The Most Primitive in Chicagoland
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Chicagoland is ranked 20,741st in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Simont | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” |
