by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in the World

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheadsPsychotic Dictatorship“Obey or die”
32.The United Economic Republic of BoloshniyaIron Fist Consumerists“When all else fails, there's always money”
33.The Glorious Kingdom of FlanderlionIron Fist Consumerists“Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.”
34.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
35.The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nodIron Fist Consumerists“Peace through Power”
36.The BB Ultra Holy Roman Empire of BrightonBurgIron Fist Consumerists“Brightonburgia est imperare orbi universo”
37.The Dominion of Seven by NineIron Fist Consumerists“You Must Comply”
38.The Free State of LangerslandIron Fist Consumerists“I BELIEVE IN JESUS, THE ARSENAL NUMBER 9.”
39.The Mad Empire of Nakina KoreazuIron Fist Consumerists“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
40.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
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