The Fattest Citizens in Europe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Europe is ranked 19,483rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Corporate Federation of Maritzal | 252nd | 93.77 | ||
| 2. |  The Crownlands of Relenbar | 279th | 92.42 | ||
| 3. |  The Confederacy of The Griffin Republic | 373rd | 88.91 | ||
| 4. |  The Federated Capitalist States of Southern Maus | 465th | 84.74 | ||
| 5. |  The Community of The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia | 509th | 82.86 | ||
| 6. |  The Dictatorship of Kiikkulandia | 935th | 67.43 | ||
| 7. |  The Most Glorious Dictatorship of Cidonia | 1,150th | 61.99 | ||
| 8. |  The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia | 1,195th | 60.81 | ||
| 9. |  The Thaindomsvkreig of Thanatos Vormir | 1,264th | 59.37 | ||
| 10. |  The Oops I did It Again （¬ ― ¬） of CSBs Other Cards | 1,303rd | 58.94 | ||
