The Most Primitive in Coalition of Baathist States
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Coalition of Baathist States is ranked 24,512th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of New Baathist Iraq | 195,313th | -72.46 | ||
| 2. |  The Serb Republic of Lushansk | 260,307th | -135.23 | ||
