The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 269,371. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Not optimal | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Always look on the briiiiight side of life *whistling*” | |
| 269,372. |  The Holy Empire of Cleroland | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God will save us!” | |
| 269,373. |  The Dictatorship of Fushin Islands | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Did I ask?” | |
| 269,374. |  The Kingdom of The Tyranically Free States | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Liberty will be imposed upon you by force” | |
| 269,375. |  The Republic of Shoebillistan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I love to suffer” | |
| 269,376. |  The Borderlands of Death to Welfare | Corporate Police State | “WORK FASTER” | |
| 269,377. |  The Republic of Fecto Elfilis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gghraaaaggrrr” | |
| 269,378. |  The Grand Duchy of Velkenland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ickspoot bingbong flippoty doodle.” | |
| 269,379. |  The Empire of BenYES-NO-EUGH-HO-HO-HO | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 269,380. |  The Dictatorship of Tomatoeistan | Corporate Police State | “Tomatoes, Evilness, and Dictatorship” |
