The Largest Black Market in The ProcrastiNations
World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.
 | Nation | World | Standard Monetary Units | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Pink Land of Barurot | 5,026,144,600,000,000 | |||
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-Nation | 4,435,305,700,000,000 | |||
| 3. |  The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ing | 4,205,598,700,000,000 | |||
| 4. |  The Incorporated States of Corporatehiveestan | 2,078,178,400,000,000 | |||
| 5. |  The Republic of JPop | 1,474,590,400,000,000 | |||
| 6. |  The Disputed Territories of Pitiable Dwellers | 1,227,730,200,000,000 | |||
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Victims | 1,172,585,800,000,000 | |||
| 8. |  The Holy Blue Empire of Tokwa | 1,057,880,300,000,000 | |||
| 9. |  The Jingoistic States of Guanolandia | 499,840,900,000,000 | |||
| 10. |  The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog | 183,225,400,000,000 | |||
