UnderworldBoard

Bepis cola wrote:

2 BCBC (bepis cola bitcoin) per drincc.

How is it in Underworld?

Very good I like. Thank you my friend. We hav deal?

This place is good. The Great Ones are returning, the circle to the apocalypse is nigh. Plus Satan got us AC so it’s not hot anymore.

Hey hey, friend. I’ll cut you another deal. You like card games?

Bepis cola wrote:

You are welcome. Deal.

Yes I like card games. Have meme:

https://i.imgur.com/pTXnJ1b.jpg

grabs drinks

I like. Have another meme in return.

https://images.app.goo.gl/aTqoqHh56rb2ED9H6

I make you deal. Help me get cards on this site, I give you memes and buy drink. deal?

Conqueror Worm wrote:

Oh, but now the air down here is so dry...I swear, my skin is like sandpaper these days

You’re right as alway Worm... but we really shouldn’t the Great Ones for more after getting us the last AC unit.

What to do... what to do... hmmmm. Hey I got an idea!

I hereby formally nominate The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson to buy the new non-dry AC for the greater good of the Underworld and Worm’s skin! The new IKEA model that also doubles as a washing machine.

Whatup Soyboys?

I h'am ze new and improved dictator of my proud country of QuickQuack, as I zay Hello!

Vell, I vas attracted here by ze smell of blood and sulphur, not sulphur and tears( Which would not even stay wet in hell either way ).

Daisy Johnson wrote:

It's been the same for thousands of years and I see no need for change.

Why redecorate when a fresh new layer of blood will have it looking new in no time?

[quote=conqueror_worm;40268694]Another possibility is that we stop pumping the exhaust from the AC to the surface. If you simply run an AC unit without a window or otherwise external output, it creates an incredible amount of moisture in the air.

Cold and damp is how we giant worms like it :)

Besides, why should the overworld get all of our moisture? They get rains and whatnot.
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I am a firm believer in feeding acid rain in this dominion, after all, regular water is too pure for our hellish intents( Like drowning sinners, creating almond milk{ Which is a very demonic task }, and other such methods ).

Daisy Johnson wrote:

I really don't think that the Underworld should be air conditioned. After all, it is the entrance to Hell and should acclimatize those here to the heat and fires of Hell. After all, once granted entrance to Hell, you'll be there forever. So you might as well get used to the heat.

B-but the Ninth Circle of Hell is frozen!

Conqueror Worm wrote:

Another possibility is that we stop pumping the exhaust from the AC to the surface. If you simply run an AC unit without a window or otherwise external output, it creates an incredible amount of moisture in the air.

Cold and damp is how we giant worms like it :)

Besides, why should the overworld get all of our moisture? They get rains and whatnot. We have to make do with the run-off that trickles and seeps down from above...I propose that it is a matter of regional security. We must preserve our precious moisture!

It appears I have under estimated you...

You wish to suddenly cut off the livings access to Underworld’s excess moisture content, our humidity, to cause widespread ecological disaster across the globe. Mainly you intended to cause droughts across their lands damaging their food supplies. Mass starvation will occur in some parts.

You’re also aiming to target their health. The decrease in humidity was to target the livings lungs leading to increase in coughing. Dry mucus and such. You intended to hit urban areas with this during this time of the virus.

All these will lead to mass casualties and will allow for a rapids influx of souls to be dragged down to Underworld as offering to the Great Ones. Or perhaps to swell our own numbers.

This entire time you were guiding things along to create another cataclysm for the Final Year of 2020.

Worm... you sly monster. Meticulously planned as usual. I applaud your devotion to the Underworld and the Great Ones.

Also if there is a shortage of moisture, then consumer-denizens of Underworld can buy bepis.

Bepis. It's the Cola.

The demonos defense agency wrote:

Idea for torture:

Duck tape a damned soul's head to the rump, nose-in-crack, of a Taco Bell™* diarrhea suffering demon.... the ultimate smell of sulfur and methane! You can't beat that.

*we're talking full menu using purely "Diablo" sauce here

I always thought the Fire sauce tasted better than the Diablo sauce.

Infected zone 307 wrote:

Worm... you sly monster. Meticulously planned as usual. I applaud your devotion to the Underworld and the Great Ones.

Well, it appears your mind is faster than my own mouth. I cannot fathom how you so accurately ferreted out my true plans from such little disclosure. Mayhap you've some zombie-powered computational device over there which aids your conclusions..?

Indeed, as I am found out, I shall shed my skin and reveal my true colors:

https://i.imgur.com/5lBMzNp.jpg

It is I, Quetzalcoatl, great feathered serpent of the Aztecs! I hold aloft the very firmament in the sky, and that it does not come crashing to the earth rests on my whim.

The Norse called me "Jörmungandr," the great world serpent! I gnaw away at the roots of the world, and Ragnarok itself awaits my signal.

I am the Dragon of the Apocalypse, set to rise from the Abyss and lead the very angels in rebellion against god.

You are very clever, Infected One. But watch that you are not too clever for your own good...

So... she has fangs after all.

Conqueror Worm wrote:

Well, it appears your mind is faster than my own mouth. I cannot fathom how you so accurately ferreted out my true plans from such little disclosure. Mayhap you've some zombie-powered computational device over there which aids your conclusions..?

Indeed, as I am found out, I shall shed my skin and reveal my true colors:

https://i.imgur.com/5lBMzNp.jpg

It is I, Quetzalcoatl, great feathered serpent of the Aztecs! I hold aloft the very firmament in the sky, and that it does not come crashing to the earth rests on my whim.

The Norse called me "Jörmungandr," the great world serpent! I gnaw away at the roots of the world, and Ragnarok itself awaits my signal.

I am the Dragon of the Apocalypse, set to rise from the Abyss and lead the very angels in rebellion against god.

You are very clever, Infected One. But watch that you are not too clever for your own good...

By Satan...

I see now, you have naught to be of any great concern with me, oh Great Wyrm, for I am but a single sickly and frail old being. The touch of disease has left us but mere husks.

Alas like any pestilence we shan’t purposefully stand in thy way.