The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Papastan
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
 | Nation | World | Theresa-Nightingale Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky | 19th | 34,295.33 | ||
| 2. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | 25th | 33,586.69 | ||
| 3. |  The Matriarchy of PapaBellum | 38th | 30,596.04 | ||
| 4. |  The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | 294,334th | -67.68 | ||
