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Balnik wrote:I'll take some nukes if they're floating around.

Balnik you can't just bum a nuke off somebody. Get your own.

Miklania wrote:Balnik you can't just bum a nuke off somebody. Get your own.

Watch him steal one instead.

Miklania wrote:Balnik you can't just bum a nuke off somebody. Get your own.

Let people panhandle for nukes

Athara magarat

Dormill and Stiura wrote:There's always Athara magarat, who's had one of the most extensive empires in TWI. Alternatively you can ask anyone mentioned before.

We are not a real empire (only in the first half-century it was) though. More like a bickering federation with nothing in common except for the powerless Mahang while the all-powerful chad hangs or hangmas of outer hangates did everything from fighting each other to raiding other nations to enslaving locals to appointing new puppet Mahang.

That said with a name like The leonese islands, I think s/he probably is looking for a Western colonizer.

The leonese islands

Athara magarat wrote:We are not a real empire (only in the first half-century it was) though. More like a bickering federation with nothing in common except for the powerless Mahang while the all-powerful chad hangs or hangmas of outer hangates did everything from fighting each other to raiding other nations to enslaving locals to appointing new puppet Mahang.

That said with a name like The leonese islands, I think s/he probably is looking for a Western colonizer.

That'd be right. The cultural milieu will be native and Western colonial. I'd like to decide this before I make a map application so that I can write some decent history for the factbook with the mother country.

Segentova and Athara magarat

Dormill and Stiura wrote:Watch him steal one instead.

I'm sure there's someone willing to sell suitcase nukes.

Miklania wrote:Balnik you can't just bum a nuke off somebody. Get your own.

*stares at ostehaar*

The leonese islands

Havalland wrote:Jolly good mate, for king and country.
That means I’m willing to colonize you.

That does seem like the best option. What kind of dates would work best for your nation's history for colonial establishment and independence?

New aapelistan

Miklania wrote:Balnik you can't just bum a nuke off somebody. Get your own.

That's where you're wrong kiddo

Balnik wrote:I'll take some nukes if they're floating around.

*Alantania has entered the chat*

Miklania, Athara magarat, Alteran republics, and Aizcona

The leonese islands wrote:That'd be right. The cultural milieu will be native and Western colonial. I'd like to decide this before I make a map application so that I can write some decent history for the factbook with the mother country.

DUDE if you're looking for some natives, I was hoping to expand some of the Chuusootee people on my lands to other places. Besides, my people are notorious for being victims

Athara magarat and The leonese islands

The leonese islands wrote:That does seem like the best option. What kind of dates would work best for your nation's history for colonial establishment and independence?

Around 1500 to 1950 I would say would be the best defined start and end to the empire, dm me for more information.

The leonese islands

Remodio wrote:*Alantania has entered the chat*

https://i.imgur.com/0DzhW.gif

Remodio, Segentova, Athara magarat, and Aizcona

Hi. I'm new to this. How to post about my nation? Can anybody tell me?

Athara magarat, Nhoor, and Livastonia

Dravidista wrote:Hi. I'm new to this. How to post about my nation? Can anybody tell me?

Hello, friend! For some great help, here's a great factbook:
page=dispatch/id=520612

For some things to start off with, what's your government like? Authoritarian, representative, maybe a monarchy? And economically, is your country a laissez-faire capitalist landscape or overthrow-the-bourgeoisie type communist, perhaps something in between?

Ostehaar, Nhoor, Altmera, and Livastonia

Miklania wrote:Balnik you can't just bum a nuke off somebody. Get your own.

A chicken in every pot, and a nuke in every backyard.

Alteran republics

I'm happy to be nuked in IW1.

Remodio wrote:*Alantania has entered the chat*

Nukes are easy to lose you know, can’t blame anyone for that one

Seven days have passed so you know what happens then: the weekly report:
3-9 August 2020:
- 3 Total Nations (+1), no delegate endorsements (+/- 0), 1 RMB page (+/- 0)
- No Members on the map, for there is no map (+/- 0)
- The newly arrived: Rakavo. Welcome (back)!

This week's dispatches:
- None whatsoever

1 embassy (+/- 0)
- No activity

Remodio, Dormill and Stiura, and Athara magarat

My apologies: that was the weekly report of The Eastern Islands. How sloppy of me...

Here is the report for The Western Islands:

Every month, the office selects a dispatch posted within the month that it has deemed exceptionally unique, creative and informative and deserves the recognition it needs. The dispatch is then featured here, as part of our Dispatch of the Month program. As long as the original author of the dispatch is in this region and exists on our Regional Map, the dispatch meets our requirements for the program.

Is there a dispatch you know that you feel is worthy of the award? If so, please do not hesitate to inform our Officer of Recognition - the official organizer of the program - of it. The office very much appreciates such nominations, as we are unable to keep track of every dispatch within the region.

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About the Dispatch of the Month

The Dispatch of the Month is a program launched and run by the Office of Information. As stated before, the program involves the office featuring a dispatch it likes and feels the need to commend. The program was done in order to stimulate regional activity, encourage creativity, improve writing skills, and boost the overall nationbuilding quality.

The following requirements need to be met in order for a dispatch to be eligible for nomination:

  • Author must be in the region and regional map

  • Dispatch will have to be posted within the month

We determine the Dispatch of the Month results through a number of criteria. Each are worth 10 points, and the highest total score you can achieve is 40. The criteria are:

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Read dispatch

Shidei wrote:Corindia

Ive whored out my unoccupied tank and I'm now housing some rainbowfish (bedotia geayi) for a friend until January lol

I don't think I've ever seen those before, they look cool tho

Alteran republics

Corindia wrote:I don't think I've ever seen those before, they look cool tho

They are super cool. I like the stretched out look of them. Don't want to keep them long term though cuz they need more horizontal swim space

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Post by Libertarial suppressed by Balnik.

Propongo una reducción masiva de impuestos

Oh boy oh boy, tomorrow will be my first day of university! I wonder if I'll be able to sleep at night?

Ioudaia, Remodio, Athara magarat, Wellsia, and 5 othersSan Montagna, Alteran republics, Nhoor, Livastonia, and Watambi

Can someone just blow up my house already?

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