The Most Primitive in Gypsy Lands
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Gypsy Lands is ranked 21,702nd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Flocks of Lamatia | Anarchy | “Feliz Navidad” | |
| 2. |  The Punched Puppet of Punching Bag Nation | Psychotic Dictatorship | “gaslight, gatekeep, genocide” | |
| 3. |  The Pyramids in the Jungle of Karamuru | Father Knows Best State | “Trespassers will be eaten” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands | Mother Knows Best State | “Our house is your house.” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of Religious Madness | Psychotic Dictatorship | “we might Wicker Man you” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Baaabeee Kakessss | Father Knows Best State | “Fageddaboddit” | |
| 7. |  The Angst of A Tortured Mind | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Medicinal marijuana is the key.” | |
| 8. |  The Principality of Jack2850 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For us” | |
| 9. |  The 15-2 Lions of Black Raven Movement | Iron Fist Consumerists | “uhhhhhh” | |
| 10. |  The Missing letter of Afghan Stan | Authoritarian Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” |
