The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | Stark-Dean Displacement Index | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | 1,522 | ||
| 2. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | 998 | ||
| 3. |  The Athenian Paradise of Otaku Stratus | 863 | ||
| 4. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | 816 | ||
| 5. |  The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | 748 | ||
| 6. |  The Republic of MegaTokyo-3 | 727 | ||
| 7. |  The Hippy State of Zerophix | 711 | ||
| 8. |  The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia | 677 | ||
| 9. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | 667 | ||
| 10. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | 666 | ||
