Puetavisa, can we add the miscreant LadyMorrighan's multiple regions to the blacklist please? National SOCIALIST Ministries pops to mind, as does The Holy Reich of Greater Germania and The Holy Reich of Bunicken. Not an emergency, but so we are doing our best to warn our residents against catching detritus on their shoes.
We shall not be slandered by the fascists of Bunicken any longer. We must fight back against the propaganda!
GOD SAVE THE EMPEROR.
They painted what I, as well as other members of His Majesty’s Government, in a negative light, without presenting to you, the bystander, the full story. Alas, it is not too uncharacteristic of her, as it is common knowledge that fascists do not present the uncut truth, nor do they have the mental capacity to present both sides.
LadyMorrighan accused me of vandalizing “her” Discord, yet she refused to mention who exactly made the server in the first place. I’m not one for nitpicking every detail, but fools must be corrected; especially those whom hold positions of “power,”
(and I use that term loosely when referring to Morrighan.)
Is it really vandalism if it’s YOUR Discord server?
Was it the most considerate course of action to the ”LARPers” who congregated in my Discord server? No.
However, in my defense, I’d rather not associate with fascists, and I’m sure you (the bystander) can see my point.
Moving on, LadyMorrighan also voices her opinion on royal decrees. She claims that “our state shouldn’t have to adhere to these royal guidelines.” Yet she is a state of The Wolf Clan Kingdom, and I never explicitly said they wouldn’t have to adhere to royal decrees. It simply isn’t logical.
But to quote myself earlier, fascists aren’t the brightest bulbs in the box.
Lastly, LadyMorrighan became upset when we demanded that her “e-boyfriend”, Selven, stand trial for not adhering to said royal decree, and then she, as well as said e-husband, threatened members of upper management of The Wolf Clan numerous times.
I hope I have presented the FULL story, and hope that Bunicken may seek reconciliation soon for their heinous actions.
Thoughts Of The People
Q: The Westphalian Post, as the newspaper nation of Westfalen Westphalia, and a handsome devil, what are your thoughts on the region and its affairs?
A:The Westphalian Post:"I believe this moment in Westphalian history is certainly interesting, as we are headed into the fall. One of our allies has fallen and disbanded, NWE seems to be doing its own thing, and publication has been delayed thanks to many of my reporters having been kidnapped by the infamous 'Yang Gang'. Overall, I believe we should focus more on ourselves and building back up our culture."
Absent, with screaming heads and pixie migrations...the satellite dish has been knocked off.
A Political Awakening
In the last week, after talks of the possibility, Westfalen Westphalia's first officially recognized political party has been created. Named the 'White-Mane Royalist Party', the political party created by Ecotopia2 wasted no time in setting down the issues it stands with. The party aligns itself with the Monarchist ideology, with the belief that we should empower the role of Emperor, stick by traditional Westphalian values, and strengthen the culture of Westfalen Westphalia. One proposal given in the party's dispatch (nation=ecotopia2/detail=factbook/id=1257487) mentions how the party wants to create a "museum" of arts in the region, filled with works from the regions residents, in order to attract new ones from outside our borders. The party currently has three members (Ecotopia2, The evile republic, and Flame1). When asked how he feels about the creation of the White-Mane Royalist Party, Ecotopia2 replied that he was "..glad that slowly, but surely, Westfalen Westphalia is moving towards becoming more politically proactive region. We White-Manes are fortunate to have the requirements, and are proud patriots of this great region".
Already, there is talk of perhaps more political parties on the way, with one example being the proposition of creating a 'Cheesecake Party', to which the Emperor Nuer-Texias would be welcome to join, according to the nation Wandering Wallabies on discord. Whether this will prove to truly be a revolutionary moment in recent Westphalian history is yet to be seen. This is The Westphalian Post, out.
The Emperor, Missing?
The Westphalian Emperor Nuer-Texias has not been seen that much, only popping out occasionally with a greeting or remark to the region, before returning to hibernation. When we sent the Emperor questions for the interview we were arranging with his majesty, we have not heard from him since, which is indeed very peculiar. Since that point, Nuer-Texias has not been seen in public.
This is not the first instance of a missing person's case in Westfalen Westphalia. For example, most of the staff being kidnapped last week, reportedly by the 'Yang Gang', which has delayed our reporting on the region for quite a while. Then there's the case of Eclandia, a former member of The Council Of Elders, who after missing for a month finally showed up last weekend deceased, lacking 4 fingers, as well as a head. Nobody knows if the 'Yang Gang' was behind this tragedy or not, though they are a suspect. Is it possible even, that our very own Emperor Nuer-Texias has been kidnapped, too? Will he reply to our messages?? Will Flame1 be the next Goku?
Unfortunately, we can only speculate, and pray for those lost to return to us. This is The Westphalian Post, out.
Rest In Peace
Over the weekend, Hulldom, founder of the region The Republican Antilles, announced that the region, a known ally of Westfalen Westphalia, will soon be demolished. Proceeding to do so officially on Wednesday of this week, the reason behind this comes from the inactivity of the region, and the failure to attract new nations into its borders. Deciding enough was enough, Hulldom this week finally decided that it was time to pull the plug.
Unfortunately, because the region's discord was deleted, The Westphalian Post was unable to find a direct quote announcing the decision. In response to this news, many regions, including Westfalen Westphalia offered refuge to citizens of The Republican Antilles, who will inevitably be kicked our before the region itself shuts down. This is The Westphalian Post, out.
To New Web Forums, And Beyond
In a recent move by Cannula, leader and WA of Westfalen Westphalia, and Wandering Wallabies, a new offsite forum has been created.
"Greetings. Let me introduce you to the new off-site RMB: https://westfalenwestphalia.freeforums.net/" -Wandering Wallabies 09/15/2019
According to its creators, the forum's purpose is to serve as a platform for information concerning Westfalen Westphalia. If things go according to plan, newcomers as well as current residents will be able to regularly use the site, and access sections relating to our region, helping promote what makes Westfalen Westphalia great. As of now, the site is up and running, Aside from the occasional update, the forum has largely worked upon, and has been made ready for public consumption. This is The Westphalian Post, out.
Question Of The Day
"Who is interested in forging a leftist and green political party" -New Technocratic Prussia
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