The Most Primitive in European Onion
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, European Onion is ranked 10,670th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CCLVIII | 54,337th | 53.39 | ||
| 2. |  The Democratic States of Flexicat | 125,717th | -33.17 | ||
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Princess CXLIV | 184,295th | -66.33 | ||
