The Most Primitive in North Turkestan
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, North Turkestan is ranked 9,852nd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Tepe of Gobekli | 9,370th | 95.39 | ||
| 2. |  The Communist Confederacy of The Kyrgz | 248,764th | -113.11 | ||
