The Safest in Mar A Lago Club
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Mar A Lago Club is ranked 13,031st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of REVOLUTIONARY ALIEN WORKERS UNION | 9,741st | 121.61 | ||
| 2. |  The Chef of Al Zawahiri | 106,696th | 80.19 | ||
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Hunter Biden | 125,120th | 71.81 | ||
| 4. |  The Illegal Aliens of The Mar-a-Lago Club | 282,107th | 6.19 | ||
