The World World Census
The Safest in the World
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 313,281. |  The Caffeinated Corporations of Half Caf | Capitalist Paradise | “Sleep is for the poor” | |
| 313,282. |  The Rogue Nation of MSN 82 | Authoritarian Democracy | “1977” | |
| 313,283. |  The Rogue Nation of Zombie 96 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” | |
| 313,284. |  The Socialist Protectorate of Obvile Brasilistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace, Justice, and Unity” | |
| 313,285. |  The Free Land of Pod U-0 | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Choice. The problem is choice” | |
| 313,286. |  The Empire of Authoritarina | Anarchy | “Law and Order for the State” | |
| 313,287. |  The Mafia Godfather, signed, the mods of Ambis2 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Money Makes the World Go Around! The World Go Around!” | |
| 313,288. |  The Desolation Dominion of Chronotopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Tempus Fortuna Manus” | |
| 313,289. |  The United Fascist States of OldAmerica | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We cannot fail, if nobody does anything stupid.” | |
| 313,290. |  The Community of Nouvelle Picardie | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A Mare Labor” |
