The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 13,176th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan | 52nd | 99.17 | ||
| 2. |  The NPO High Inquisitor of Myrth | 96th | 99.04 | ||
| 3. |  The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN | 145th | 97.63 | ||
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads | 146th | 97.6 | ||
| 5. |  The Social Darwinist Imperium of The Ascendant Hive | 408th | 87.66 | ||
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-Niggurath | 513th | 82.81 | ||
| 7. |  The Endless Flight of Nullity | 631st | 77.35 | ||
| 8. |  The Most Serene and Holy Empire of Al Mutwakkil | 673rd | 75.76 | ||
| 9. |  The CookiEvee of CaveDweller | 760th | 73.21 | ||
| 10. |  The United States of Kohili | 832nd | 70.79 | ||
