The Fattest Citizens in Stockholm
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Forst | 21,876th | 16.05 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Hartkapseln | 26,526th | 15.66 | ||
| 3. |  The District of Gallows Cove | 43,673rd | 14.34 | ||
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Aedile | 45,626th | 14.19 | ||
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Adjace | 89,400th | 11.73 | ||
| 6. |  The State of Eostre | 96,371st | 11.45 | ||
| 7. |  The State of LOA | 106,994th | 11.04 | ||
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Ruffled Hackles | 146,244th | 9.91 | ||
