The Fattest Citizens in Port Moresby
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Pukaskwam | 15,898th | 16.69 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Shelby Griswold | 26,539th | 15.66 | ||
| 3. |  The State of South East | 28,445th | 15.51 | ||
| 4. |  The State of Brookfield Cross | 39,228th | 14.68 | ||
| 5. |  The District of Byza | 54,449th | 13.55 | ||
| 6. | The State of Moresby City | 76,868th | 12.27 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Attache | 110,476th | 10.9 | ||
| 8. |  The State of R-A-E | 125,632nd | 10.26 | ||
