The Fattest Citizens in The League of Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The League of Nations is ranked 9,755th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia | 43,208th | 14.38 | ||
| 2. |  The Nordic Commonwealth of Northern Europe | 48,566th | 13.97 | ||
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of The Low Countries | 49,671st | 13.89 | ||
| 4. |  The State of Republic of Macedonia | 54,933rd | 13.52 | ||
| 5. |  The Königreich of Great Prussia | 56,431st | 13.42 | ||
| 6. |  The State of The Republic of the Congo | 58,533rd | 13.28 | ||
| 7. |  The State of The Central African Republic | 63,134th | 12.99 | ||
| 8. |  The Federation of Argentine Republic | 64,491st | 12.91 | ||
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Central African Federation | 64,662nd | 12.9 | ||
| 10. |  The Mandate of Schwartzenburg | 72,575th | 12.48 | ||
