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Trying to get two cats to go in the same direction is an impossible task.

Alpha wolf, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate

Alpha wolf wrote:????????

Ephiny wrote:ROFL!!!

Hells saints wrote:..... yeah, gotta herd those cats

Rivainia wrote:I have many cats, but I never have to herd them...

My particular herd of cats involve teaching them to swim, keeping them six feet away from people and applying lotion as needed in the summer sun.

Fishing would imply I had any time to sit on my ass, or at least concentrate on a single relaxing task. My kids arent old enough for that yet :)

Alpha wolf, Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, and Rivainia

Apostate wrote:My particular herd of cats involve teaching them to swim, keeping them six feet away from people and applying lotion as needed in the summer sun.

Fishing would imply I had any time to sit on my ass, or at least concentrate on a single relaxing task. My kids arent old enough for that yet :)

hol' up, you mean actual cats or kids?

Alpha wolf, Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, Apostate, and 1 otherRivainia

Hells saints wrote:hol' up, you mean actual cats or kids?

Kids man kids! Catching cats is easy compared to kids of a certain age range at the beach!

Alpha wolf, Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, and Rivainia

Apostate wrote:Kids man kids! Catching cats is easy compared to kids of a certain age range at the beach!

ooooh, that makes more sense. I had a picture of catching cats and putting sun tan lotion on them and teaching them to swim XD

Alpha wolf, Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, Apostate, and 1 otherRivainia

Hells saints wrote:ooooh, that makes more sense. I had a picture of catching cats and putting sun tan lotion on them and teaching them to swim XD

Hehehehe

Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate

Alpha wolf wrote:Hehehehe

I have seen cats swim on two occasions, (housecats) but after they get out they spend about a year licking themselves. A dog jumps out shakes off and rolls in the dry grass, much more time efficient. Plus they dont barf hairballs. But the cats seemed to like the swimming.

Alpha wolf, Ephiny, and The united federation of amestris

Apostate wrote:I have seen cats swim on two occasions, (housecats) but after they get out they spend about a year licking themselves. A dog jumps out shakes off and rolls in the dry grass, much more time efficient. Plus they dont barf hairballs. But the cats seemed to like the swimming.

Intel needed, see ya on discord

Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate

I start buying my nation's trading cards and now other people bidding on them. 😎

Ephiny and The united federation of amestris

Apostate wrote:My particular herd of cats involve teaching them to swim, keeping them six feet away from people and applying lotion as needed in the summer sun.

Fishing would imply I had any time to sit on my ass, or at least concentrate on a single relaxing task. My kids arent old enough for that yet :)

Isn't parenting fun. I'd have more time for myself with a kennel of dogs. Also, trying to keep three cats/kids going in the same direction in anything is feat in itself.

Apostate wrote:Kids man kids! Catching cats is easy compared to kids of a certain age range at the beach!

Been there; done that! lol

Apostate wrote:I have seen cats swim on two occasions, (housecats) but after they get out they spend about a year licking themselves. A dog jumps out shakes off and rolls in the dry grass, much more time efficient. Plus they dont barf hairballs. But the cats seemed to like the swimming.

QFT!

Alpha wolf, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate

*sips coffee while looking at a report*

Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate

The united federation of amestris

Alpha wolf wrote:*sips coffee while looking at a report*

*throws out coffee and replaces with tea*

Alpha wolf and Ephiny

The united federation of amestris wrote:*throws out coffee and replaces with tea*

*throws out tea and replaces it with hot chocolate*

Alpha wolf, Ephiny, and The united federation of amestris

*makes Alpha a fresh pot of coffee using Pluto Water*

Alpha wolf, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate

Ephiny wrote:*makes Alpha a fresh pot of coffee using Pluto Water*

Pluto Water?

Alpha wolf, Ephiny, and The united federation of amestris

Ephiny wrote:*makes Alpha a fresh pot of coffee using Pluto Water*

What is Pluto water?

Ephiny and The united federation of amestris

Alpha wolf wrote:What is Pluto water?

It contains lots of digestible salts....with their effects varying from laxatives' to mood stabilizers. You know, sort of a cure all.

Alpha wolf, Ephiny, and The united federation of amestris

The united federation of amestris

Hells saints wrote:*throws out tea and replaces it with hot chocolate*

*Throws out hot chocolate and replaces it with haggis*

Alpha wolf and Ephiny

The united federation of amestris wrote:*Throws out hot chocolate and replaces it with haggis*

*Pours Pluto water in your haggis*

Ephiny and The united federation of amestris

Alpha, did you get that go, go, go feeling?

Alpha wolf, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate

Ephiny wrote:Alpha, did you get that go, go, go feeling?

Nope, still here just sipping coffee.

Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate

Ephiny wrote:Alpha, did you get that go, go, go feeling?

Go! Go! Go!

Alpha wolf, Ephiny, and The united federation of amestris

I couldn't help myself, I saw a Legendary card for sale this morning and nabbed it.

Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate

The united federation of amestris

Alpha wolf wrote:*Pours Pluto water in your haggis*

*Rejects the existence of Pluto water then throws out haggis because sheep brains don't sound good to eat*

Alpha wolf, Ephiny, and Apostate

The united federation of amestris wrote:*Rejects the existence of Pluto water then throws out haggis because sheep brains don't sound good to eat*

Zombies do like brains.

Alpha wolf, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate

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