The World World Census
The Nudest in the World
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 316,281. |  The Emirate of Sadhism | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Raids, Piracy, and Drilling” | |
| 316,282. |  The Republic of Spode SEO Specialist 13 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Well looky here” | |
| 316,283. |  The Holy Empire of Demon VII | Corporate Police State | “Everybody talkin' 'bout the seventh son.” | |
| 316,284. |  The Empire of Enbesa | Moralistic Democracy | “አንድ ላይ መጽናት” | |
| 316,285. |  The Republic of 900157 | Authoritarian Democracy | “I love 9003” | |
| 316,286. |  The Nuclear Kingdom of Radiation Demon 1 | Corporate Police State | “Behold! He is coming with the clouds!” | |
| 316,287. |  The Republic of Misere Ouvert Miss Number 291 | Moralistic Democracy | “Seeing a joker and two aces in the kitty hurts” | |
| 316,288. |  The United States of Waymoot | Authoritarian Democracy | “Stronghold of Sharkey’s Men” | |
| 316,289. |  The Republic of City Kittens | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 316,290. |  The Assembly Line of Tank Industrial Complex X | Authoritarian Democracy | “Peace and Justice” |
