The Fattest Citizens in Jihad Army of the Emperor
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Jihad Army of the Emperor is ranked 9,391st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oppressed Peoples of All the novemnongentuple ladies | 4,662nd | 28.41 | ||
| 2. | The People's Republic of All the untrigintuple ladies | 6,146th | 24.51 | ||
| 3. |  The Theocracy of Chunarche | 6,657th | 23.52 | ||
| 4. |  The United Kingdom of Duke mesoas | 6,920th | 23.01 | ||
| 5. |  The Colony of Frannoniland | 7,045th | 22.81 | ||
| 6. |  The Emirate of Fron-Grand | 7,112th | 22.71 | ||
| 7. | The Borderlands of All the quinquadragintuple ladies | 7,113th | 22.71 | ||
| 8. |  The Theocracy of Expotens | 7,423rd | 22.25 | ||
| 9. | The Republic of All the sexvigintuple ladies | 7,469th | 22.17 | ||
| 10. |  The Colony of Dusitaden | 7,793rd | 21.71 | ||
