The Nudest in South Pacific
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, South Pacific is ranked 6,427th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Keromal | 852nd | 1,212.75 | ||
| 2. |  The Chief Justice of Yakuza Minnow | 1,234th | 1,211 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Norlins | 1,684th | 1,209.25 | ||
| 4. |  The Principality of Hoverton | 1,839th | 1,208.75 | ||
| 5. |  The Protectorate of Windswept Niue | 6,366th | 1,133.5 | ||
| 6. |  The Empire of North Castelar | 8,073rd | 1,053.5 | ||
| 7. |  The Union Republic of Densaner | 12,713th | 885.75 | ||
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Verdorie | 15,230th | 225 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of Hiva Oa | 36,055th | 218.25 | ||
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of CBC News | 38,281st | 218.25 | ||
