The Most Primitive in Goofy Goobers
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Goofy Goobers is ranked 5,692nd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Stringstream | 3,839th | 136.96 | ||
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Neo XXXII | 63,652nd | 46.12 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Eyelash Viper | 188,191st | -68.25 | ||
