The Most Primitive in Calumet City
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Calumet City is ranked 9,873rd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Catfish loving Women and Men of Des Allemands | 6,029th | 110.42 | ||
| 2. |  The Principality of Calumet City | 173,162nd | -60.58 | ||
| 3. | The Disputed Territories of Calumet Expressway | 206,347th | -78.1 | ||
