The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Land of the Lards
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, The Land of the Lards is ranked 1,072nd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | World | Kurzweil Singularity Index | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist States of Tylard | 5,287th | 555.82 | ||
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Communist States of Americans | 68,420th | 112.25 | ||
