The Highest Drug Use in Duck
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | World | Pineapple Fondness Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Lady of Duckness | 15,724th | 371.37 | ||
| 2. |  The Free Land of Mr Duckie | 15,766th | 371.37 | ||
| 3. |  The Quack of Roll The Duck | 178,714th | 97.78 | ||
