the Spirit of the Game.

Today, I announce the Phase One Reformation.
From this time forward we shall no longer be known as The Sacred Order of The West Pacific, and restore our Foundations as,

The Crimson Order

Phase One Reformation:

    1. The Sacred Order, while no longer an organization with membership, shall remain in our Hearts, in recognition of the Many Orders of NationStates that adhere (formally or informally) to The Seven Concepts.

    2. The Crimson Order, being Inter-regional in scope, shall no longer append "of The West Pacific", or any other regional name to it's designation, except in cases where a Local Regional Membership or Individual Membership may append the name of the Region in which they reside.

    3. The Grand Inquisitor of The Sacred Order is hereby Reformed and Restored as The Crimson King.

    4. The Crimson Order shall be Reorganized in Phase Two by Decree of The Crimson King.

    5. All Members in Good Standing of The Sacred Order are now Members of The Crimson Order.

    6. All titles of The Sacred Order are hereby Translated to The Crimson Order, until otherwise Reformed in Phase Two.

    7. Members-in-Waiting shall attain Ascension to The Crimson Order in Phase Three.

Thank you for your kind attention and May the Blessings of Max and ADMIN be upon you!

Hail The Crimson Order!

The Crimson King, Westwind of All Good People,
Grand Inquisitor of The Sacred Order
Duke of Zhoushan and Youxia of The West Pacific
Emeritus Rex and Co-Founder of Equilism
Founder of The Watchtower
"Former Everything"

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The Black Necromancer wrote:The Watchtower hereby applies for membership in The Crimson Order.

Membership in The Crimson Order is available to both Individuals and Regions, and shall be granted to those that give Assent to The Seven Concepts:

- The Guidance of Max and Admin
- The Primacy of Game Mechanics
- The Authorities of Delegates and Founders
- The Sovereignty of Regions and Nations
- The Rights and Obligations of Rebellion
- The Necessity of Activity in it's Many Forms
- The Harmonies and Diversities of Communities

Westwind Armed Forces wrote:Membership in The Crimson Order is available to both Individuals and Regions, and shall be granted to those that give Assent to The Seven Concepts:

- The Guidance of Max and Admin
- The Primacy of Game Mechanics
- The Authorities of Delegates and Founders
- The Sovereignty of Regions and Nations
- The Rights and Obligations of Rebellion
- The Necessity of Activity in it's Many Forms
- The Harmonies and Diversities of Communities

In one puppet form or another, I have been advocating for those things for many years... especially "The Rights and Obligations of Rebellion". In fact, the original "Rebellion Clause" was mine baby. *I feel old, now*

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