The Most Primitive in Hippies
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Hippies is ranked 28,772nd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hippies of The Human Be-In | 307,319th | -386.46 | ||
| 2. |  The Psychedelic Community of Hippies | 313,482nd | -595.6 | ||
| 3. |  The Mind Expanding Trip of LSD | 313,730th | -612.71 | ||
