The Most Beautiful Environments in Axis of Absurdity
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
As a region, Axis of Absurdity is ranked 1,874th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
 | Nation | World | pounds of wildlife per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Neurotic Pandas | 5,717th | 2,251.96 | ||
| 2. |  The Green Light of OK | 12,733rd | 1,431.13 | ||
| 3. |  The Independent State of Samoa | 30,336th | 855.05 | ||
| 4. |  The Colony of Ionsy | 62,432nd | 655.26 | ||
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita XXXVIII | 146,806th | 525.28 | ||
| 6. |  The Republic of You cant Stopistan | 222,119th | 463.24 | ||
