The Most Primitive in Chicagoland
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Chicagoland is ranked 19,954th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Simont | 184,139th | -66.33 | ||
