The World World Census
The Most Compassionate Citizens in the World
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | Kitten Softness Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Federal Republic of Winklebottom | 331.03 | ||
| 32. |  The Confederated Communes of Minahasa | 330.24 | ||
| 33. |  The Prolife Fauzjhian Seadom of Evilcia | 330.12 | ||
| 34. |  The United Socialist States of Span | 328.99 | ||
| 35. |  The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya | 327.05 | ||
| 36. |  The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia | 326.6 | ||
| 37. |  The Meowvellous Wonderful World of Valentine Z | 324.08 | ||
| 38. |  The Celestial Collective of Mexican Liberation | 321.79 | ||
| 39. |  The Obvious NPO Plant of Pakitsk | 318.69 | ||
| 40. |  The Cosmopolitan State of The IGER Civilization | 318.35 | ||
