The Fattest Citizens in Lisbon
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Greenough | 15,262nd | 16.77 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Labrosse | 20,576th | 16.17 | ||
| 3. |  The State of Gilford | 37,953rd | 14.78 | ||
| 4. |  The State of White Church | 53,412th | 13.62 | ||
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Gabs Kgosi | 66,033rd | 12.82 | ||
| 6. |  The District of Concelho | 82,286th | 12.03 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Achaz | 147,855th | 9.9 | ||
| 8. |  The State of Sin John | 155,313th | 9.85 | ||
