The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Principality of Trotterdam | Left-Leaning College State | “The Indivisible Many” | |
| 32. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 33. |  The Federation of Zavea | Democratic Socialists | “Quo Nemo Sequi Potest” | |
| 34. |  The Doohanity of Scottrick | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ork, ork, ork” | |
| 35. |  The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon | Democratic Socialists | “You mess with the people, you mess with the state!” | |
| 36. |  The Socialist Empire of Universal Utopian State | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Libertatem est Servitus.” | |
| 37. |  The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still” | |
| 38. |  The Alien Nation of Soviet Federative Socialists | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Extraterrestrial Biological Entities, Arise!” | |
| 39. |  The Holy Empire of Farrakhan | Democratic Socialists | “All Praise Is Due To Allah” | |
| 40. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” |
